[Roland]

Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

[...] ***removed potty insult*** with it you immoral unethical lowly evolved badgers. [...]

Why do you hate badgers so much? They are cute

[Elmer G. White]

Re: What if god doesn't exist ?

Why do you hate badgers so much? They are cute

Indeed, Mr. Roland. Jesus also appreciates badgers for their wonderful utility in accessories to worship!

Numbers 4:25
And they shall bear the curtains of the tabernacle, and the tabernacle of the congregation, his covering, and the covering of the badgers' skins that is above upon it, and the hanging for the door of the tabernacle of the congregation,

Ezekiel 16:10
I clothed thee also with broidered work, and shod thee with badgers' skin, and I girded thee about with fine linen, and I covered thee with silk.

God designed badgers to give their skins as high-quality material for coverings and clothing. He knows the best use for everything. Badger skin is at the level of silk when it comes to God's fashion industry.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Roland]

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[...]

God designed badgers to give their skins as high-quality material for coverings and clothing. He knows the best use for everything. Badger skin is at the level of silk when it comes to God's fashion industry.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

If I may, I want to add to your excellent post.

Badgers live a life far better than any mass farmed animal. If you fail to kill them instantaneously when you shoot them, they still had a better life than the animals in the bio industry. And you can shoot them, which is good for your skills and for poor families that can´t afford better food.

Kind regards, Roland

[Basilissa]

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Why do you hate badgers so much? They are cute

Oh, they are very cute, indeed. How many of them would I need for one coat?

[Roland]

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Oh, they are very cute, indeed. How many of them would I need for one coat?

The number of skins needed to produce a coat depends on the size of the coat and the badger. To answer your question we need to know how big you are (or the coat you want) and the size of the badgers you want to use.

[Basilissa]

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The number of skins needed to produce a coat depends on the size of the coat and the badger. To answer your question we need to know how big you are (or the coat you want) and the size of the badgers you want to use.

The little ones look cuter and softer, so that's what I want. And of course, as a petite True Christian(tm) lady I wear size 2. (It should be slightly bigger though, to fit a thick warm sweater underneath, you know).

[makototachibara]

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Thank you for reminding me! English is not my first language so the message might have slipped past the first time. I have now posted my introduction!

[Fireburp (Quarantined)]

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My dear, confused, poor little soul.

I have just one question for you: if you reject the Bible (which, btw, was not written 6000 years ago - this is just when the world was created), then what other evidence do you have for the existence of God and Jesus?

My evidence is the earth and the plants and the animals who all have souls for they have stories. I know there is a God because i feel his dissatisfaction with the earth and its inhabitants.

[Roland]

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The little ones look cuter and softer, so that's what I want. And of course, as a petite True Christian™ lady I wear size 2. (It should be slightly bigger though, to fit a thick warm sweater underneath, you know).

If you want to go for the little badgers a .22 should do. May I recommend this one? It is not a powerful rifle but for those little critters it should suffice. And the ammo is cheap.

[Fireburp (Quarantined)]

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We are stunned into silence by your scathing wit. Never before has a God mocking heathen of your stature appeared before this forum.

Well thanks for calling me witty. I try to be but I would like to apologize for how I said what I said this being said I refuse to apologize for what I said.

[Fireburp (Quarantined)]

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My dear, confused, poor little soul.

I have just one question for you: if you reject the Bible (which, btw, was not written 6000 years ago - this is just when the world was created), then what other evidence do you have for the existence of God and Jesus?

Oh by the way the way my mistake on the date I know about 2000 years ago anyways the earth is not 60000 years old but rather 4.54 billion years old.

[Didymus Much]

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My evidence is the earth and the plants and the animals who all have souls for they have stories...

Orly? You have pictures of these "souls"? How do you know they exist?

...I know there is a God because i feel his dissatisfaction with the earth and its inhabitants.

Awesome, a mystic. Give us some more unfalsifiable bull*** to laugh at.

Well thanks for calling me witty...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

Oh by the way the way my mistake on the date I know about 2000 years ago...

Wrong again. Don't you get tired of that?

...anyways the earth is not 60000 years old but rather 4.54 billion years old.

Either you were there, or you're taking other people's word for it, and have no idea just how many assumptions have to be accepted as true for that figure to arise.

Go ahead, say "carbon dating", you know you want to....

[Mary Etheldreda]

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My evidence is the earth

Observable object. Not evidence.

and the plants

Observable objects. Not evidence.

and the animals

Observable objects. Not evidence.

who all have souls

Source for this claim?

for they have stories.

Opinion. Not evidence.

And a foolish opinion. By this logic, Scooby Doo has a soul even though he's just a two dimensional cartoon character.

I know there is a God because i feel his dissatisfaction with the earth and its inhabitants.

How do you know that's not your own dissatisfaction? How do you know you haven't simple transferred your own opinion onto the character in your imagination to which you've assigned the label "God"?

I think you were not beaten enough as a child, and as a consequence, grew up to think you were special. When you become old and mature enough to enter into the world of grown ups and function independently, this entire message spoon fed to you was not reciprocated, and now you're just a lonely, frustrated person saying good bye to his childhood and hello to a very unsatisfactory middle age.

What a shame.

But don't fret.

There's help for that.

Let Jesus embrace you!

[Fireburp (Quarantined)]

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Observable object. Not evidence.



Observable objects. Not evidence.



Observable objects. Not evidence.



Source for this claim?



Opinion. Not evidence.

And a foolish opinion. By this logic, Scooby Doo has a soul even though he's just a two dimensional cartoon character.



How do you know that's not your own dissatisfaction? How do you know you haven't simple transferred your own opinion onto the character in your imagination to which you've assigned the label "God"?

I think you were not beaten enough as a child, and as a consequence, grew up to think you were special. When you become old and mature enough to enter into the world of grown ups and function independently, this entire message spoon fed to you was not reciprocated, and now you're just a lonely, frustrated person saying good bye to his childhood and hello to a very unsatisfactory middle age.

What a shame.

But don't fret.

There's help for that.

Let Jesus embrace you!

Hold on I wasn't beat up you don't even know me true I did get beat up however I beat myself up. And perhaps you are right about me projecting my feelings through the character of God. But at least I am not blind to know the worlds problems that is why I am here to help heal the earth and humanity.

[Elmer G. White]

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Hold on I wasn't beat up you don't even know me

I'm trying to decipher this. You were not beaten. OK.

true I did get beat up

You were beaten. OK.

however I beat myself up

You were beaten by self-mortification of the flesh. OK?

And perhaps you are right about me projecting my feelings through the character of God. But at least I am not blind to know the worlds problems that is why I am here to help heal the earth and humanity.

This would be much easier if you communicated your wishes in a manner that can be deciphered. At the moment I must confess that I have absolutely no idea if you were beaten or not. I am also alarmed, because the Bible knows about cases similar to this one. Jesus tells us about people who fail to express themselves in an intelligible manner.

2 Peter 2:12
But these, as natural brute beasts, made to be taken and destroyed, speak evil of the things that they understand not; and shall utterly perish in their own corruption.

I think you should be alarmed of this and take some more time when you type.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer