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Who won the World Cup? GERMANS!
What nationality was Hitler???
Who won the World Cup? GERMANS!
What nationality was Hitler???
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER!
This is so true, it doesn't even have to be said, my friend. It's just understood by all True Christians™. But that's not who we're dealing with in this thread, sadlyOriginally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
There's a growing mountain of evidence that the Chancellor has been spotted at many soccer events...leading to the reopening of the assumption that he even died. I think there was a television show about it once.
The soccer teams may be harboring this fugitive!
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Did you know that the so-called "hero of the American Soccer team" (Tim Howard) is an actual retard?
It's true. He's not the mongolid type of retarded, he's the kind that shouts out oscenities in Church and then claims he can't help it, because he's a retarded.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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In a way, I am glad the United States didn't win. Despite living in a land of sin, we are not at the point of being so good at it, that we won the contest to seeing who could be the most sinful!"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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None as far as I'm aware of, those Aussies, Germanese and Swedenmarkians are all the same to me.Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostComment
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two words for you my son Ray Rice .Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View PostComment
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Mija.. What about Micheal Sam.. His pretty gay.. I mean very gay.. Like REALLY REALLY GAY !!!!!Originally posted by Phebe Carlyle View PostIt certainly does make people gay!
It MUST be stopped!
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OH HONEY.... So much is wrong with you. It's Photoshop ..... I know that this might come to surprise but Hitler is dead... Its OKAY we will get through this together . XOXO ♥Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View PostThis is so true, it doesn't even have to be said, my friend. It's just understood by all True Christians™. But that's not who we're dealing with in this thread, sadly
There's a growing mountain of evidence that the Chancellor has been spotted at many soccer events...leading to the reopening of the assumption that he even died. I think there was a television show about it once.
The soccer teams may be harboring this fugitive!
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Hitler is dead? I don't think so. His evil spirit lives on and on in soccer stadiums all over the world! It's a well known fact that almost all soccer fans are neo-nazis! Those who claim not to be nazis are disgusting homers (or liars). What's your persuasion?Originally posted by Don_Frijolero View PostSuppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51Comment
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Originally posted by Don_Frijolero View Post
Look here, Don; strong language is never welcome.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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I've heard the nazi leader of soccer has stepped down.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
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As a child my parents shielded me from this acursed sport, now that I realize all the evils involved I am so thankfulsigpic
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