[Cranky Old Man]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

This didn't cure nothing, just wasted my time.

Trying to save yourself from eternal damnation to the fires of Hell is not wasting your time.

How can you believe in a god that's demanding?

How can you believe in a god that is not?

[yelyahsandy]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

This thread is dedicated to all the atheists who come to Our Godly Forum.

I have noticed that a lot of atheists come to this forum. Many of you start mocking God before even making an introduction thread. All you atheists have one thing in common: You refuse to listen to reason. You think that you are so smart because you know a lot about science and philosophy and because you have some fancy education. Well, I am just a humble pig farmer but I dare say that I am smarter than any atheist. I am smart enough to see through the lies of satanic scientists and philosophers. But why is it that you atheists are incapable of reason? Why is it that you refuse to admit defeat in your debates with us True Christians™? I think it is because you lack the fear of God.

If you are an atheist then you need to understand that fear of God is the beginning of all Wisdom:

Proverbs 9:10
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

As you start fearing God, Wisdom will enter your heart and you will be able to see through the lies of scientists and other evil men:

Proverbs 2:10-12
When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee: To deliver thee from the way of the evil man, from the man that speaketh froward things;

Based on this I have come to the conclusion that before you atheists can reach the same high intellectual level of a True Christian™ you need to fear God. I know that you atheists are lazy and stupid so you probably won't bother to read the KJV. If I were to recommend that you read Leviticus 26 you probably wouldn't do it due to your laziness. Therefore I have quoted parts of leviticus 26 that instills the fear of God into your worthless minds. I have highlighted my favourite parts with bold:


Leviticus 26:13-29
I am the LORD your God, which brought you forth out of the land of Egypt, that ye should not be their bondmen; and I have broken the bands of your yoke, and made you go upright.
But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments;
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant:
I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you.
And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me, then I will punish you seven times more for your sins.
And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:
And your strength shall be spent in vain: for your land shall not yield her increase, neither shall the trees of the land yield their fruits.
And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.
I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.
And if ye will not be reformed by me by these things, but will walk contrary unto me;
Then will I also walk contrary unto you, and will punish you yet seven times for your sins.
And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within your cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.
And when I have broken the staff of your bread, ten women shall bake your bread in one oven, and they shall deliver you your bread again by weight: and ye shall eat, and not be satisfied.
And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

It is my sincere hope that you, atheist scum, are trembling with fear now. I want you to use this fear as motivation to start following the Word of God. I know that you are reluctant to give up your satanic habbits of child molestation and sodomy involving various objects and animals. But are those habbits really so pleasurable that you would want to burn in Hell for all eternity?

If you were to become a True Christian™ you would not only avoid Hell you would also gain super powers!

Leviticus 26:3-8
If ye walk in my statutes, and keep my commandments, and do them;
Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit.
And your threshing shall reach unto the vintage, and the vintage shall reach unto the sowing time: and ye shall eat your bread to the full, and dwell in your land safely.
And I will give peace in the land, and ye shall lie down, and none shall make you afraid: and I will rid evil beasts out of the land, neither shall the sword go through your land.
And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword.
And five of you shall chase an hundred, and an hundred of you shall put ten thousand to flight: and your enemies shall fall before you by the sword.


So stop being a stupid atheist and join the Godly Good Guys aka True Christians™ in the worship of God!

Yeah, it didn't work.

[blunthead]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

This thread is dedicated to all the atheists who come to Our Godly Forum.

I'm not an atheist but a follower of Sanatan Dharma a.k.a. Hinduism. But, I'm sure for you, I have the same destiny in Hell as an atheist.

I have noticed that a lot of atheists come to this forum. Many of you start mocking God before even making an introduction thread. All you atheists have one thing in common: You refuse to listen to reason. You think that you are so smart because you know a lot about science and philosophy and because you have some fancy education. Well, I am just a humble pig farmer but I dare say that I am smarter than any atheist. I am smart enough to see through the lies of satanic scientists and philosophers. But why is it that you atheists are incapable of reason?

Assuming you are smarter than others is an end of discussion. Your problem is you have disrespect and outright hatred for belief systems different than yours (fundamental Christianity). I'm proud of the fact I have 10000% more tolerance for your beliefs than you have for mine. And, I don't consider myself better than you. Just, maybe more compassionate.

I think it is because you lack the fear of God.

My God doesn't want me to fear him. He's just like a personal guiding force, a GPS system which directs me in life to do things right. But, he does watch over my Karma. Again, read my signature. My concept and identity of God is different to yours.

If you are an atheist then you need to understand that fear of God is the beginning of all Wisdom:

Proverbs 9:10
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

As you start fearing God, Wisdom will enter your heart and you will be able to see through the lies of scientists and other evil men

I would rather believe in what I learn through experience and what my heart and conscience tell me than a bunch of pastors. That's a wise choice considering my life does not have to depend on your advice. Sucks for you.

Based on this I have come to the conclusion that before you atheists can reach the same high intellectual level of a True Christian™ you need to fear God. I know that you atheists are lazy and stupid so you probably won't bother to read the KJV.

I wouldn't mind reading the KJV. And, may believe in a few of the things such a "loving your neighbour", "helping the needy" etc. I think every holy book has something nice and useful that one could apply in their lives. I wouldn't entirely discredit the Bible or Christianity but I would prefer to handpick things that directly relate to my belief system.

Just don't expect me to believe in every chapter and verse of that Book. That's not happenning in this lifetime.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

I'm not an atheist but a follower of Sanatan Dharma a.k.a. Hinduism. But, I'm sure for you, I have the same destiny in Hell as an atheist.

Of course: 1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Deuteronomy 5:1-22

Anyhoo, don't you also worship a monkey - just like Darwinistas?

Assuming you are smarter than others is an end of discussion. Your problem is you have disrespect and outright hatred for belief systems different than yours (fundamental Christianity).

You say that as if it were a bad thing:
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

I'm proud

1Jo:2:16: For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.

of the fact I have 10000% more tolerance for your beliefs than you have for mine.

No, it is just that you are beginning to see where we are right and you are wrong.

And, I don't consider myself better than you. Just, maybe more compassionate.

Weasel-words are of no use; God sees into the soul.

My God doesn't want me to fear him.

Indeed, who could be afraid of an eight-armed blue elephant?

He's just like a personal guiding force, a GPS system which directs me in life to do things right.

Atheists call this 'a conscience' We know it as God's Guidance.

But, he does watch over my Karma.

...and I suppose he also looks after the Karma of the starving poor and dispossessed that infest your country?

Again, read my signature. My concept and identity of God is different to yours.

...and is obviously wrong. Read mine.

Do you not see there is no Salvation™ without Jesus? I will pray for you.

[blunthead]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

No, it is just that you are beginning to see where we are right and you are wrong.

You're too optimistic. It's just that you people amuse me with your outright intolerance. We'll cease having a discussion when you outlive your entertainment value for me LOL.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

I'm not an atheist but a follower of Sanatan Dharma a.k.a. Hinduism. But, I'm sure for you, I have the same destiny in Hell as an atheist.

It's not just what we believe, or what our Pastors say, the Word of God tells us that all unbelievers have the same fate.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Assuming you are smarter than others is an end of discussion. Your problem is you have disrespect and outright hatred for belief systems different than yours (fundamental Christianity). I'm proud of the fact I have 10000% more tolerance for your beliefs than you have for mine. And, I don't consider myself better than you. Just, maybe more compassionate.

We don't hate you, if we hated you we wouldn't care what you did or who you worshiped. No we have Pure Christian Love and want to turn you towards God and Heaven.

My God doesn't want me to fear him. He's just like a personal guiding force, a GPS system which directs me in life to do things right. But, he does watch over my Karma. Again, read my signature. My concept and identity of God is different to yours.

So you believe in a cosmic accountant?

I would rather believe in what I learn through experience and what my heart and conscience tell me than a bunch of pastors. That's a wise choice considering my life does not have to depend on your advice. Sucks for you.

It doesn't quite work that way. There isn't multiple heavens for multiple gods. There is ONE GOD, ONE HEAVEN, AND ONE HELL. I suggest you turn or burn

I wouldn't mind reading the KJV. And, may believe in a few of the things such a "loving your neighbour", "helping the needy" etc. I think every holy book has something nice and useful that one could apply in their lives. I wouldn't entirely discredit the Bible or Christianity but I would prefer to handpick things that directly relate to my belief system.

**sigh** What is the use of bothering to read the book if you do so with whiteout in hand? I don't like Psalm 137:9 so I'll just ignore that part, and John 3:16 really says that Jesus died for those who believe in him, but I'll take the fuzzy bunny outlook that says he died for everyone.

Just don't expect me to believe in every chapter and verse of that Book. That's not happenning in this lifetime.

Well if you're right, maybe you'll get a chance to come back as a True Christian(TM).

[DeadMan89]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

I can give a nice, short 7 letter answer for dealing with atheism, and is 100% guaranteed to work.

SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

You're too optimistic. It's just that you people amuse me with your outright intolerance.

Really? And I suppose you hindaloos are known for their tolerance?

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

I can give a nice, short 7 letter answer for dealing with atheism, and is 100% guaranteed to work.

SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT!

I too wish that we could deal with atheism.

2 Chronicles 15:13
That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman

Unfortunately secular law prevents us from killing atheists and other nonbelievers

[The_Lords_right_hand]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

I myself am ashamed to admit that my own son swayed from the Lord's True Path and towards the west coast, where he lives now as a godless heathen, sinner and sodomite - under the guise of the name of this cult of 'Atheism'! Oh, I only wish that I could show him the way, but sadly I'm too afraid of the taint that lies in that Joo-ridden hellhole!
If anyone knows how to remotely cure an Atheist and show them the evil of their wicked ways, perhaps via the medium of the internet, please inform me.

[Serpent]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

I doubt this will work. No atheist is stupid enough to follow this guide. Just accept that there are people with different beliefs then you. Its wrong to force your religion on others.

[The_Lords_right_hand]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

I doubt this will work. No atheist is stupid enough to follow this guide. Just accept that there are people with different beliefs then you. Its wrong to force your religion on others.

There's nothing forced about this, we're simply trying to show your homer liberal kind that if you keep walking on the path you've chosen, eternal hellfire and damnation awaits!

[Dick the Doper]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

now i am Satanist and if i have anything to say is that in my opinion God is fake now i am not trying to hurt anyone here but please explain why i should start to believe basically i find religion is just a way to not be scared of dieing. Don't you agree?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

Don't you agree?

No.

[Levi Jones]

Re: A short guide for curing Atheism

now i am Satanist and if i have anything to say is that in my opinion God is genuine now i am not trying to hurt anyone here but please explain why i should start to believe basically i find religion is just a way to not be scared of dieing. Don't you agree?

Thankfully, you have realized God's realness. I have no idea why you would want to be a satanist knowing the torments of hell that await you.

Matthew 13:41-42