[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

first off check your spelling (cathylics...seriouly?)
second who are you to judge what religions are bad? (i believe God wants us to love everybody equally
third its extreme baptists like most of the people on this formum (im sure there are some open minded ones on here too) that makes all of my friends that dont know much about the baptist religion think i believe stuff like dancing and dringing is wrong just because im a baptist
and fourth on the pole i noticed that you didnt include all the appropiate categories (extreme christians deserves to be up there just as much as liberal christians)
and on a personal note its my belief that christian extremist scare more people away from christianity (but i dont go to a church like yours so i dont know for sure)

Apparently you don't believe in honoring God by using normal American grammar, spelling and punctuation either.

There is no such thing as a "liberal" Baptist. You can't be both. That's like saying you're a Christian joo.

[liberal God-mocker]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Apparently you don't believe in honoring God by using normal American grammar, spelling and punctuation either.

There is no such thing as a "liberal" Baptist. You can't be both. That's like saying you're a Christian joo.

well ill take these one at a time

1. honoring God with proper grammer: the english launguage was most likely created by men not God and American english is definaly not Gods since it is just words from other launguages all mixed together
p.s. grammer includes spelling and you spelled jew as joo

2. by liberal baptist i mean that im not an extremist but i am a baptist

3. i dont think you understand the point of forums(based on the mesage you sent me that i pasted below)

Boy, I don't know what rock you crawled out from under, but you'd best stop and think before you make anymore posts.

If you are here to flame us, better read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself. We do not suffer fools gladly here on God's favorite forum.

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3.(continued)the point of forums is for anybody intrested to share their views on a particualy subject

4. i am not here to flame, flaming is the act of throwing down others beliefs, i was only sharing my own...(which in this case you are more of a flamer than i)

5.Gods favorite forum? i highly doubt that out of every single forum in the world that this is Gods favorite (yes i am slightly flaming now but just because i strongly disagree that you have the right to go around saying that this is his favorite when you have no proof)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Until you can learn to communicate respectfully and in American, you can't expect any respect. I still say you are 11 years old at most.

[Star Finder]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

2. by liberal baptist i mean that im not an extremist but i am a baptist

what could be more extreme than being a baptist? seriously? getting all bathed of sin in water and stuff. that is wacky extreme my friend.

can I call you "my friend?" because I think that maybe you are ready to give up all this jesus worship and return to the divine. you can still keep your water perversion, just put some rocks in it!

lying on a beach of small round rocks as the water washes up upon you under the shining sun and blue sky......you know you want it.

[liberal God-mocker]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Until you can learn to communicate respectfully and in American, you can't expect any respect. I still say you are 11 years old at most.

Fine, i will play your game and use corect grammer. Why does it say that i am unsaved trash? You don't know me. You don't know if im trash. But i will tell you that i am saved, and have been since i was 7 years old. No i am not 11 i am 16. But just becaus im youg doesn't mean that i don't know what im talking about.

From what i have viewed of this website is mostly stereotypical stuff that someone just thinks up outta the top of their head.

God loves everybody, the sinners, the fat people, the blacks, and the democrats, and yes, he loves you too.

[Star Finder]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

But just becaus im youg doesn't mean that i don't know what im talking about.

right. its not because you are youg. its because you can't spell.

maybe you are too dumb to be a good rock-worshipper.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Fine, i will play your game and use corect grammer. Why does it say that i am unsaved trash? You don't know me. You don't know if im trash. But i will tell you that i am saved, and have been since i was 7 years old. No i am not 11 i am 16. But just becaus im youg doesn't mean that i don't know what im talking about.

From what i have viewed of this website is mostly stereotypical stuff that someone just thinks up outta the top of their head.

God loves everybody, the sinners, the fat people, the blacks, and the democrats, and yes, he loves you too.

This forum is for adults. You lied to get in here. Come back if Jesus lets you live to see 18.

[Brother J.H.]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Is member "star finder" a scientologist?

[George Carlin]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Killing isn't a very Christian thing even though your God is well known for it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Killing isn't a very Christian thing even though your God is well known for it.

That makes alot of sense, Mr. dead atheist funnyman.

[George Carlin]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

That makes alot of sense, Mr. dead atheist funnyman.

A lot*

it's two different words.

[George Carlin]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

That makes alot of sense, Mr. dead atheist funnyman.

Thou shalt not kill

http://www.rationalresponders.com/forum/rook_hawkins/biblical_errancy/3582

Contradictions are amazing are they not?

[David Dickinson]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Thou shalt not kill

http://www.rationalresponders.com/forum/rook_hawkins/biblical_errancy/3582

Contradictions are amazing are they not?

How dare you post such blasphemy!

Rest assured, fiend, that you will one day join your namesake in Hell. George Carlin is right now screaming in agony as his blaspheming tongue is ripped out, and he is forced to vomit up all the money that he denied the Lord through his slanderous "comedy" in life.

[George Carlin]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

How dare you post such blasphemy!

Rest assured, fiend, that you will one day join your namesake in Hell. George Carlin is right now screaming in agony as his blaspheming tongue is ripped out, and he is forced to vomit up all the money that he denied the Lord through his slanderous "comedy" in life.

If heaven means spending time with people like you then I welcome hell gladly.

[Steve Allen]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

If heaven means spending time with people like you then I welcome hell gladly.

You're not funny enough to have picked one of my great friends and one of the greatest comedians of the last 50 years as your user name. Johnny Carson just told me to tell you that your about as funny as a robin dipping a worm in iced tea.

Johnny never was very funny on his own, he was a much better straight man. And Ed McMahon was a drunk!

Haiyo!