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Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

"Being frustrated by the biological impossibility of natural sexual relations between members of the same sex, they must resort to bringing their mouth into contact with areas of the body designed for the elimination of human waste, or use body apertures not meant for sexual penetration, either of which causes serious hygienic and health risks. Once these homosexuals bridge the natural reluctance to come into contact with human waste, a significant number of homosexuals go further and further. Many times to the point of ingesting the urine and fecal matter of their partners. This leads to serious health risks to not only them, but the population at large, through the food chain, medical services, and other avenues of society." - - Paul Volle, Chairman, Christian Coalition of Maine

You really do not know what you're talking about. Sure okay some people have really strange fetishes with...urine and fecal matter...it's not even just homosexuals some straight people have that strange type of fetish too....but I can assure you I do not. =/ I have never had fecal matter in my mouth ever. Trust me, I would know.

You have a little more RESPECT for your better, young man!
Do you talk to the people you purportedly love that way?
You owe both Brother Temperance and dear sweet Zeke an apology for being so RUDE!

Ok, I feel better.
Now, Strawberry. I wanted to know...
are you strawberry down there ?

No but he isn't one of my loved ones, so I can speak how I want. Also, I don't see my post as rude at all, I see it as me explaining to him my reasoning as to why he would not know anything about homosexuals, as well as explaining once again that I do not believe in God, heaven, hell, etc. So no, i will not apologize for MY words unless he apologizes for his. :] That means, no apologies from either of us.

And how does THAT question pertain to anything? why would you WANT to know anyway? No I'm am pretty sure I am not strawberry "down there." That would be strange...>>

[Brother Temperance]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Umm, what do you know about me anyways?

I know that you're wasting your life writing incredibly dull rubbish on GOD's internet tubes.

Nothing really. Your opnion does not matter to me. Besides, I wasn't talking to YOU.

You were talking to Landover Baptist Church. Unless you don't want to talk to us anymore, in which case I'd be only too happy to ban you.

As for brain sodomizing, no, they haven't.

Then what is your excuse? Do you have Down's Syndrome as well as the GRIDS?

I have never had fecal matter in my mouth ever.

You've got plenty inside your cranium, though.

[Sister Rebecca]

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Well, see, I don't know of any readheads in our area, and our women's group was talking about them a few months ago. We were just wondering if a redhead was red down there too.
Don't worry, I already asked both God and dear Husband for forgiveness for my indiscretion in both wondering and asking.

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries. (On Moderation)]

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Okay, one more reply before sleep...^.^

I know that you're wasting your life writing incredibly dull rubbish on GOD's internet tubes.

No, I was bored seeking entertainment and you people are QUITE entertaining with all the fun things you say.

You were talking to Landover Baptist Church. Unless you don't want to talk to us anymore, in which case I'd be only too happy to ban you.

No I was talking to Rachael. :] And no thanks, I enjoy talking you all of you, like i said before, you're all very entertaining to talk to.

Then what is your excuse? Do you have Down's Syndrome as well as the GRIDS?

Continue to attack my intelligence, I don't care..it's all you can seem to come up with anyways. I do not have down syndrome or GRIDS, I'm a perfectly healthy teenager, but thank you for your concern. n.n

You've got plenty inside your cranium, though.

what an original comment, again attacking my intelligence because you can once again not come up with anything better to insult me with. I'm gay, I'm a fag, I'm queer, it's all the same and none of it bothers me much. xDDD

Well, see, I don't know of any readheads in our area, and our women's group was talking about them a few months ago. We were just wondering if a redhead was red down there too.
Don't worry, I already asked both God and dear Husband for forgiveness for my indiscretion in both wondering and asking.

And that seems like a logical question born of humanity's natural curiosity, and since your religion entitles it, it is good you have asked for forgiveness for it. n.n If it makes you feel better for it then I am happy. n.n

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Oh, puh-leeze, you old diesel dyke! You know damn good and well that we only put up with your garbage because you secretly believe as we do. We still have hope that one day you will get Saved® and join us.

Every time she denies this, I know her salvation is coming closer. Just look at her drooling over God's superior Bodycount.

[Brother Temperance]

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No, I was bored seeking entertainment and you people are QUITE entertaining with all the fun things you say.

That's something that no-one will ever say to you.

No I was talking to Rachael.

See above. She's a Christian in training.

Continue to attack my intelligence, I don't care..it's all you can seem to come up with anyways.

Here's a deal: I'll stop attacking your intelligence when you stop being stupid. And I don't just attack your (lack of) intelligence, I also attack your lack of a personality.

I do not have down syndrome or GRIDS, I'm a perfectly healthy teenager.

That's a blatant lie. A healthy fag is an oxymoron.

what an original comment, again attacking my intelligence because you can once again not come up with anything better to insult me with. I'm gay, I'm a fag, I'm queer, it's all the same and none of it bothers me much.

So you admit that gayness is the same thing as stupidity?

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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Okay, one more reply before sleep...^.^

You mean, one more reply before you put everybody to sleep?

You really put the bored in "discussion board"

[Bobby-Joe]

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You really do not know what you're talking about. Sure okay some people have really strange fetishes with...urine and fecal matter...it's not even just homosexuals some straight people have that strange type of fetish too....but I can assure you I do not. =/ I have never had fecal matter in my mouth ever. Trust me, I would know.

Hold there friend, we of Landover do know what we are talking about. Landover's Project Gaydar is the largest data base on homers held by any Christian church in the world. We know what a homer does, were he does it and with whom. Believe me when Pastor Zeke talks about homers he knows what he is talking about.

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries. (On Moderation)]

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Hold there friend, we of Landover do know what we are talking about. Landover's Project Gaydar is the largest data base on homers held by any Christian church in the world. We know what a homer does, were he does it and with whom. Believe me when Pastor Zeke talks about homers he knows what he is talking about.

No. he does not. he knows nothing about me, where I live, what college I go to, who my friends are, who my boyfriend is, or any of what we do when we hang out. Where do I live then? If he knows EVERYTHING about me. What are the name of my friends? Of my boyfriend? Trust me sweetie he doesn't know anything about me. :]

You mean, one more reply before you put everybody to sleep?

You really put the bored in "discussion board"

That comment is absolutely irrelevant to anything being discussed in this thread. The comment's only purpose was yo insult me. But what can I expect from you bible obsessed lunatics? n.n Your insults have no lasting effects on me. [quote=Brother Temperance;92843]That's something that no-one will ever say to you.

[quote=Brother Temperance;92843]See above. She's a Christian in training.

Here's a deal: I'll stop attacking your intelligence when you stop being stupid. And I don't just attack your (lack of) intelligence, I also attack your lack of a personality.

I'm stupid because I do not have a religion? Ha ha ha. If the only thing you can come up with is to call me stupid when I already know it's not true then you're not doing a very good job if you're trying to hurt my feelings. :] And as for lack of personality, whose to say this is how I act in reality? You however have NO personality. You are exactly the same as every bible thumping preacher in this entire forum, so don't call me out for not having an individual personality you silly little tool. ^^

That's a blatant lie. A healthy fag is an oxymormon.

No it's not, and at least spell it right next time. I'm perfectly healthy thank you very much. I can go to the doctor and have them do a check up and come back with proof if you really don't believe me. n.n

So you admit that gayness is the same thing as stupidity?

No, don't put words in my mouth like that. It's rude. And no i do not admit to that because it isn't the same thing. So I like guys instead of girls. Thats not stupid, thats just part of who I am.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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Why don't you sign up and join the army to help us here in Iraq! There's nothing like the good ole US Army to straighten out a confused teenager.

Bored? You won't be bored with an Islamofascist around every corner!

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries. (On Moderation)]

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Why don't you sign up and join the army to help us here in Iraq! There's nothing like the good ole US Army to straighten out a confused teenager.

Bored? You won't be bored with an Islamofascist around every corner!

I was in the ROTC program during my from my freshmen to my junior year in high school, our school was the army branch. :3 However it really wasn't for me, I dunno. Not even sure why I was in it for all of three years I didn't really like it much. :[ So I'll have to decline on your offer but thank you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I was in the ROTC program during my from my freshmen to my junior year in high school, our school was the army branch. :3 However it really wasn't for me, I dunno. Not even sure why I was in it for all of three years I didn't really like it much. :[ So I'll have to decline on your offer but thank you.

So then you admit to hating America and not supporting our troops then.

Is there any depths of satanic depravity that you won't indulge in?

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries. (On Moderation)]

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So then you admit to hating America and not supporting our troops then.

Is there any depths of satanic depravity that you won't indulge in?

I'm not satanic. o.O I just do not wish to join the army. I support our troops, I just do not wish to be one.

[Sister Noddy]

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I'm not satanic.

Oh yeah, you will be sooner or later, it grows on you, like a fungus.

o.O I just do not wish to join the army. I support our troops, I just do not wish to be one.

Why not? Because it would take too much time our of your deathstyle as a goth to serve your country? Are you planning to keep up this depravity by the time you're out of college? By then there might be some new trend happening, is there any end to it?

[SHADEactionfigure]

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Oh yeah, you will be sooner or later, it grows on you, like a fungus.


Why not? Because it would take too much time our of your deathstyle as a goth to serve your country? Are you planning to keep up this depravity by the time you're out of college? By then there might be some new trend happening, is there any end to it?

I have a question for you.Are you currently in the army?