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  • 666 Cult: Countdown to Hilarity

    As described in this thread , the "Growing in Grace" or "666 Cult" is nearing its deadline. According to their founder, who considers himself the second coming, all his followers will be "transformed" on June 30, 2012 . . . just ten days away!

    They will be able to fly, and walk through walls, and the "government of the 666" will take over the world.

    July 1 should be an amusing day, indeed. I expect they will be transformed from unwitting fools into humiliated fools!
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    Re: 666 Cult: Countdown to Hilarity

    It's always a joy to see false prophecies consistently fail to come true. Nothing like that will ever happen to Jesus. Any time now...
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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    • #3
      Re: 666 Cult: Countdown to Hilarity

      NINE DAYS TO GO!

      I can't wait to see the looks on their psychotic faces when their false Messiah is proven a fraud and a God-mocking liar!
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #4
        Re: 666 Cult: Countdown to Hilarity

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        It's always a joy to see false prophecies consistently fail to come true. Nothing like that will ever happen to Jesus. Any time now...
        Yes, a TRUE Christians(tm) just has a to smile and laughs every time he hears some cult full of nuts proclaim their leader the Chosen One who will return soon and yet it never happens when the prophesied date comes. Praise Jesus we are Christians!

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • #5
          Re: 666 Cult: Countdown to Hilarity

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Yes, a TRUE Christians™ just has a to smile and laughs every time he hears some cult full of nuts proclaim their leader the Chosen One who will return soon and yet it never happens when the prophesied date comes. Praise Jesus we are Christians!
          1 Thessalonians 5:2 For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.

          2 Peter 3:10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

          Our Lord was indeed wise to keep the day of his coming secret.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            Re: 666 Cult: Countdown to Hilarity

            Six! ONLY SIX DAYS TO GO!



            I just can't wait to hear Jose Luis' explanation of how they've all been transformed, it just doesn't seem like they've been transformed, because . . . why?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: 666 Cult: Countdown to Hilarity

              Just wanted to pop in and say:

              5!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #8
                Re: 666 Cult: Countdown to Hilarity

                Countdown to Hilarity has ended. June 30 is over . . . or it will be on the West Coast, in 17 minutes.

                No news has been provided about people flying or walking through walls. The government of the 666 has not taken over. Society has not collapsed.

                Now, we wait for Jose Luis de Nutjob to explain why nothing happened. Apparently we won't find out on his website, which I read now redirects to a broken YouTube channel.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #9
                  Re: 666 Cult: Countdown to Hilarity

                  Yet another cult false prophecy ends in failure. Further proof that Landover Baptist is the one TRUE Church, and God's favorite.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    Re: 666 Cult: Countdown to Hilarity

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Yet another cult false prophecy ends in failure. Further proof that Landover Baptist is the one TRUE Church, and God's favorite.
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