[Bob4God]

Re: Cow and Chicken, familiars for children. Five Star Satan alert!!!

Quote: There is a difference between killing and murder.

Definitoin of murder: 1. To kill (another human) unlawfully.

ok ok you can argue all you want about diffrent decent ways to kill a human but..... nuking them doesnt seem to decent now does it and please go ahead kill your child if he/she is disobedient lets see where your going to end up in life


Christianity
The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... seems legit!

The problem is you are trying to use the humanist counterfeit version of justice to determine whether or not it's okay to execute disobedient children.

GOD's morality is all we need, and if the government would abandon its secular ways and adopt the Bible as the law of the land, we could finally settle this mess and get right to execution of sinners.

GOD is also in favor of mass-extermination of sinners. How else could you explain the Great Flood which wiped out nearly every living thing on earth?

[friedtwinkies]

Re: Cow and Chicken, familiars for children. Five Star Satan alert!!!

The problem is you are trying to use the humanist counterfeit version of justice to determine whether or not it's okay to execute disobedient children.

so your telling me youd kill your own child if he/she disobeyed you if it were completely legal?

GOD's morality is all we need, and if the government would abandon its secular ways and adopt the Bible as the law of the land, we could finally settle this mess and get right to execution of sinners.

but then again that would be murder killing is killing no matter what way it is and arent we all supposed to WWJD?

GOD is also in favor of mass-extermination of sinners. How else could you explain the Great Flood which wiped out nearly every living thing on earth?

A world wide flood would leave massive amounts of geological evidence behind and it just doesnt exist.
Every ancient culture had its history and its mythology. When an ancient culture records stories about talking snakes, magic fruit, people living inside of giant fish, and gathering representative members of every species of animal and living on a boat for almost a year, one should automatically realize that they were recording their mythology and not their history?

[friedtwinkies]

Re: Cow and Chicken, familiars for children. Five Star Satan alert!!!

and one more thing bob. explain why other cultures, such as the Egyptians, didn't note the flood in their historical records?

[Bob4God]

Re: Cow and Chicken, familiars for children. Five Star Satan alert!!!

so your telling me youd kill your own child if he/she disobeyed you if it were completely legal?

Absolutely.

But my children would never misbehave because they would be True Christians.

but then again that would be murder killing is killing no matter what way it is and arent we all supposed to WWJD?

What would JESUS do?

Slaughter unbelievers.

If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned. - John 15:6

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. - Luke 19:27 (Jesus' own words)

[friedtwinkies]

Re: Cow and Chicken, familiars for children. Five Star Satan alert!!!

What would JESUS do?

Slaughter unbelievers.


Did he do that when he was alive? where in your book does it say that?

[friedtwinkies]

Re: Cow and Chicken, familiars for children. Five Star Satan alert!!!

and no matter what you say it doesnt matter because you believe the earth is flat and you fucl{ chickens

[Didymus Much]

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and no matter what you say it doesnt matter because you believe the earth is flat and you fucl{ chickens

Don't tell me, somebody stole your sweetroll.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Cow and Chicken, familiars for children. Five Star Satan alert!!!

What would JESUS do?

Slaughter unbelievers.


Did he do that when he was alive? where in your book does it say that?

Wow, you're a brite one, aren't you. Top of the atheist intelligence pile, I see.

Bob gave you scripture that showed where JESUS said that. This hippie dippie jesus that you druggies want to worship, never existed.

[morganlyons]

Re: Cow and Chicken, familiars for children. Five Star Satan alert!!!

I do not care that this thread is old. I must voice my opinion.

This is a ridiculous website. I love the Lord, but I know it's not my right to tell someone they're going to hell. How are you supposed to help them come to Jesus, if they only think that He's going to make them HATE everyone like you. Why with all the hate? Love your brothers and leave the judgement to God. This website is awful. First thing I saw when I came to this website "Queers deserve the death penalty". God loves all of his children and doesn't want YOU condemning them. You want me to tell you that you'll never enter the Kingdom because you stole a pack of gum when you were a child? Everyone has sinned in they're life. If you say otherwise, you're going against The Bible.

I too was searching for some episode info on cow and chicken. I watched it when I was a child and let me tell you, I didn't understand what was going on. You are looking too much into it. Cartoon writers put these things in to entertain adults, to expand their viewing audience (which I don't agree with). But if you think children understand the adult jokes being made, you're sorely mistaken. And, even I didn't notice some of the things you're claiming were inappropriate or "from Satan" now in my adult years.

"Satan is a pantless homoerotic character who is in each episode."

I find it funny that you didn't spend much time on the most offensive thing in the TV Series. Satan is a main character because he is every bad person who gets in their way, or makes their life miserable. In every episode he is somebody else. He is always someone who makes their life harder. I hardly think that he is homoerotic. I don't know where that is coming from. Even if he were, he's Satan. The creators of this show mean to send a bad message about him. A tactic to get views for their show is to have him be pantless. Kids think butts are funny. It's nothing to be losing your marbles over.

"The parents are cut off above the sex organs. The have no torso or head. Obviously another subliminal sex message aimed at Christian youth!"

That is a common thing with cartoons, it's not a subliminal sex message. It's done to have adults seen from a child's perspective. Oh, and they're not cut off at the private parts, they're cut off at the top of the legs. They don't have private parts showing at all.

"We all know that familiars are talking animals Satan sends to aid his sisters in evil, the Wiccidians!"

I'm sorry, what?! This is another common thing with cartoons that has nothing to do with trying to make kids become evil sinners when they grow up. They make main characters animals because animals are cute and kids love animals. If they didn't talk, the show wouldn't have entertained anybody. Its quite simple that talking animals are entertaining to people.

"I bring forth the idea that the wiccidians are behind this cartoon, if not indeed many others. I’m willing to bet Walt Disney was a witch too."

It's hard to find a believer of wicca these days. I wouldn't assume that they all came together to make a cartoon with as vague a wicca message as talking animals.

"The cow has no shame and her udder is always hanging out instead of hidden behind an apron or something."

For real?? Do cows wear clothes in real life? No. That's why she doesn't cover herself. It's not a subliminal message. Again, a child wouldn't be pondering it and later in life go "hey, that cow on that show didn't wear clothes, so I'm just going to walk around without a shirt on." That's ridiculous logic.

I will pray for you people that you'll find love in your hearts. I still cannot believe this website. You can choose not to watch cow and chicken if you don't want to watch it. Just stop judging people. By doing so, you're implying that you have Godly power. You don't. You're human. Kill your brothers and sisters with love, not with hate.

God bless you all.

[morganlyons]

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I didn't realize that it says "unsaved trash" before you modify you're account. I'M DONE HERE. This is HATE. You cannot say that to people!! Would Jesus say that to someone? I don't know where you're drawing strength from, but I hope for your sake it isn't Satan himself. Unsaved are clearly not welcome here. And, obviously, the saved aren't either.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Cow and Chicken, familiars for children. Five Star Satan alert!!!

People should come to Jesus by way of the Bible(KJV1611).

Any other way is open to interpretation by flawed humans. A good Christian follows God's written Word(r), not their own conscience.

I LOVE GOD!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cow and Chicken, familiars for children. Five Star Satan alert!!!

I must voice my opinion.

We noticed. Now please leave us alone.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I do not care that this thread is old. I must voice my opinion.

This is a ridiculous website. I love the Lord, but I know it's not my right to tell someone they're going to hell.

Of course it is! Are you not here to spread the Good News that Jesus is ALive and Well and Living in Heaven but with us All?

How are you supposed to help them come to Jesus, if they only think that He's going to make them HATE everyone like you.

The essential part of Jesus's message is that unless you follow Him, you will end up in Hell.

We tell people, via the Bible, how to follow Him.

Have you got a problem with that, friend?

Love your brothers and leave the judgement to God.

Yes but exactly who are our "Brothers" Surely they are not gays, murderers, atheists, worshipers of false gods? God hates these people, should we not follow his example?

God bless you all.

Thank you, and you too. May you, in time, come to see the truth of the Bible's teaching.

I didn't realize that it says "unsaved trash" before you modify you're account. I'M DONE HERE. This is HATE. You cannot say that to people!!

We can and we have. We are inspired by the Lord and you must trust us or trust your immortal soul to Satan.

Would Jesus say that to someone?

Well, to be honest, Yes He would.

He spoke thus: Luke 19:27

I don't know where you're drawing strength from, but I hope for your sake it isn't Satan himself. Unsaved are clearly not welcome here. And, obviously, the saved aren't either.

Ha! If we were drawing our strength (which is mighty) from Satan, surely we would welcome the unsaved! As it is, we do not.

Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Matthew 10:15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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And, obviously, the saved aren't either.

Not so. Every day I log on to share in the companionship and wisdom of my fellow True Christians(tm)

For you, an outsider on the edge of society it comes as no suprise that warmth and friendship are alien concepts.

Enjoy Hell.

I LOVE GOD!

[Alphonse Alban]

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I love the Lord, but I know it's not my right to tell someone they're going to hell.

Then you are not following the word of God. Jesus commands us to rebuke the heathens.

2 Timothy 4:1-2 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.