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  • the BDSM cult had to be banned

    As a Christian, i feel its my duty and a part of my religion to decide what adult people are to do with eachother in their own bedrooms. One of my most vile perversions in the history of mankind is, i think you already guessed it: homosexuality, the disgusting act of inserting your penis into someoones anus. But now there is this new perversion, the BDSM cult. Cult members of the BDSM thinks that pain and humaliation should be seen as pleasure, in order to make wives unpunishable by their loving and caring Christian husbands, and maybe even turn a wife against her husband by conducting slavery in the home. The BDSM is a cult in every aspect, here is the official symbols of the BDSM cult:




    If you see these symbols in someones house, they are most likely mebers of the BDSM cult.

    Some reasons why i think that the BDSM cult should be banned:

    1. Most members of the BDSM are gay (Leviticus 20:13)

    2. Those who are not gay are fag enablers cause they support the rights of gays to practise sodomy

    3. Their members believes that female domestic violence against their husbands is right, which makes the cult feminazi (Titus 2:4-5)

    4. They support slavery in a non-Biblical manner (Exodus 21:27)

    5. Many BDSM members are involved in murder and mutilation, like this gay BDSM member in Godless Europistan (Exodus 20:13, and Exodus 21:20)

    6. The BDSM thinks that its right by someone to worship another person as a god, which makes it a polytheistic cult (Exodus 20:3)

    7. They want to turn pain and humaliation into sexual pleasure, the Bible does several times refer to pain and humaliation to what it really should be: punishment and suffering, and not something for sick minded individuals to experience as sexual pleasure


    The BDSM cult has to be banned!

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    Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

    I have heard of this. Somehow, when we were on the perverted left coast, people would assume that Seth's Godly Christian Domestic Discipline was BDSM and invite us to a "munch".

    I don't know what a munch is, I don't want to know what a munch is, but I assume it's some sort of orgy by the way people described it to me.

    Why must they shove their twisted sexual lives into our face?

    I've heard the worship something called "the old leather guard" which is a bunch of homosexual bikers, or something like that. I know it had to do with homers and wearing a lot of leather.

    They make a mockery out of slavery. Maybe we can get the negroes in on supporting our ban. I don't usually like getting their leaders involved in such things, but you know that Obamanation will kowtow to anything the negro population wants, and I'm sure we can rile them up against this mockery of slavery.
    Drama queen

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    • #3
      Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

      It's so hard to decide which of the False Churches are the worst, but the DBSM "faith" is certainly one of the most repellent. It's hard to even finish reading about it when I see an article, and once I even had to rush from the room when there was a sermon about it (So sorry, Everyone!)

      But I picked up this:

      At the very center of their secret practices is forcing victims into "sissy" behavior. They kidnap normal men for their rituals and cage them, like this:

      (WARNING: have a bucket close at hand for this one!)

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      • #4
        Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

        I don't know what was on that video, but it crashed my computer. A clear sign that Jesus does not want me to view it.
        Drama queen

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        • #5
          Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          I don't know what was on that video, but it crashed my computer. A clear sign that Jesus does not want me to view it.
          PRAISE!

          He(tm) is always there.
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          • #6
            Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
            It's so hard to decide which of the False Churches are the worst, but the DBSM "faith" is certainly one of the most repellent. It's hard to even finish reading about it when I see an article, and once I even had to rush from the room when there was a sermon about it (So sorry, Everyone!)

            But I picked up this:

            At the very center of their secret practices is forcing victims into "sissy" behavior. They kidnap normal men for their rituals and cage them, like this:

            (WARNING: have a bucket close at hand for this one!)

            There goes my dinner


            We here at Landover should take some serious direct action against the BDSM cultists, this perversion might be even worse than homosexuality!

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            • #7
              Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

              Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
              We here at Landover should take some serious direct action against the BDSM cultists, this perversion might be even worse than homosexuality!
              It's possible that victim might still be saved. Or are they ruined, now?

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              • #8
                Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

                Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                It's possible that victim might still be saved. Or are they ruined, now?
                They probably already served him up and ate him, since cannibalism is a big part of the BDSM faith. I think thats how they believe that they get their "powers" or something like that.

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                • #9
                  Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

                  I've never heard of that cult. Are they related to buddhism or hinduism?
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                  • #10
                    Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                    I've never heard of that cult. Are they related to buddhism or hinduism?
                    Not that I know of, unless they worship homers.
                    Drama queen

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                    • #11
                      Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

                      Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                      They probably already served him up and ate him, since cannibalism is a big part of the BDSM faith. I think thats how they believe that they get their "powers" or something like that.
                      That must be why they tie them up...to keep the kidnapped people from escaping.



                      And the meat is maybe tastier that way. It's like keeping someone in a veal fattening pen?
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                      • #12
                        Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

                        You have to admit, they know how to keep a woman in her place

                        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                        • #13
                          Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

                          Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                          Is that a female boxer, in her corner between rounds?

                          I've never actually seen one before.

                          I refused to see that thing with that "actress" Hilary Swank-y a few years ago. She played a man in her movie before that, Boys Don't Cry (?), and that's just not right. It took jobs away from the male actors who needed them, many of whom had families to support.
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                          • #14
                            Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

                            Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                            Is that a female boxer, in her corner between rounds?

                            I've never actually seen one before.

                            I refused to see that thing with that "actress" Hilary Swank-y a few years ago. She played a man in her movie before that, Boys Don't Cry (?), and that's just not right. It took jobs away from the male actors who needed them, many of whom had families to support.
                            .
                            I think it's just a woman in a cage, with a bag over her head to keep her quiet and mittens to keep her from taking the bag off.

                            The only women who box are femnazi's
                            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                            • #15
                              Re: the BDSM cult had to be banned

                              Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                              You have to admit, they know how to keep a woman in her place

                              You have a point there, although it is my opinion that women belong chained to the kitchen sink rather than chained behind bars.
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