[.Sarcastic.Strawberries. (On Moderation)]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Ok, strawberry boy, if the only opinions you care about are the so-called loved ones you speak of, then how come you came searching us out for answers?

Oh no, you seem to be mistaken. I did not come here for answers I came her for debate. ^^ I was bored, this is entertaining. So shoot me.

It seems as if your soul is calling out to God to find Salvation© with us here at Landover.
Maybe you wish to convert? It would seem so.

Nope, not one bit. I'm happy being what I am right now, without religion. ^.^

Nice guy? Where? I only see children up WAY past their bed times.

I have no bedtime. o0 and I'm 18, I'm not a child anymore, I'm in college so I have no need for a bedtime anyways. n.n Unless I have to rest up for a test or something...but no tests right now.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You know, Hellbound, I kinda like you. I always have. My logic is, of course, the logic I was given by God.

Meaning none?

He knows you are ready. Why won't you just let go of your Heathenistic ways?

Well, I'm a happy heathen. Would you want to deprive me of that which is considered an unalienable right?

Why? I want to meet you in Heaven, not laugh at you while you burn while riding Satan's tallywhacker. It grieves me that you won't JOIN us!

Don't worry, I'm sure that won't happen. I can't burn in a place that doesn't exist, after all.

Oh, and you are still a diesel dyke until you become Saved®.

Whatever you say.

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries. (On Moderation)]

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Yup. It's funny that they don't see just how silly some of the things they say actually are. I'm not entirely sure if they even realize that the Earth is, in fact, round.

Yes I can see that. xD I laughed quite a lot at the bits that claimed Count Chocula creal a goth food. o.o that was just plain silly.

Yup, they do have the right to free speech and it certainly is quite the hoot to watch.

Yes it is. ^.^

I'm sure these people could learn a thing or two from you!

Why thank you, though I doubt they will. they're so close-minded it'd be a wonder if they'd EVER be able to accept anything other then their narrow way of thinking. o.0;;

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Well, I do not hate people or tell them I do, nor do I tell them how they should feel or think. I am ok with who I am do not worry that Jesus is or is not watching. My soul is fine and I have no fears of judgement by you or anyone else, including the one you call Jesus or God.

Everyone has the right to live as they who they are as long as it does not harm others. I do think that by being mean spirited will not win many converts to your way of thinking. You can possibly subdue others by force, but you can never change who they really are or how they feel.

Exodus 22:20
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed

That means you, as well as about 4 billion others that do not believe as we do will be destroyed (go to Hell). Hope you have fun in eternal damnation!

[Sister Rebecca]

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You know, Strawberry, you are one of the few seemingly educated hippies that comes here hoping for some, I guess, debate. It pains me to see such an education go to waste in Hell.
Most idiot heathens that come here are uneducated and slovenly. Why not round out that education by joining us and learning about God and our True Christian(TM) ways? We can HELP you! Stop wasting your education with your smart-ass remarks and do something useful with it instead. Join us and help rebuke sinners and the unwashed masses! The Unsaved need you! Hit the paypal button and help us help them.

[vikkio (On Moderation)]

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Exodus 22:20
He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed

That means you, as well as about 4 billion others that do not believe as we do will be destroyed (go to Hell). Hope you have fun in eternal damnation!

Well, since hell does not exist (except perhaps here on earth as some say) then it's all good and I have no fears (as you obviously do). And if heaven includes such people as yourselves, then I would have no desire to tread there either (if it existed!)

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Yes I can see that. xD I laughed quite a lot at the bits that claimed Count Chocula creal a goth food. o.o that was just plain silly.

What a scream, lol.
Oooohh the scary cartoon count is on the box....oooohhh scary.

Yes it is. ^.^

As well as being entertaining, it also makes me grateful that there is a healthy amount of common sense in my diet!

Why thank you, though I doubt they will. they're so close-minded it'd be a wonder if they'd EVER be able to accept anything other then their narrow way of thinking. o.0;;

Hmm, that sadly quite probably true.
Ah, well, can't hurt to try showing them what real tolerance is all about.

Well, time for me to head off for now. Keep up the good work, you seem more than able to hold your own in a debate here.

And if heaven includes such people as yourselves, then I would have no desire to tread there either (if it existed!)

I couldn't agree more. Lol! Imagine spending eternity with people like these fundies! Ouch!

But, I don't believe in heaven or hell either, so I'm far from worried.

[vikkio (On Moderation)]

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The Unsaved need you! Hit the paypal button and help us help them.

Why is becoming saved tied into giving you money?

And he did say 'no thank you' to your offer already! Why don't you give up all this fear of life on earth and hell and join us in rejoicing in the life we have now? Dance in the rain, laugh till you fall down, love life!

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries. (On Moderation)]

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You know, Strawberry, you are one of the few seemingly educated hippies that comes here hoping for some, I guess, debate. It pains me to see such an education go to waste in Hell.
Most idiot heathens that come here are uneducated and slovenly. Why not round out that education by joining us and learning about God and our True Christian™ ways? We can HELP you! Stop wasting your education with your smart-ass remarks and do something useful with it instead. Join us and help rebuke sinners and the unwashed masses! The Unsaved need you! Hit the paypal button and help us help them.

I do not wish to, but thank you for the offer. Your religion would frown upon me for being gay anyway, and joining your religion would stop me from being who I am. I'm truly sorry but I sort of like who I am. ^-^ You have you rights to believe what you wish, you do, I can assure you. Despite this fact I still have the ability to choose my own path even if your religion says that is wrong.

Oh and in regards to your paypal comment, I didn't think one had to pay money to join a religion, I didn't know that was part of being Christian at all. o.o

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why is becoming saved tied into giving you money?

And he did say 'no thank you' to your offer already! Why don't you give up all this fear of life on earth and hell and join us in rejoicing in the life we have now? Dance in the rain, laugh till you fall down, love life!

I do not wish to, but thank you for the offer. Your religion would frown upon me for being gay anyway, and joining your religion would stop me from being who I am. I'm truly sorry but I sort of like who I am. ^-^ You have you rights to believe what you wish, you do, I can assure you. Despite this fact I still have the ability to choose my own path even if your religion says that is wrong.

Oh and in regards to your paypal comment, I didn't think one had to pay money to join a religion, I didn't know that was part of being Christian at all. o.o

What is it, drag queen day? where did all these unsaved scum buckets come from?

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries. (On Moderation)]

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What is it, drag queen day? where did all these unsaved scum buckets come from?

I don't dress in drag. o.o Even if it were drag queen day...they look silly dressed up like that...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't dress in drag. o.o Even if it were drag queen day...they look silly dressed up like that...

Is that you in your avatar? You look like some kind of queer.

Did you know that Jesus hates those who look wierd? Have you ever even read the Holy Bible?

[Sister Rebecca]

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I don't know, Pastor, but I DO so love a good drag-stoning! Maybe we should catch them and stone them in the town square! We haven't done a gay-stoning or a drag-stoning is so long! What fun! We could make them wear their sequins and lace and use the heaviest bricks (the ones left over from the witch hunt) to stone them. Or maybe the smaller ones so that it lasts longer...

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries. (On Moderation)]

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Is that you in your avatar? You look like some kind of queer.

Did you know that Jesus hates those who look wierd? Have you ever even read the Holy Bible?

Yes as matter of fact it is me. And if you mean queer as in gay, you hit the nail on the head. if you meant queer as in weird...well I guess you could still be somewhat right. And if so says your religion thats fine, I personally like myself the way I am thank you very much. n.n

[vikkio (On Moderation)]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Is that you in your avatar? You look like some kind of queer.

Did you know that Jesus hates those who look wierd? Have you ever even read the Holy Bible?

Wasn't Jesus a long haired wanderer who was also a pacifist who spoke of love and tolerance? If you saw him on the street today looking the same way would you judge him as looking "weird" based on the appearance of looking like a hippie or homeless man?