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  • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    Are you actually trying to say that our Spiritual Mother Glendora is wrong?
    You should was your mouth out right now.
    I'm sorry if that's what it sounds like! I have nothing but the utmost respect for Mother Glendora, but I simply don't see what difference there is between one hell-bound Satan worshipper and another hell-bound Satan worshipper.

    Evil is evil, regardless of what kind of evil they want to call it.

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    • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

      Originally posted by Sister Sarah View Post
      I'm sorry if that's what it sounds like! I have nothing but the utmost respect for Mother Glendora, but I simply don't see what difference there is between one hell-bound Satan worshipper and another hell-bound Satan worshipper.

      Evil is evil, regardless of what kind of evil they want to call it.
      There is, after all, the "Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own." selection.

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      • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Well they are all unspeakably horrible, but i had to go with the yids. I mean come on....ACTUALLY KILLING JESUS puts them is a category unreachable by mere human folly. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.

        You know. It was the Romans who killed Jesus. You really should learn history more. Id like to know what is your bibble"academic"? Where there in the bibble does it say that jews killed Jesus? Point me to the verse or the book please.

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        • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          They will all get you damned, so from that standpoint it's hard to choose, but I'll go with lie-beral "Christians":

          Rev. 3:15-16: I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

          There's a 3:16 to quote to the phony-baloney, John-3:16-only "Christians." Won't they be surprised when they end up in a celestial barf bag on Judgment Day. Shout glory!
          SO GODS WRATH MEANS MORE THAN HIS LOVE YOU DO KNOW WE ARE UNDER THE LAW OF LOVE DONT YOU I DONT UNDERSTAND THE FUN YOU GET BY DRILLING HATRED TORD THE WORD OF GOD NOTHING WAS WROTE IN VAIN BECUSE IF YOU LOVE ONE ONOTHER YOU WOULDNT BE LOOP WARM IT SOUNDS LIKE TO ME WHAT YOU ARE PREACHING IS FALSE TEACHING

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          • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

            That's good with a nice melody.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

              Originally posted by thurman View Post
              You know. It was the Romans who killed Jesus. You really should learn history more. Id like to know what is your bibble"academic"? Where there in the bibble does it say that jews killed Jesus? Point me to the verse or the book please.
              Joh:10:24: Then came the Jews round about him, and said unto him, How long dost thou make us to doubt? If thou be the Christ, tell us plainly.
              Joh:10:31: Then the Jews took up stones again to stone him.
              Joh:10:33: The Jews answered him, saying, For a good work we stone thee not; but for blasphemy; and because that thou, being a man, makest thyself God.

              We see Jews wanted to kill Jesus

              M't:27:23: And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified.
              M't:27:24: When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
              M't:27:25: Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
              M't:27:26: Then released he Barabbas unto them: and when he had scourged Jesus, he delivered him to be crucified.

              That is, all the Jews who formed the mob in front of Pilate when Jesus' fate was being decided, accepted responsibility for the death of Jesus. They also accepted responsibility on behalf of their children.

              You will bear in mind that Romans at that time were heathens and weren’t bothered by either Christians or Jews. They were equal opportunity executers working on a free-lance basis to keep the people happy. In this respect they were democratic and went with the majority - i.e. went with the Joos!
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              • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                Originally posted by LIBERTYINCHRIST View Post
                SO GODS WRATH MEANS MORE THAN HIS LOVE YOU DO KNOW WE ARE UNDER THE LAW OF LOVE DONT YOU I DONT UNDERSTAND THE FUN YOU GET BY DRILLING HATRED TORD THE WORD OF GOD NOTHING WAS WROTE IN VAIN BECUSE IF YOU LOVE ONE ONOTHER YOU WOULDNT BE LOOP WARM IT SOUNDS LIKE TO ME WHAT YOU ARE PREACHING IS FALSE TEACHING
                If we're preaching false teaching, then feel free to show us — book, chapter, and verse from the King James Bible — where we're wrong.

                Originally posted by thurman View Post
                You know. It was the Romans who killed Jesus. You really should learn history more. Id like to know what is your bibble"academic"? Where there in the bibble does it say that jews killed Jesus? Point me to the verse or the book please.
                1 Thess 2:14-15 For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they [have] of the Jews: Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:
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                • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                  Why isn't Christianity in this poll?
                  "Non-believers can't be considered citizens or patriots...this is one nation under God." --George H. W. Bush, 41st President of the United States

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                  • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                    Originally posted by BrokenLeonTroll View Post
                    Why isn't Christianity in this poll?
                    Why aren't you doing your homework, boy?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                      Good Heavens. This question has PLAGUED the merciful and the meek for milleniyum. I am - as I write this epistle - converting an entire hell-hole crammed with those horrid Unitardian Universalvationists. These pagans fly in the face of all that is GOOD and RIGHT. But I am very close to the conversion. I can feel them coming - to the LORD. Praise be.

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                      • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                        Good Heavens. This question has PLAGUED the merciful and the meek for milleniyum. I am - as I write this epistle - converting an entire hell-hole crammed with those horrid Unitardian Universalvationists. These pagans fly in the face of all that is GOOD and RIGHT. But I am very close to the conversion. I can feel them coming - to the LORD. Praise be.
                        Miss Cookie,
                        I have gone through your previous posts and admire you commitment to the the Lord as well as your faith. I do wish you would post more often as you have much to offer us here at Landover.

                        I do hope your personal life is improving. An update would be wonderful. Please, share with us your tribulations. And anything related to whatever hole you may find yourself in while ministering would also be of interest to the True Christians™ here at Landover.

                        Glory!
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                        • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                          Where's the Baptist option? I can't seem to pinpoint it .

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                          • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                            There is no "worse" false religion.

                            Then again, who are we to say they are false?

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                            • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                              We don’t get a lot of retards posting but it’s nice to see that, in the interests of diversity in Damnation, Jesus has directed you here to have the opportunity to seek Salvation or, as I suspect, you will continue on the broad path to Hell.

                              Muslims are moon-worshippers whose so-called religion sprang up in 610 A.D when some sand-nigra tried to negotiate between warring tribes. To save himself time, he took wholesale bits out of the Bible and shuffled them around a bit.

                              So we see that God was there first and all who followed after Him are of Satan.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                              • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                                False Christians are the worst. Many actually deny the existence of Hell! What kind of Christian denies God's benevolent justice?

                                They'll have an eternity to regret their foolishness, but that doesn't stop them from leading many potential True Christians (and tithers) to the same fate while on Earth.

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