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  • #61
    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    I'm praying that you take my advice.
    So, if he doesn't take your advice, you just proved your own religion wrong?

    "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive." (Matthew 21:22)


    Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

    - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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    • #62
      Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

      He took my advice because he read my post: whether he acts on it is anyone's guess.

      YiC,

      Zech
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      • #63
        Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

        Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
        So, if he doesn't take your advice, you just proved your own religion wrong?

        "And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive." (Matthew 21:22)
        You're not even making the effort here to make those woman feelings in your head sound like thought, here. If you'd checked with your father before speaking you wouldn't have made such a fool of yourself here.

        How can anyone prove God wrong? It's a nonsense.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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        • #64
          Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

          Pastor Pistle is an American hero, anyone who could doubt in the Lord our Saviour after reading this must have been born corrupted.
          Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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          • #65
            Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

            Is there any proof to back this story up, apart from what Pastor Pistle says?
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • #66
              Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

              Originally posted by Epicdude View Post
              Is there any proof to back this story up, apart from what Pastor Pistle says?
              Sadly, Unsaved Trash such as yourself can't get off your butt to go the church to see the irrefutable evidence on display as Brother Bobby-Joe says below.


              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post

              Pastor Pistle knife and blood covered Bible are now proudly displayed in the church vestibule next to our marble Chuck Norris statue.

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              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • #67
                Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                Sadly, Unsaved Trash such as yourself can't get off your butt to go the church to see the irrefutable evidence on display as Brother Bobby-Joe says below.
                1. How do you know it's blood?
                2. How do you know it's Vietcong/NVA blood?
                3. How do you know the pastor didn't exagerate?
                4. You shall not kill? Does it ring a bell?
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • #68
                  Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                  Enjoy hell, Pastor-Doubter and God-Mocker.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                  • #69
                    Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                    Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                    Enjoy hell, Pastor-Doubter and God-Mocker.
                    I don't think Hell exists, sorry.
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                      Originally posted by Epicdude View Post
                      1. How do you know it's blood?
                      2. How do you know it's Vietcong/NVA blood?
                      3. How do you know the pastor didn't exagerate?
                      We have Pistle's commendation from the US Marine Corps.
                      Originally posted by Epicdude View Post
                      4. You shall not kill? Does it ring a bell?
                      Didn't you read the story; Jesus killed that NVA soldier.

                      So is this how atheists deal with a mircle; Just try to change to subject to trivialities. Pathetic.

                      Now how did Pastor Pistle knive that Vietcong without the help of Christ?

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • #71
                        Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                        Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
                        I don't think Hell exists, sorry.
                        That's okay. Hell is chock full of surprised fools like you.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #72
                          Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          We have Pistle's commendation from the US Marine Corps.

                          How do they know? They weren't there.
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • #73
                            Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                            Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
                            How do they know? They weren't there.
                            Who are you to doubt Pastor Pistle's word? Why that man is so close to Jesus they play poker every Thursday night!

                            Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                            13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #74
                              Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                              Originally posted by Epicfool View Post
                              How do they know? They weren't there.
                              What, do you think that Vietcong committed suicide? You're just desperate to avoid admitting Jesus knifed that VC for Pastor Pistle. Quick being a coward, oh, I forgot, you are an atheist, you want to take the easy way out.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists!

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                What, do you think that Vietcong committed suicide? You're just desperate to avoid admitting Jesus knifed that VC for Pastor Pistle. Quick being a coward, oh, I forgot, you are an atheist, you want to take the easy way out.
                                So, out of the blue, Jesus came, with a knife?
                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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