[.Sarcastic.Strawberries. (On Moderation)]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Oh yeah, you will be sooner or later, it grows on you, like a fungus.

No I won't. Thank for the concern. I can assure you that I'm completley religion free. ^.^

Why not? Because it would take too much time our of your deathstyle as a goth to serve your country? Are you planning to keep up this depravity by the time you're out of college? By then there might be some new trend happening, is there any end to it?

And I'm not goth, stop assuming things, I do not wish to be a goth, nor do I wish to be in the army, so i simply choose not to sign up. Oh, and what depravity are you talking about? Lemme guess, homosexuality again? Yeah I'm sure I'll still be gay when I'm out of college despite whatever "trends" come along. =/

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

See above. She's a Christian in training.

Why is it that you seem to think you can read my mind better than I can?

I'm a happy heathen, Temperance, dear.

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries. (On Moderation)]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Why is it that you seem to think you can read my mind better than I can?

I'm a happy heathen, Temperance, dear.

They continue to try and convince me that I wanna join the army. they seem to believe they have awesome mind reading powers. It's funny.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

For someone who claims to be a proud sodomite, Socialist Strawberry sure has spent a lot of time flirting with Van HelloSatan in this thread. He knows deep inside that he's really a heterosexual, as are 100% of the people in the world, but like far too many, he's too far gone in his rebellion against God to accept it. Sad. Truly sad.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

They continue to try and convince me that I wanna join the army. they seem to believe they have awesome mind reading powers. It's funny.

Yup!
Or rather, they think that 'god tells them' everything they need to know. Although if they're hearing voices, that itself might be an explanation of their behavior.

For someone who claims to be a proud sodomite, Socialist Strawberry sure has spent a lot of time flirting with Van HelloSatan in this thread.

You do know the difference between flirting and conversation, right?

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries. (On Moderation)]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

For someone who claims to be a proud sodomite, Socialist Strawberry sure has spent a lot of time flirting with Van HelloSatan in this thread. He knows deep inside that he's really a heterosexual, as are 100% of the people in the world, but like far too many, he's too far gone in his rebellion against God to accept it. Sad. Truly sad.

Umm, honey I already have a boyfriend, and I wasn't flirting with her...I was talking to her because she seems to be one of the few here who have common sense. Is being nice to someone of the opposite sex instantly considered flirting in this strange bible crazed world you people live in?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

They don't seem to know the difference between flirting and conversation. Do you know that some of them have accused me of flirting with them simply because I've been winning a debate? I have a husband, but some of the men here seem to think that no woman, married or otherwise, can resist them...
It's weird...

[Poison__x]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

...
but some of the men here seem to think that no woman, married or otherwise, can resist them...
It's weird...

Bwahahahahaha. They think no woman could resist them? How about the millions of gay women in the world? I think it would be quite easy for them

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Van Houndstooth knows nothing but lies, lies, LIES. She is a wanton slattern who is eager to open her legs for anybody, male or female, who will give her a smile and a pack of gum in her constant efforts to seek favor with her dark master, Satan. That witch will do whatever she can to send as many souls as she possibly can screaming into in the Lake of Fire. Somehow she thinks this will keep her immune from eternal anguish, but unfortunately for her, GOD does the final judging, not the devil!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

That comment is absolutely irrelevant to anything being discussed in this thread. The comment's only purpose was yo insult me.

No, Prune was being helpful and constructive, as ever. There's a saying that the first step towards wisdom is realising how little one really knows. Similarly, the first step towards not boring everyone you encounter to tears is realising that you're boring everyone you encounter to tears?

I'm stupid because I do not have a religion?

It's one of those chicken and egg things - are you stupid because you're an atheist, or an atheist because you're stupid? The part where you let men sodomise you from behind doesn't seem too smart either.

No it's not, and at least spell it right next time. I'm perfectly healthy thank you very much. I can go to the doctor and have them do a check up and come back with proof if you really don't believe me.

Spell what right? And being qweer is unhealthy, it's a fact. If Jesus hasn't given you the GRIDS yet, it's only because He wants to let you live long enough to convert to Christianity and start tithing. And who do you trust more, some dothead doctor or the Lord Almighty?

No, don't put words in my mouth like that. It's rude. And no i do not admit to that because it isn't the same thing. So I like guys instead of girls. Thats not stupid, thats just part of who I am.

You said that I kept on attacking your stupidity and only your stupidity, when we have attacked your queerness on several occasions. So your statement only makes sense if you consider sodomy to be stupidity, which it is.

I have a question for you.Are you currently in the army?

No. She's a woman. She shouldn't be working outside the home, let alone doing the most masculine job known to man.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

WHAT is that under your lower lip...? Man juice?

You disgusting, vile homer. You better get JESUS before he kills you dead.

Ewwwwwwwwww!

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries. (On Moderation)]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Bwahahahahaha. They think no woman could resist them? How about the millions of gay women in the world? I think it would be quite easy for them

Personally I think it'd be easy for ANY woman with a good head on her shoulders to resist such disgusting pigs. xD

[Brother Temperance]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Bwahahahahaha. They think no woman could resist them? How about the millions of gay women in the world? I think it would be quite easy for them

Wait, there are actually she-queers? Since when? I always thought they were just something parents made up to scare kids. Are you sure you didn't just see some emo fag like Sarcastic Dingleberries and jump to the wrong conclusion?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

I have a question for you. Are you currently in the army?

No I'm not in the Army or Armed Forces, Shade, I'm a woman, I've been a minister of the Episcopal Church for the past decade or so, and I have grownup children.

[Poison__x]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

WHAT is that under your lower lip...? Man juice?

You disgusting, vile homer. You better get JESUS before he kills you dead.

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Those are snakebites And if I do say so... quite sexy ones ;p