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  • What is Satanism?

    Let's get informed here, before you make anymore uneducated presumptions.

    Satanists do not worship satan.

    -People have created Gods in many forms; pick one that might be useful to you.
    -Heaven and Hell do not exist.
    -Satan is not closely related to the modern (post 1400 AD) concept of the Christian devil. Satanists view Satan as a pre-Christian life principle which represents the carnal, earthly, and mundane aspects of life.
    -Satan is not a being, a living entity; he is a force of nature.
    -Human life is held in sacred regard. Children in particular are not to be harmed.
    -"Satan...represents love, kindness and respect to those who deserve it."
    -Black Masses (parodies of the Roman Catholic religious service) are not normally performed by Satanists (except on rare occasions for their entertainment or publicity value).

    Hm, already sounds nothing like what you are all saying


    The sins are as such

    Stupidity,
    pretentiousness,
    solipsism,
    self-deceit,
    herd conformity,
    lack of perspective,
    forgetfulness of past orthodoxies,
    counterproductive pride
    lack of aesthetics



    and, Goth's are not Satanists, in fact, most are Catholic.
    If you ever see a goth say they are one, go ahead and smack them because they have no idea what they are talking about.

  • #2
    Re: What is Satanism?

    You're Unsaved Trash, what do you know?



    Originally posted by YouAreAllSheep View Post
    .............before you make anymore uneducated presumptions.

    My assumption is that, by your name, you have an unnatural tendency toward beastiality.
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    • #3
      Re: What is Satanism?

      My assumption, based off your ignorant one, if that you have no abilities to think outside of what is literal.

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      • #4
        Re: What is Satanism?

        You are a Satanist, because you praise Satan

        Give Lucifer all the nicknames you want, you can't fool us children of God!
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        • #5
          Re: What is Satanism?

          it clearly states we do not believe in satan

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          • #6
            Re: What is Satanism?

            Yes, we are sheep and the Lord is our shepherd. Why would that be an insult towards us?

            -People have created Gods in many forms; pick one that might be useful to you.
            -Heaven and Hell do not exist.
            Yes they have, but our God wasn't created by us, He created us! That's what makes our religion the One True One.

            -Satan is not closely related to the modern (post 1400 AD) concept of the Christian devil. Satanists view Satan as a pre-Christian life principle which represents the carnal, earthly, and mundane aspects of life.
            Same thing. Satan in the Bible represents the carnal, earthly, and mundane aspects of life, hence many commandments to Christians to not be "of this world".

            -Satan is not a being, a living entity; he is a force of nature.
            So you're saying he's like the rain?

            -Human life is held in sacred regard. Children in particular are not to be harmed.
            Then why do you sacrifice babies?

            -"Satan...represents love, kindness and respect to those who deserve it."
            -Black Masses (parodies of the Roman Catholic religious service) are not normally performed by Satanists (except on rare occasions for their entertainment or publicity value).
            Funny. We agree in certain ways. We also believe God gives love, kindness, and respect to those who deserve it (True Christians(tm) who have accepted Christ). I also applaud you for parodizing the papist cult, since they are leading more people to Hell than you Satanists!

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            • #7
              Re: What is Satanism?

              I'm sorry to rain on your oh-so-informative parade, Mr. Sheep, but you're not completely correct. That would be Modern, or LaVeyan Satanism to which you're refering, and yes it is essentially ritualized atheism. Traditional or Theistic Satanism is another matter entirely. So, perhaps before you go trying to educate everyone else (as if the Landoverites really care what Satanists actually do and don't believe, they have their own ideas and nothing can ever be said or done to change their perceptions, so you're pretty much just wasting your time), you might stop and educate yourself just a bit first or else you're just going to end up spreading misconceptions.

              And by the way, it's also ridiculous to try to say that all or most members of a group (in this case, Goths) belong to a specific religion, each individual could have very different beliefs from the next. So the Landoverites are incorrect in saying that all Goths are Satanists, and you're incorrect in saying that most are Catholic. You can't generalise like that. Maybe most of the Goths you've met have been Catholic, but you know what? All of the Goths I know are either atheists or Pagan. I guess we can't make assumptions about an entire population, if you will, based on a sampling of a few individuals.
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              • #8
                Re: What is Satanism?

                Your see Sheep?...

                you can't even agree among yourselves, satan worshipers.

                I'll be praying for your wicked soul, so God can take you to hell or touch your solid-rock heart.
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                • #9
                  Re: What is Satanism?

                  Originally posted by YouAreAllSheep View Post
                  Let's get informed here, before you make anymore uneducated presumptions.

                  Satanists do not worship satan.
                  Yes, that explains why Antoinette LaVatory picked "Satan", the enemy of all Creation and recognized as an entity only by the Abrahamic religions, as the name for his "force of nature".

                  The sins are as such

                  Stupidity,
                  pretentiousness,
                  solipsism,
                  self-deceit,
                  herd conformity,
                  lack of perspective,
                  forgetfulness of past orthodoxies,
                  counterproductive pride
                  lack of aesthetics
                  So, if all the world were LaVatorian Santaists, does that mean you'd become a Christian to avoid conforming?

                  and, Goth's are not Satanists, in fact, most are Catholic.
                  Could you please show us the study which confirms this conjecture of yours?
                  If you ever see a goth say they are one, go ahead and smack them because they have no idea what they are talking about.
                  So, no goth could be a Satanist? Is that because they're fat and ugly and lack aesthetics?
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                  • #10
                    Re: What is Satanism?

                    Originally posted by YouAreAllSheep View Post
                    Let's get informed here, before you make anymore uneducated presumptions.

                    [...]
                    -Satan is [...] a force of nature.[...]
                    What???? A force of nature??? You can prove that can you? You've taken measurements in units we can understand and had the research peer reviewed? You've got all the data for this "natural force"? Or is this all simply pulled out your ass so you can fornicate with innocent young ladies?

                    Job:1:7: And the LORD said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

                    Satan seems pretty personal and up-front to me...

                    Son, you're deluded by folk tales and superstition and ooga-booga new-age garbage.
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                    • #11
                      Re: What is Satanism?

                      Originally posted by YouAreAllSheep View Post
                      Let's get informed here, before you make anymore uneducated presumptions.
                      Please do inform us by proving your assertions rather than expecting us to accept them on your say-so.
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                      • #12
                        Re: What is Satanism?

                        Originally posted by YouAreAllSheep View Post
                        Let's get informed here, before you make anymore uneducated presumptions.
                        Why do you assume we have no idea what Satanism is? Even that ridicules excuse for being a whiny jerk called Levy Satanism.

                        Originally posted by YouAreAllSheep View Post
                        Satanists do not worship satan.

                        -People have created Gods in many forms; pick one that might be useful to you.
                        -Heaven and Hell do not exist.
                        -Satan is not closely related to the modern (post 1400 AD) concept of the Christian devil. Satanists view Satan as a pre-Christian life principle which represents the carnal, earthly, and mundane aspects of life.
                        -Satan is not a being, a living entity; he is a force of nature.
                        -Human life is held in sacred regard. Children in particular are not to be harmed.
                        -"Satan...represents love, kindness and respect to those who deserve it."
                        -Black Masses (parodies of the Roman Catholic religious service) are not normally performed by Satanists (except on rare occasions for their entertainment or publicity value).

                        Hm, already sounds nothing like what you are all saying
                        Possibly because it was made up in the '70s during the post Rosemary's Baby craze?

                        Originally posted by YouAreAllSheep View Post
                        The sins are as such

                        Stupidity,
                        pretentiousness,
                        solipsism,
                        self-deceit,
                        herd conformity,
                        lack of perspective,
                        forgetfulness of past orthodoxies,
                        counterproductive pride
                        lack of aesthetics
                        Frankly that is the most useless list of vices in a human I have ever seen. Do you honestly think "stupid" people knowingly act stupid? What defines "wisdom" then friend, Other people like say you fellow Satanist Then doesn't that make you guilt of your "sin" of Herd Conformity?

                        Face friend Levy, Satanism was concocted by a failed circus showman to people to angst filled teenager to shock their elders and sooth their self doubts. It is NOT wisdom of the ages.

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