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Putting the EVIL in DEVIL since 1666
Putting the EVIL in DEVIL since 1666
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I agree, The Devil is Evil. We do all we can to warn people.Originally posted by Orison View PostLandover Baptist Church
Putting the EVIL in DEVIL since 1666
What happened in 1666?
Apart from the Slums of London burning down?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Thank you, Sister Talitha, for reminding us again that Jesus hates the poor.Originally posted by Talitha View PostYours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.Comment
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Jesus hates the poor???? Where in the Bible does it say that?Comment
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Esau was poor.Comment
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Obviously someone has never read the parable of The Talents nor M'r:4:25: For he that hath, to him shall be given: and he that hath not, from him shall be taken even that which he hath.Originally posted by Orison View Post
God gives us the ability to prevent ourselves from being poor - what are we if we discard this gift? Mat:26:11 For ye have the poor always with you; but me ye have not always. Just look at that, who is the more important? The poor or Jesus?
...and he was an hairy man and he fought against God's Will.Originally posted by TorTor View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Originally posted by Talitha View Post- Expulsion of the Portuguese from the Bengal port city of Chittagong by Mughal forces of Emperor Aurangzeb under General Bujurg Umed Khan and renaming the city as Islamabad.
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- The Russian Orthodox Church holds a sobor (church council) which deposes Patriarch Nikon, but accepts his liturgical reforms. Dissenters from his reforms, known as Old Believers, continue to this day.
It was a good year for...those guys.Comment
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I approved of Patriarch Nikon and the countrywide search he made for what were then modern icons, Having discovered many, the army gouged out the eyes of these heretical counterfeits and then carry them through the towns in derision. However, instead of doing the same to those who possessed them, he merely imposed death on those who made or used such icons in future.Originally posted by goodmorningglasggow View Post
Softness and liberality such as this was his downfall. (I believe his family went on to produce glassware and eventually Japanese Cameras, although I haven’t checked those sources.)sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling narcotics to children to drop by God's favorite forum and spew hatred. The Holy Bible says that we are actually Blessed by your persecution. Shout Glory!!Originally posted by Orison View PostLandover Baptist Church
Putting the EVIL in DEVIL since 1666
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I will enjoy watching you burn for all eternity.Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Blessed by persectution eh?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling narcotics to children to drop by God's favorite forum and spew hatred. The Holy Bible says that we are actually Blessed by your persecution. Shout Glory!!
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I will enjoy watching you burn for all eternity.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
After all the insults I've been getting from this site, I must be more blessed than I thought.Comment
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Don't be silly. Nobody is forcing you to come to our Godly forum.Originally posted by yak View Post
You are mixing up persecution and masochism.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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agreed. I'm afraid these people have let their joy for the Lord sour and become pharisses. I really hope they will see the light of Jesus
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You don't trust God? At Landover Baptist, we don't follow some politically correct version of Christianity. We take Jesus at his word when he says death to those that curse their parents. (Matthew 15:4)Originally posted by ForgivenSinner:) View Postagreed. I'm afraid these people have let their joy for the Lord sour and become pharisses. I really hope they will see the light of JesusComment
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For those who call Landover Baptist hateful, please read THIS thread, then apologize.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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