Hoodwinked by the "Queen of the Damned"

[Florida Squeezed]

Greetings my True Christian brothers and sisters!

This is my first post and I just wanted to let ya'll know that my lady friends and I had a very interesting little chat at our gaggle (that's what my adoring husband calls us when we "flock" together like we do...) this morning.

It seems that a certain bewildered church member (sin pot) who shall remain nameless (Rhonda Storms) has recently purchased a book about Angels from an author named Ann Rice. That name sounded familiar to me so I used the googler to find out more.

It seems this is the same whore who converted hundreds of thousands of our white, Christian youths into vampire-worshipping Tom Cruise fanatics. And now she wants everyone to think that she's a Christian by writing books about Angels.

Obviously nobody in their right mind would believe the tongue of Satan's Whore but you might be surprised to learn that she has recently been on the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) promoting her vile jewish tomfoolery...

http://www.cbn.com/media/player/index.aspx?s=/vod/GW159v3_WS

I think it's our duty to hold this woman accountable for the countless young lives she's lead down the path to hell before she goes around priding herself in being "saved"... What say you?

[James Hutchins]

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Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!

[SUV]

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Of course I agree totally with Brother James, but just wanted to say quick that I just Hated Akasha and Enkil.

I just don't think they were Christians

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Hilter or Ann Rice? They both made a conversion when Death stared them in the face. However, God sees into the soul and, in The Book of Life, all is written.

Many may say that Hitler was, in some ways, technically responsible for the bodily death of well over 154 Jews, but, with her Satanic writings, Ann Rice is responsible for the death of the souls of millions of gullible, weak-spirited persons, whom she has seduced from the path to Salvation™ to the broad highway leading to the very Gates of Hell.

Her training in the church of Rome, slavishly slopping dripping substances from her master’s lap, served Satan well and now she espouses Christ after committing blasphemy? Altogether too late I feel!

Let us consult God and we see:

Matt 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

In God’s good time, Hitler will look down on her being savagely assaulted in the fires of Damnation.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I think it's our duty to hold this woman accountable for the countless young lives she's lead down the path to hell before she goes around priding herself in being "saved"... What say you?

I say: "Did you get permission from your husband before you posted here?". I have a strong feeling the answer will be no.

This part of the Bible is about you: Ephesians 5:22 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. "

[Florida Squeezed]

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I say: "Did you get permission from your husband before you posted here?". I have a strong feeling the answer will be no.

This part of the Bible is about you: Ephesians 5:22 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. "

Oh Cranky Old Man... of course I have Dicky's blessings to chat around on this site. It's something to keep me busy and out of his hair while he's watching the Super Bowl.

As long as it's ok with the rest of you, I might return every time there's a sports game on - as I prepare all of the fixins well in advance and stay in the office to avoid walking in front of the television - one of the mortal sins in our household!

God Bless!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Oh Cranky Old Man... of course I have Dicky's blessings to chat around on this site. It's something to keep me busy and out of his hair while he's watching the Super Bowl.

I am very glad to hear that. Perhaps you can tell us something more about yourself like what his favorite pie is and how many sons you have given him?

I've been criticized for being an outspoken woman on many occasions

Does your husband allow this? My own wife barely talks and we love each other almost as much as we love Jesus.

1 Timothy 2:12 "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

[Florida Squeezed]

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I am very glad to hear that. Perhaps you can tell us something more about yourself like what his favorite pie is and how many sons you have given him?

I don't make pies anymore if I can avoid it... I saw something on television back in the late 70's that just sort of made me dread the concept of fruity pies. But of course, if I had to make one, it would be Apple.

Does your husband allow this? My own wife barely talks and we love each other almost as much as we love Jesus.

Oh! The poor thing... She needs a ladies club or something to boost her morale. I'm no feminazi, but I find that I'm a good asset to our family's reputation when I can run my mouth about the rampant liberalism that is tearing this country to shreds. Perhaps you might have the next Ann Coulter sitting right next to you and you don't even know it! But it sounds like you two are just peas in a pod, so don't let me intrude on your fundamentals...

1 Timothy 2:12 "But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

And just a couple lines down from there, you will see that we ladies are saved if we're sober and give birth to babies - no matter how much we like to yap it up. My husband is of course, the ultimate authority in our household - if he weren't... well, I better not go down that road. Imagination only leads to perversions.

[Florida Squeezed]

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... but, with her Satanic writings, Ann Rice is responsible for the death of the souls of millions of gullible, weak-spirited persons, whom she has seduced from the path to Salvation™ to the broad highway leading to the very Gates of Hell.

Her training in the church of Rome, slavishly slopping dripping substances from her master’s lap, served Satan well and now she espouses Christ after committing blasphemy? Altogether too late I feel!

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In God’s good time, Hitler will look down on her being savagely assaulted in the fires of Damnation.

And here I just thought the Christian Broadcasting Network had poor taste in literature... But now I am starting to suspect that there is something much more afoul going on...

Where is Newt Gingrich when you really need him to clear something up!?!?

Well, he's probably doing something more noble than me who sits here gossiping on the internet... He might be busy saving his 2nd marriage from the wrath of the homosexuals for all I know. Lord knows those lisping beasts are never satisfied until they've gone and spoiled the good reputations of every Christian Republican in America... Just look at how they got Ted Haggard, and I still don't believe he's over his affliction... His wife was in some sort of trance when Oprah had her all doped up on liberalism in front of everyone in America last week.

[Cranky Old Man]

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And just a couple lines down from there, you will see that we ladies are saved if we're sober and give birth to babies - no matter how much we like to yap it up.

I assume you are referring to: 1 Timothy 2:15 "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety." I fail to see how that contradicts 2:12, especially since there are no contradictions in the Holy Bible. God made the Holy Bible perfect.

My husband is of course, the ultimate authority in our household - if he weren't... well, I better not go down that road. Imagination only leads to perversions.

I have to agree with you on that. And I also have to agree with you that some women, like Sarah Palin, say some very sensible things. Well I suppose the important part is that you have your husbands blessing in this.

But a women who does not bake pies and talks a lot. It is going to take me some time to get used to that.

Welcome to our nice and friendly forum Florida Squeezed!

[True Disciple]

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As long as it's ok with the rest of you, I might return every time there's a sports game on - as I prepare all of the fixins well in advance and stay in the office to avoid walking in front of the television - one of the mortal sins in our household!

Well, you might do so if you like, but as most of us will be watching the sports game as well, there will not be much conversation.

Oh! The poor thing... She needs a ladies club or something to boost her morale. I'm no feminazi, but I find that I'm a good asset to our family's reputation when I can run my mouth about the rampant liberalism that is tearing this country to shreds. Perhaps you might have the next Ann Coulter sitting right next to you and you don't even know it! But it sounds like you two are just peas in a pod, so don't let me intrude on your fundamentals...

I don't think Cranky's wife is the next Ann Coulter. She went to a True Christian™ Girl School from her fourth year on, where she learned what she really needed to be a True Christian™ Housewife (cooking, cleaning, not asking questions etc), instead of the unfeminine stuff liberals want to teach girls these days (reading, writing, math etc). However, this also means that she doesn't have much ambitions as a writer and intellectual, like Miss Coulter has.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Wait . . . Anne Rice found Jesus?

Has she denounced all her old books yet? And signed over the earnings to any particular congregation?

I know a church in North Salem in desperate need of a new roof . . . and fitness center, and sauna, and steam room.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Yes, Brother, Anne Rice has found the Lord™...so she says, and will only write about angels and salvation from this point on. But I do not believe a leopard (or a leper like Anne Rice, for that matter) can change its spots so quickly.

Please note, however, she's "returned" to the Roman Catholic Church...so it's not a True Christian™ conversion, at any rate. And actually, they're probably very welcoming of her satanic ways.