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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #31
    Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

    Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
    What are you babbling about? If you go into the supermarket and see that an item's freshness seal has been broken, do you just say, "Oh, well, it's not the item's fault that someone has tampered with it; I'll just buy and eat it anyway"? Of course not. You recognize that it has become unclean. So it is with a girl and her freshness seal.
    A woman is not a bottle of aspirin.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #32
      Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

      Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
      A woman is not a bottle of aspirin.
      So you'd buy a bottle of aspirin that a rapist has opened and sprayed with spunk?

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #33
        Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

        Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
        A woman is not a bottle of aspirin.
        Well, gosh, thank you for that amazing insight. Now please explain what difference that makes.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #34
          Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          Well, gosh, thank you for that amazing insight. Now please explain what difference that makes.
          I would not purchase a bottle of aspirin if the seal were broken.

          A woman is not a thing that you purchase, she is a person. Your equivalence of a "freshness seal" to an intact hymen, making a woman out to be nothing more than a commodity to be bought, sold, and used with no say of her oen in the matter, is disgusting.
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #35
            Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

            Originally posted by Dances with Two Left Feet View Post
            A woman is not a thing that you purchase, she is a person. Your equivalence of a "freshness seal" to an intact hymen, making a woman out to be nothing more than a commodity to be bought, sold, and used with no say of her oen in the matter, is disgusting.
            Now I know that you're just spouting nonsense.

            Exodus 21:7: And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

            Now, selling implies a buyer, does it not? Well, maybe it doesn't in your universe, but in this one, it does.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • Juliette
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 705

              #36
              Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

              Roleplaying games? Isn't that something like crossdressing?


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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #37
                Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

                Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                Roleplaying games? Isn't that something like crossdressing?
                Yes, sadly it is Sister Juliette. I know you just learned about men performing that disgusting act Sister Juliette but roll playing games like Dungeons and Dragons with all those elves in miniskirts is just a gateway to that kind of behavior.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Darren Ingram-Myers
                  Liebral Girlie-Man
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 163

                  #38
                  Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  Now I know that you're just spouting nonsense.

                  Exodus 21:7: And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

                  Now, selling implies a buyer, does it not? Well, maybe it doesn't in your universe, but in this one, it does.
                  This is why we need to deconstruct the texts of the Bible through more sophisticated forms of textual engagement, keeping in mind the importance of allegory in writing of the Bible. Reputable Bible scholars will tell you that the passages that have been twisted to support slavery, when interpreted correctly, actually mean something completely different.
                  The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                  • Kerplunki Zerplopski
                    Unsaved Trash Suspected Polack
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 111

                    #39
                    Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Yes, sadly it is Sister Juliette. I know you just learned about men performing that disgusting act Sister Juliette but roll playing games like Dungeons and Dragons with all those elves in miniskirts is just a gateway to that kind of behavior.
                    And how would you call someone that wears a robe/dress?
                    I CALL REVOLUTION!!
                    I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

                    VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #40
                      Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

                      Originally posted by Kerpunchi Zerplop View Post
                      And how would you call someone that wears a robe/dress?
                      Catholic priest.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Kerplunki Zerplopski
                        Unsaved Trash Suspected Polack
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 111

                        #41
                        Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

                        i'd call them pastors...
                        I CALL REVOLUTION!!
                        I DEMAND RIGHTS FOR UNSAVED SCUM!

                        VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #42
                          Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

                          Originally posted by Kerpunchi Zerplop View Post
                          i'd call them pastors...
                          Pastors don't wear robes, they wear suits and ties friend. The also don't put crosses up over the altar like an idol, just plain old American flags likes Jesus wants.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                          Hot Must ReadThreads!


                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22899

                            #43
                            Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

                            Originally posted by Kerpunchi Zerplop View Post
                            i'd call them pastors...
                            Have you ever seen a Baptist Pastor?

                            This is Pastor Deacon Fred of Landover Baptist Church, possibly the wisest, kindest, most tolerant Baptist Pastor in the whole of creation. In the USA the President often speaks with him for guidance.
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Juliette
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 705

                              #44
                              Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              Yes, sadly it is Sister Juliette. I know you just learned about men performing that disgusting act Sister Juliette but roll playing games like Dungeons and Dragons with all those elves in miniskirts is just a gateway to that kind of behavior.

                              Someone told me that this *games* are mostly played by young emo goths.

                              Does someone smell a fire?


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                              • Offcr. Albert Martin
                                Unsaved Meter Maid
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 250

                                #45
                                Re: Are Roleplaying games Evil?

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                Pastors don't wear robes, they wear suits and ties friend.
                                Yeah...pastors who don't take Jesus seriously do! Those who know they're dealing with the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and bringing Him to the people dress more formally.
                                Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?

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