[Eight or Better]

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God can and does kill children. And sometimes he instructed His followers to do the same. Who are we, to question Him why He did that, hmm?

Quite true:
II Kings 2:23-24
And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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I guess your points about the other religions are okay, though. There should be an option on this poll for PROTESTANTS!

It's there, labeled as "Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion". In fact, that's the one I voted for. I think Protestants are even worse than Catholics. Thank God I'm a Baptist!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[James Peter]

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Nice try, Baptists ARE Protestants. That's why the Baptist church was only founded after the Protestant Reformation. Also, if you people are the true successors of Christ, why is it different Baptist churches differ so widely in beliefs?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Trademark infringement.

[Archie]

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Unfortunately, Adam and Eve, eating off the Tree of Knowledge, put us in that exact position, Stan. He'll torch us for the slightest infraction unless we repent and He forgives us, which He has promised to do if we believe that His Son died for our sins. This is the reason non-Christians are going to Hell; they don't believe that Jesus is God's Son and subsequently that His death was insignificant (from an afterlife perspective). Major sin, minor sin; it doesn't matter because they'll all land you in the same place.

The Christian faith is not supposed to be a hellfire and brimstone cult. It is a message of love and forgiveness, the very foundation on which we are spared eternal suffering. What did Jesus say in John 8:7? To even humor the thought that God will look kindly on those that wish harm upon their fellow man in His name is pitiful.

What's the point of forums if no one can discuss anything? Stop warning me just because I don't blindy and stupidly scramble to agree with every bit of mindless mockery that dribbles from your inept face. Satan works in some clever ways, and I thoroughly believe that he acts under the guise of Christians who claim they understand what's going on. The total level of intelligence of this entire forum is clearly displayed in the grammatical quality of almost every single post I have had the misfortune of reading.

This is very clearly my last post before banning since this place doesn't welcome adversity in any way, and I only find it fitting that it is under the "worst false religion" thread. I noticed that your church wasn't one of my options to pick on the poll. Pity. If by some strange chance I'm not banned and you wish to carry on a logical conversation, I would be more than happy to participate. I'm a 21 year old Lutheran from the Bible Belt of the US, and I know my place in Heaven is waiting for me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm a 21 year old Lutheran from the Bible Belt of the US, and I know my place in Heaven is waiting for me.

Lutherans are nothing but jumped-up papists, and none of you are Christians. Take a look at THIS.

Enjoy hellfire. I know that I'll be joining Jesus up in Heaven and we'll laugh ourselves silly while we listen to your screams down in the lake of fire.

[James Peter]

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Trademark infringement.

Stop being ridiculous. Catholics had Christianity trademarked centuries before you lot tried to steal the title.

[FailureAsshatSodomite]

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I'll tell you what's a false religion.

No, wait...ALL religion is bondage, your bonded by chains of what people in the Church want you to do.

This includes Baptists also, you people. Don't be trying to fool me. I'm already a fool.

[Lissa]

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Who knew such nice upstanding Christians as yourselves could be so cruel.
All the foul things you've said will be weighed out upon Final Judgment.

The way you all attack others, you must have come from evolution. You are acting like savage animals.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Who knew such nice upstanding Christians as yourselves could be so cruel.

We abide only by God's Word are you accusing God of cruelty?

All the foul things you've said will be weighed out upon Final Judgment.

Foul things? What foul things?

The way you all attack others, you must have come from evolution. You are acting like savage animals.

Evolution? Never happened! That statement was meaningless.

[David Goldman]

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Who knew such nice upstanding Christians as yourselves could be so cruel.
All the foul things you've said will be weighed out upon Final Judgment.

The way you all attack others, you must have come from evolution. You are acting like savage animals.

What? Do you think that True Christianity ™ is a "religion" of peace?

I think you missed some of these while reading your KJV1611 Bible:

* the campaigns of Joshua, Book of Joshua
* the wars described in the Book of Judges: Ehud versus the Moabite king Eglon (Judges 3:12-30); Deborah and Barak versus Jabin of Hazor and his general Sisera (Judges 4 and 5); Gideon versus the Midianites (Judges 7:1-25); Samson versus the Philistines (Judges 13:1-16:31).
* Saul's war with the Philistines, and David's conquests
* Israel under two great military kings, Omri and Ahab; Battle of Qarqar
* the siege of Samaria, and conquest by Sargon II of Assyria after a three-year siege. Deportation of the Jewish population (the 'lost ten tribes')
* battle against the Egyptians at Megiddo, King Josiah killed
* Judah's struggle for survival and eventual conquest by Nebuchadnezzar

And lets not forget Revelation 19:

11And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
12His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
13And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
14And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
15And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
16And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
17And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper of the great God;
18That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.
19And I saw the beast, and the kings of the earth, and their armies, gathered together to make war against him that sat on the horse, and against his army.
20And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.
21And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

So sorry. If you were looking for a hippie commune, then you've come to the wrong place.

[Satanica]

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Those spaghetti worshipers are pretty serious business from what I've seen.
then again ->

[Robert Hutchins]

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Satanica, I'm glad you learned to spell "serious." Now, I have a question. I've seen some random pictures of the spaghetti they apparently worship, but does this vile batch of hell-bound monstrocities have a name?

[AProudMuslim]

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you guys are fucked up. Doesn't god teach live and let live? at least that is what he teaches us "moose-limbs". we are also taught to respect your fucked up people, but this site made me lose a lot of respect for Christianity as a whole. everything from this smiley : to the way you ass wipes talk about god like you know everything is wrong, and you will all burn in hell. if you fuckers actually read the Bible, Torah, and the Quran as I have, you will see that in all three ancient books, god teaches his people to respect the other religions, not trash them. The thing is that over the many centuries, the bible has been corrupted so many times and is just trash now a days. Where as each and every copy ever produced of Quran and the Torah are hand and eye checked for consistency, maybe that's why you fuckers are fucked up. grow up!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Wah wah wah! What are you going to do, Ali Baba, strap a bomb on and take us out? Good luck getting past security!