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  • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

    Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
    Bwahahahahaha. They think no woman could resist them? How about the millions of gay women in the world? I think it would be quite easy for them
    Nope, my guess is that gay women who come here would no doubt get the pastors telling her that 'jesus has led her here because of a deep desire from her soul to be saved, heterosexual, and married to an xtian man'.

    They've been saying similar things to Strawberries, it would seem.
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    • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      WHAT is that under your lower lip...? Man juice?

      You disgusting, vile homer. You better get JESUS before he kills you dead.

      Ewwwwwwwwww!
      It's a piercing silly. I have two piercings on my lower lip, got a problem? Oh wait. YES you obviously do. :]

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      • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

        Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
        I've been a minister of the Episcopal Church for the past decade or so
        Until you found Jesus, of course. I still think you should drop the "minister" part of your name here in case unSaved people start thinking the Lord encourages that sort of thing in women. We are vessels for birthing our husbands' children, and then babysitters after our children have children. Anything else is just too unseemly!
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        • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

          Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
          Those are snakebites And if I do say so... quite sexy ones ;p

          Oh my GOD!! you are both corksuckers? No wonder you have the same hairdo. It's quite gay you know. I bet people on the street laugh at you two faggots a lot huh?
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          • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

            Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
            Those are snakebites And if I do say so... quite sexy ones ;p
            Bravo! You got it, and thank you. [You wouldn't expect these people to know what snakebites were in the first place anyways. ;]

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            • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Nope, my guess is that gay women who come here would no doubt get the pastors telling her that 'Jesus has led her here because of a deep desire from her soul to be saved, heterosexual, and married to an Christian man'.

              They've been saying similar things to Strawberries, it would seem.
              No True Christian(tm) pastor would EVER tell Frankenberry to marry a Christian man, or any other man for that matter!
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              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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              • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                Originally posted by .Sarcastic.Strawberries. View Post

                And I'm not goth, stop assuming things, I do not wish to be a goth, nor do I wish to be in the army, so i simply choose not to sign up. Oh, and what depravity are you talking about? Lemme guess, homosexuality again? Yeah I'm sure I'll still be gay when I'm out of college despite whatever "trends" come along. =/
                Okay I'm sorry, Sarcastic. I thought you are a goth because of the hairdo and eyemakeup. But you say you are just an ordinary garden variety heathen, right? Not a satanist and not a Christian, or any of those things? No religion, right? What about pagan?

                ... I apologize if I've got that wrong, noddy
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                  Originally posted by .Sarcastic.Strawberries. View Post
                  Personally I think it'd be easy for ANY woman with a good head on her shoulders to resist such disgusting pigs.
                  Perhaps, but seeing as they don't exist, I don't really see how that's relevant.
                  Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                  Those are snakebites And if I do say so... quite sexy ones ;p
                  I suppose that's "just making conversation" as well? You're nearly as bad as Strawberries and Hellthing!
                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  They've been saying similar things to Strawberries, it would seem.
                  You take that back! I've had a lot of persecution from unsaved trash over the years, but never has anyone stooped so low as to claim that the things I say are similar to Strawberries.
                  Originally posted by .Sarcastic.Strawberries. View Post
                  It's a piercing silly. I have two piercings on my lower lip, got a problem? Oh wait. YES you obviously do. :]
                  So does God.
                  Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                    No True Christian™ pastor would EVER tell Frankenberry to marry a Christian man, or any other man for that matter!
                    What are you talking about? Who mentioned Frankenberry? Isn't that a type of breakfast cereal?

                    You take that back! I've had a lot of persecution from unsaved trash over the years, but never has anyone stooped so low as to claim that the things I say are similar to Strawberries.
                    What I meant, Mr Temperament, is that if a gay woman came here you'd tell her that 'jesus led her here because her soul yearns to be heterosexual etc', and you've been telling Strawberries that you think him to be here for the same reason. Thta's what I meant by similar.
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                    • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                      Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                      Okay I'm sorry, Sarcastic. I thought you are a goth because of the hairdo and eyemakeup.
                      I believe he is an atheist emo sodomite. Emos are almost exactly the same as goths, but more Islamic. The name is a contraction, from homo + emu.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        I believe he is an atheist emo sodomite. Emos are almost exactly the same as goths, but more Islamic. The name is a contraction, from homo + emu.
                        No, the term "emo" comes from he word "emotional." An emo is someone who has very strong emotions. >_>

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                        • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Perhaps, but seeing as they don't exist, I don't really see how that's relevant.
                          Quit putting women down, they're equal!

                          I suppose that's "just making conversation" as well? You're nearly as bad as Strawberries and Hellthing!
                          Yes, it is just making conversation. Exact same thing as commenting on his outfit or whatever.

                          You take that back! I've had a lot of persecution from unsaved trash over the years, but never has anyone stooped so low as to claim that the things I say are similar to Strawberries.
                          You obviously can't read, as she was saying that you were insulting Strawberry.

                          So does God.
                          Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
                          By the way, why are you always quoting Leviticus? I've never heard of that book of the bible before.

                          And emo is a shortened version of emotional, meaning you have amplified emotions.

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                          • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                            Originally posted by .Sarcastic.Strawberries. View Post
                            No, the term "emo" comes from he word "emotional." An emo is someone who has very strong emotions.
                            Tosh and nonsense. I have a very strong love of Jesus and a very strong hatred of faggots, Mahommedans, and men with long hair, but that doesn't make me emo now does it?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Tosh and nonsense. I have a very strong love of Jesus and a very strong hatred of faggots, Mahommedans, and men with long hair, but that doesn't make me emo now does it?
                              They way "emo" is usually used it is referencing to people who have very strong emotions of sadness / depression, contrary to what it actually means.

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                              • Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                                Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                                Quit putting women down, they're equal!
                                Where in the Holy Bible does it say that?
                                You obviously can't read, as she was saying that you were insulting Strawberry.
                                She said, and I quote, that we'd "been saying similar things to Strawberries".

                                By the way, why are you always quoting Leviticus? I've never heard of that book of the bible before.
                                That's because you've never met a Christian before. I'm surprised you've heard of Jesus.
                                And emo is a shortened version of emotional, meaning you have amplified emotions.
                                Oh, druggies, eh?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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