Join the Illuminati

[Illuminati_Rep]

I am now accepting applications from you foolish mortals to join the Illuminati. You're welcome.

[SUV]

Re: Join the Illuminati

Huh. We Baptists already are the illumi-whatever. Fat lot you know

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Join the Illuminati

I believe that Dutch Eskimo gave you some drugs.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Join the Illuminati

I am now accepting applications from you foolish mortals to join the Illuminati. You're welcome.

The Illuminati was founded around 1776 or there abouts.

You will note that we here at Landover Baptist use the 1611 King James version of the bible.

We do not need to join your "new age" cult.

We are already enlightened. Thanks for dropping by.

[Illuminati_Rep]

Re: Join the Illuminati

alright time to save some souls.
so you just admitted that this landover bs is not an actually church but a cult.
so if you really want to get your soul saved, stop sending your money to these clowns and go to a REAL church. not this backwater bs

[Nobar King]

Re: Join the Illuminati

alright time to save some souls.

It's always time to save souls.

so you just admitted that this landover bs is not an actually church but a cult.

You are on the drugs, boy. It's affecting your reasoning.

so if you really want to get your soul saved, stop sending your money to these clowns and go to a REAL church. not this backwater bs

Now you're just making me mad! Come a little closer and I'll knock some sense into you with my prayer stick.

[John Creeser]

Re: Join the Illuminati

alright time to save some souls.
so you just admitted that this landover bs is not an actually church but a cult.
so if you really want to get your soul saved, stop sending your money to these clowns and go to a REAL church. not this backwater bs

Do you illuminazis have a problem with the Godly shift key?

[IHate]

Re: Join the Illuminati

Come a little closer and I'll knock some sense into you with my prayer stick.

Watch out! I think he wants to brutally rape you!!!!hehehe

[Nobar King]

Re: Join the Illuminati

Watch out! I think he wants to brutally rape you!!!!hehehe

You certainly have a dirty mind. That wasn't what I meant.

[Illuminati_Rep]

Re: Join the Illuminati

Come a little closer and I'll knock some sense into you with my prayer stick.

Whoa whoa don't hurt yourself old man! I beat thats how you got Levi and his mom into this little cult right? How much money do yall suck out of your victims before you tell them they're damned to hell? I'm just being legit and asking legit questions as a concerned member of this website. Just out of curiosity, when and where does the actually preaching take place? I would love to hear even more of the bs yall spit in person.