[sinnersbedamned]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I'd say that mormons / jehovahs witnesses, are the worst.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I'd say that mormons / jehovahs witnesses, are the worst.

A close call but I distinguish between arrant stupidity of mormons and JWs and the calculated satanic malevolence of the Mother of Whoredoms, the business conglomerate of the antichrist, the vicar of Rome.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I say the people of Landover Baptist are members of the worst religious cult out there.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I say the people of Landover Baptist are members of the worst religious cult out there.

Wow, you are the first person EVER to say something like that! Well, I guess we'll shut the site down,and all convert to . . .whatever you'd like us to convert to, since you're so clever and all!

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Wow, you are the first person EVER to say something like that! Well, I guess we'll shut the site down,and all convert to . . .whatever you'd like us to convert to, since you're so clever and all!

Whatever. I'm not the most creative person to come here. Sue me. You're still a bunch of sick and twisted piffles.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

There is no "worse" false religion.

That's a good point. Hindu, Catholic, Muslim, or Jew, you'll wind up in Hell just the same.

Exactly. Every religion says the other is false.

We say it because it is true. The others say it because they are tools of Satan, the Father of lies.

I choose that you may believe in whatever you may believe in, but leave me out of it.

Suit yourself. As long as you don't try to impose Darwinism and homosexuality and other anti-Christian beliefs on us, you're welcome to lead a Hellbound life.

They'll have an eternity to regret their foolishness, but that doesn't stop them from leading many potential True Christians (and tithers) to the same fate while on Earth.

I wouldn't worry too much about this, Brother David. If God wants a soul, He will find a way to deliver that person to Christ. Consider Romans 8:28-31:

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren. Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified. What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?

All of the others are just jealous because God chose us, and not them. That's why they constantly insult and attack True Christians™ in these forums. Luckily, we are above that kind of thing. Let them rant on, it will not stop us from doing the work of the Lord.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Obviously people who CALL themselves Christians but preach the Devil's doctrine are the worst. This includes Catholicks, LDS, Morons, 'born again goths' and a plethors of other satinists posing as Landover Baptists.

Darkies, mud people, japs, chinks, injuns and the like may fall within these categories.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Obviously people who CALL themselves Christians but preach the Devil's doctrine are the worst. This includes Catholicks, LDS, mormons, 'born again goths' and a plethors of other satinists posing as Landover Baptists.

Darkies, mud people, japs, chinks, injuns and the like may fall within these categories.

Why, how right you are, sir. Them devil worshippers who done call themselves servants of the Lord are the worst of all! They'd lead this whole country into ruin!

Might I add how good it is to see you back among us, sir! You've been sorely missed.

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Obviously people who CALL themselves Christians but preach the Devil's doctrine are the worst. This includes Catholicks, LDS, mormons, 'born again goths' and a plethors of other satinists posing as Landover Baptists.

Darkies, mud people, japs, chinks, injuns and the like may fall within these categories.

If that statement isn't the pot calling the kettle black, I don't know what is.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

If that statement isn't the pot calling the kettle black, I don't know what is.

If that statement isn't the pot calling the kettle black, I don't know what is.

Dear me! O well-named-one, you can see that Landover preaches only the pure and unadulterated Word of God. To even consider that anything at all from Landover is less than the Holy Word, confirms to me that you are one sick and twisted person who revels in spitting in Baby Jesus’s Perfectly Formed Face.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I'm not the most creative person to come here.

Amen to that! And you may be the least!

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Dear me! O well-named-one, you can see that Landover preaches only the pure and unadulterated Word of God. To even consider that anything at all from Landover is less than the Holy Word, confirms to me that you are one sick and twisted person who revels in spitting in Baby Jesus’s Perfectly Formed Face.

I will spit in the face of anyone who thinks a wife needs to be "disciplined" by beating her or that the mentally retarded are evil. Jesus doesn't think these things, you do.

[TC Patriot]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I will spit in the face of anyone who thinks a wife needs to be "disciplined" by beating her or that the mentally retarded are evil. Jesus doesn't think these things, you do.

Retards most certainly are evil. Otherwise Jesus would not have cursed them.

I will beat your wife if I think she needs it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I will spit in the face of anyone who thinks a wife needs to be "disciplined" by beating her or that the mentally retarded are evil. Jesus doesn't think these things, you do.

Your pathetic threats have been passed on to the DOF.

By the way, Jesus knows how to spit too.

[liberal God-mocker]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Poll OptionsWhat's the WORST False Religion?
Mary worshipping Cathylics
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
Peak Oil / Emo Economics

first off check your spelling (cathylics...seriouly?)
second who are you to judge what religions are bad? (i believe God wants us to love everybody equally
third its extreme baptists like most of the people on this formum (im sure there are some open minded ones on here too) that makes all of my friends that dont know much about the baptist religion think i believe stuff like dancing and dringing is wrong just because im a baptist
and fourth on the pole i noticed that you didnt include all the appropiate categories (extreme christians deserves to be up there just as much as liberal christians)
and on a personal note its my belief that christian extremist scare more people away from christianity (but i dont go to a church like yours so i dont know for sure)