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  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552

    #1

    Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

    Since Mormon men can marry as many women as they want this leaves many young men without wives in which to plant their seed. From what I understand from doctors, men deprived of the company of the dimmer sex begin to feel attracted to the same sex. So boys who would ordinarily seek a Godly union with a woman end up wearing leather pants with the back cut out of them. This is also called being "prison gay."
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

    As soon as you can start to think about mormonism in any way it just makes no sense at all. It's like we're expected to take something obviously made up by a fraud out to get us to live our lives by his own narrow values because of things privately revealed to him and only him at face value. Stuff that a good conjurer with a gullible audience and willing stooges would be able to pull off...

    And yet this is supposed to to trump the word of Jesus? I don't think so!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #3
      Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

      Amen Brothers. I have long held the notion that because several females of the mormoon species are hogged up by one male, it leaves the majority of male mormoons no choice but to turn queer. That's why you always see them in pairs of boys going door to door, peddling their cult like a whore on main street.

      My conclusion; Most mormoons are homers.

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

        It's true. They even have their own organization

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        • Godfly
          Descended from Rapes
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1552

          #5
          Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          It's true. They even have their own organization

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          They should just call themselves "Mormons United" straight mormons are out numbered 20 to 1 by real mormons. The only straight mormon in this group must be holding the camera.
          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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          • Mrs. Naomi Portway
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2012
            • 123

            #6
            Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

            Do they have Mormon lesbians? Are they the ones that want to steal my baby out of my stomach and eat it in their cult church?
            Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

            "Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

            Pat Robertson

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            • Godfly
              Descended from Rapes
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 1552

              #7
              Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

              Originally posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway View Post
              Do they have Mormon lesbians? Are they the ones that want to steal my baby out of my stomach and eat it in their cult church?
              Think of all the mischief you get into all by yourself and how much your husband Captain Portway must work to help you be good. Now imagine there were twenty other little Mrs. Portways locked in that cellar with you each more empty headed than the last. Your husband could correct until his knuckles were bruised and bloody and still not get half of that group of ninnies on the right path. In such a crazy world lesbianism and baby eating might be the least of the crimes those hens came up with.

              Go now and thank God that he gave you a husband to keep you and only you from straying.
              Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #8
                Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

                Originally posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway View Post
                Do they have Mormon lesbians? Are they the ones that want to steal my baby out of my stomach and eat it in their cult church?
                This one is doing time in prison right now for eating a Christian baby. She was seen in your neighborhood, Naomi!

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Godfly
                  Descended from Rapes
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1552

                  #9
                  Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  This one is doing time in prison right now for eating a Christian baby. She was seen in your neighborhood, Naomi!

                  You'd think living with all those sister wives she'd get tired of yapping like that. She went four minuets without taking a breath. No wonder all their men turn queer she almost put me off women.
                  Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                  • WilliamJenningsBryan
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 9384

                    #10
                    Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway View Post
                    Do they have Mormon lesbians? Are they the ones that want to steal my baby out of my stomach and eat it in their cult church?
                    I have no doubt that there are mormon lezbeans – for the same reason that there are homer mormons. It's impossible for one man to seed that many women on a regular basis – and where do they all sleep? There are probably mormon orgies with turkey basters for all we know. It's disgusting and unnatural.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12567

                      #11
                      Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

                      I was driving through a Des Moines neighborhood on the way back to Freehold the other day and saw a couple of guys in white shirts and ties, obviously Mormon "missionaries", going house to house.

                      I caught one of them squeezing the hand of the other. It would be my guess they were two of the many Godfly was referring to that have been aced out of getting women for wives.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • Bjorn Jensen
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 2355

                        #12
                        Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

                        What about that other Mormon sect Jehovah's Witnesses, they are also stealing decent Americans wives and making people gay, right? This Mormon sect is also just plain anti-American, it's against their so called religion to join the military and salute the flag

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #13
                          Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

                          I have personally talked to at lest two ex-Mormons we soul saved and they both told me the older male Mormons regular sodomize the young Mormons on their Missions. To be fair these were the common sort of Mormons who were sent to South America and not the Romney live in a French chateau types. But it did sound like Mormons have as big of a child molester problem as the Catholic Church.

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                          • Godfly
                            Descended from Rapes
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 1552

                            #14
                            Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

                            Mormons are against two men getting married. I bet if it was six men they'd be fine with it.
                            Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                            • Johny Joe Hold
                              Mayor of Freehold
                               
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 12567

                              #15
                              Re: Mormonism is a leading cause of Homosexuality

                              Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                              Mormons are against two men getting married. I bet if it was six men they'd be fine with it.

                              Good thought, Godfly. I think the Mormon religion would ask, "How many people can get married and still be a one car family?"

                              It's kind of a hold over from founder, Brigham Young, who could fit all 55 wives into one really large tour bus.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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