[George Carlin]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

You're not funny enough to have picked one of my great friends and one of the greatest comedians of the last 50 years as your user name. Johnny Carson just told me to tell you that your about as funny as a robin dipping a worm in iced tea.

Johnny never was very funny on his own, he was a much better straight man. And Ed McMahon was a drunk!

Haiyo!

I will still verbally destroy anyone on this forum.

[Steve Allen]

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Killing isn't a very Christian thing even though your God is well known for it.

A lot*

it's two different words.

Thou shalt not kill

http://www.rationalresponders.com/forum/rook_hawkins/biblical_errancy/3582

Contradictions are amazing are they not?

Does it feel weird to you for none of this to working the way you had hoped? Or are you used to failing so miserably? I have to wonder.

When I was first starting out in radio in the 1940's, I never bombed this bad, and half the time, I WAS bombed!

Are you drunk, fake George? Are you on the dope? I actually hope you are, because you make Gilbert Gottfried look like Marcel Marceau!

Even I don't completely understand that reference! You see, you suck all the funny out of everything you touch! If I wasn't dead, I'd kill myself so I wouldn't have to read another of your insipid posts.

But I am dead, so maybe you ought to kill yourself instead. Hmm? Ever thought about it? No? You really should!

[Steve Allen]

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I will still verbally destroy anyone on this forum.

You're going to verbally destroy people on a text-based forum?

Is there nothing you can't not get right? I haven't seen anyone tank this bad since Vanna White made her acting debut in Goddess of Love.

You've never heard of it?

Exactly!

[David Dickinson]

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If heaven means spending time with people like you then I welcome hell gladly.

I have no doubt that you loath and despise the Lord as all followers of Satan do, and would find His Holy Presence unbearable, but I can assure you that Hell is STILL far worse.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I will still verbally destroy anyone on this forum.

Son, I don't know what kind of a game you are trying to play here, but I promise you we've seen better. We are here to celebrate God's Holy Word and uplift His only Begotten Son Jesus Christ. We are not here to debate some pissant teenager who's ego is out of control.

The only one who'll be doing any destroying around here is God Almighty. God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth. Starting with you, maggot.

[George Carlin]

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I have no doubt that you loath and despise the Lord as all followers of Satan do, and would find His Holy Presence unbearable, but I can assure you that Hell is STILL far worse.

I can't loath or despise something I do not believe exists.

I loath and despise Jesus' destructive corrupt ignorant followers.

[George Carlin]

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Son, I don't know what kind of a game you are trying to play here, but I promise you we've seen better. We are here to celebrate God's Holy Word and uplift His only Begotten Son Jesus Christ. We are not here to debate some pissant teenager who's ego is out of control.

The only one who'll be doing any destroying around here is God Almighty. God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth. Starting with you, maggot.

Nothing to debate really, facts > fiction.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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I can't loath or despise something I do not believe exists.

I loath and despise Jesus' destructive corrupt ignorant followers.

Sounds like you have a real personal issue if you hate us just for caring about people's eternal lives. We are looking to save people, and spread the love of Jesus around as much as possible. Get used to it!

Facts vs. fiction huh? I bet you believe we are all just silly monkey mutations.

[George Carlin]

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Sounds like you have a real personal issue if you hate us just for caring about people's eternal lives. We are looking to save people, and spread the love of Jesus around as much as possible. Get used to it!

Facts vs. fiction huh? I bet you believe we are all just silly monkey mutations.

I don't believe shit unless it's proven with solid facts. Evolution has holes and cannot be fully accepted. Your bible has holes and contradictions and that's why I cannot accept the Christian God as reality.

[Nobar King]

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Don't bother me with your 'facts'.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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I don't believe shit unless it's proven with solid facts. Evolution has holes and cannot be fully accepted. Your bible has holes and contradictions and that's why I cannot accept the Christian God as reality.

Jesus spoke of people like you.

Proverbs 6:
16- These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him....

19-A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Quit sowing discord amongst us brethren. We are here to love Jesus and teach sinners the error of their ways.

And quit lying too, Jesus hates that!

[George Carlin]

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Jesus spoke of people like you.

Proverbs 6:
16- These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him....

19-A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Quit sowing discord amongst us brethren. We are here to love Jesus and teach sinners the error of their ways.

And quit lying too, Jesus hates that!

Here's one contradiction.

A loving god hating.

haha.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Here's one contradiction.

A loving god hating.

haha.

So you are saying that all loving people never hate anything? God is full of love and mercy, but I am sure it gets old having God-bashers like you constantly spitting in His face.

What has Satan offered you that you so willingly work for him?

[Juliette]

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So you are saying that all loving people never hate anything? God is full of love and mercy, but I am sure it gets old having God-bashers like you constantly spitting in His face.

What has Satan offered you that you so willingly work for him?

You got that Unsaved Trash there Brother Ebenezer.

[Juliette]

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But ontopic. I'd say the Mary worshipping Cathylics as they allowed people to change the Bible, the true word of God. He'll not be pleased.