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  • Jesus is Lord
    Devout seeker of the Truth™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 639

    #46
    Re: Stonehenge glorified

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Hmm, so then would you consider Arlington cemetery to be a wonder then, considering that the bible seems to approve of death and killing and war so much?
    How dare you insult Arlington National Cemetery, Van Hellbound! It is the final resting place of 100s of men and women who fought, and died, for freedom. Freedom doesn't come free, you know. It comes at the cost of the lives of soldiers who fight, and are willing to die, for it.
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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #47
      Re: Stonehenge glorified

      I'm not insulting Arlington at all. If you read my post properly, you'd know that.
      It is a cemetery, one that contains heroes of war. As brave as those soldiers were, the fact is, such a place shouldn't exist because war shouldn't exist.
      I would NEVER insult those soldiers and their families. But the fact is, they should have lived to a ripe old age, not died in a war which only happened because human beings are inconsiderate, selfish and power hungry jerks!
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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323

        #48
        Re: Stonehenge glorified

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        I'm not insulting Arlington at all. If you read my post properly, you'd know that.
        It is a cemetery, one that contains heroes of war. As brave as those soldiers were, the fact is, such a place shouldn't exist because war shouldn't exist.
        I would NEVER insult those soldiers and their families. But the fact is, they should have lived to a ripe old age, not died in a war which only happened because human beings are inconsiderate, selfish and power hungry jerks!
        That statement is the perfect example of why women should never be allowed to do anything except cook and have babies. You see, men are required by GOD to prove themselves in battle. Only the successful ones bring back plunder, and those men get their choice of the drooling women who want to have their babies. If it were not for war, which separates the brave from the gay, there would be no way to decide who leads the world or who gets first choice of potential mates.

        EVERY nation is built on bones and all women want Conan the Christian Barbarian to fertilize them. I thank GOD for making me an Alpha Male in the image of Christ with a sword!
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #49
          Re: Stonehenge glorified

          War has only been necessary because of human nature. If human being were not so vile by nature (and yes, I know I'm picking on my own race) there would be no need for wars.
          War cemeteries serve as a reminder of how vile our race really is, has really become. (Well, has always been really, just has better technology to do more harm these days! )
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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #50
            Re: Stonehenge glorified

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            War has only been necessary because of human nature.
            Dya think so? Gosh, I wondered why people have always been fighting wars. Turns out it's our nature! Who knew?

            That also explains why unmarried teenage girls get preggers. If they didn't, there would be no one left to carry on human nature.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Sister Rebecca
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 390

              #51
              Re: Stonehenge glorified

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              One day, Pastor, I just might take you up on that challenge. You claim you can do it? Well, get yourself a video camera if you don't already have one, and videotape this challenge being fulfilled.
              If I see you (or a group of people you've given the instructions to) duplicate that in a reasonably short amount of time, then I will stop arguing and agree that I am being, to quote you, an empty-headed fool about this.
              Some children did it for a school project a few years ago. Now who's the dummy?

              Here's a link on how to do it in just under 2 hours.

              http://fun.familyeducation.com/outdo...ter/35028.html
              Jesus is watching you masturbate.

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              numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #52
                Re: Stonehenge glorified

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                Dya think so? Gosh, I wondered why people have always been fighting wars. Turns out it's our nature! Who knew?

                That also explains why unmarried teenage girls get preggers. If they didn't, there would be no one left to carry on human nature.
                And then there are people like you who carry on the meanie nature.

                Well if it isn't human nature, Pastor, then what is it, mister smartypants? Oh, wait, I know....another HUGE factor in the cause of wars through the ages.....religion. How could I forget?

                But it's in human nature as well. King describes it best in his book 'Cell'. 'Humans have survived because they have always been the craziest, most murderous animals in the jungle'.

                Some children did it for a school project a few years ago. Now who's the dummy?

                Here's a link on how to do it in just under 2 hours.
                That's not a duplicate. I mean a dupe of the same size, weight etc.
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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
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                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #53
                  Re: Stonehenge glorified

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  But it's in human nature as well. King describes it best in his book 'Cell'. 'Humans have survived because they have always been the craziest, most murderous animals in the jungle'.
                  If you would bother to keep track of your religion there Rachael who would find the "killer ape" theory has been discarded as a fantasy of '50s Englishmen looking to boost their failing manhoods and is right up their with the '60s feminist fantasy about the "aquatic ape". The curently silly theory is humans were losers booted out of the jungle by better apes and manged to survive a 10,000 year drought in southern Africa. This confusion shows why The Bible is correct since its explanation never changes.

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #54
                    Re: Stonehenge glorified

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    If you would bother to keep track of your religion there Rachael who would find the "killer ape" theory has been discarded as a fantasy of '50s Englishmen looking to boost their failing manhoods and is right up their with the '60s feminist fantasy about the "aquatic ape". The curently silly theory is humans were losers booted out of the jungle by better apes and manged to survive a 10,000 year drought in southern Africa. This confusion shows why The Bible is correct since its explanation never changes.
                    Times change, BJ. Things, people, and ideas evolve. There you go. EVOLVE!!
                    If you don't believe that, can you honestly say that we are the same as we were back in the 12th century?
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #55
                      Re: Stonehenge glorified

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      Times change, BJ. Things, people, and ideas evolve. There you go. EVOLVE!!
                      If you don't believe that, can you honestly say that we are the same as we were back in the 12th century?
                      That is correct, you bubble head. Your so-called evilutionary "facts" change all the time. The Holy Word of God NEVER changes!
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131

                        #56
                        Re: Stonehenge glorified

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        That is correct, you bubble head. Your so-called evilutionary "facts" change all the time. The Holy Word of God NEVER changes!
                        And the writings of some of the ancient pagans don't change either, and they came a long time before xtianity, yet you claim your version as the most valid?

                        Star Wars hasn't changed either, so does that mean that's based on a true story a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?
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                        • Marshall
                          Righteous and Patriotic
                          Highest body count at the VFW
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 3330

                          #57
                          Re: Stonehenge glorified

                          War is necessary.

                          Otherwise lesser people would just run amok cutting off heads and blithering about their invisible buddy. They would riot in the streets over meaningless nonsense and lay waste everything in their path if left unopposed. That is where Gods army, The Marines, come in. We kill these lesser people and send them to Hell where they can protest America all they want and are free to have all the camelsex and ass-kebobs they can handle.

                          Anyone who disagrees with Jesus should die anyway. It's not like they are using their lives anyway.
                          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #58
                            Re: Stonehenge glorified

                            Did you read what I posted above, Marshall? War is ONLY necessary because of human nature and because of mainstream religion. Were those things different, there would be no need for wars.
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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #59
                              Re: Stonehenge glorified

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Did you read what I posted above, Marshall? War is ONLY necessary because of human nature and because of mainstream religion. Were those things different, there would be no need for wars.
                              Sure. If there were no humans or no human nature, HUMANS wouldn't be at war but something would. It's just a huge food fight after all.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131

                                #60
                                Re: Stonehenge glorified

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                Sure. If there were no humans or no human nature, HUMANS wouldn't be at war but something would. It's just a huge food fight after all.
                                Yes but you have to admit, out of all of our species, humans are the only ones that
                                1) Kill/injure our own species just for the hell of it, or for stupid reasons.
                                2) Do not adapt to our environment but rather change it to suit us.
                                3) Have caused irreparable damage to the planet.

                                The earth existed for billions of years....and it's only taken humans a couple of hundred to f*** it up permanently.
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