[WWJDnow]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

i dont think any religion is false... all religions help people get by their day and help them live their lives...isnt that the point?

Sure, that's the point, if you don't mind frying in Hell with the other sinners.

[Gemira]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I'd have to go with the one that dumps the most souls into Hell. Namely, catholicism.

[Meek and Humble]

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I'd have to go with the one that dumps the most souls into Hell. Namely, catholicism.

Don't be proposterous! Catholics are nancy, feel-good heretics, who preach about a non-existant place called "purgatory", which is a temporary hell for lesser sins but that still allows entry into heaven.

Any True Christian(tm), like us, would tell you that 99.999% of the world's population is going to be tortured forever by Jesus in the pits of hell.

[Matty Daniel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I heard that the fags over at LBC were on God's hit list? He told me, so it must be true.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I heard that the fags over at LBC were on God's hit list? He told me, so it must be true.

I heard that you are the biggest idiot in the entire universe. He told me, so it must be true.

[True Disciple]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I heard that the fags over at LBC were on God's hit list? He told me, so it must be true.

Well, if we encounter fags in our Godly Church, you might say that they descend into Hellfire a little earlier than scheduled...

[Bobby-Joe]

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I heard that the fags over at LBC were on God's hit list? He told me, so it must be true.

Friend,

While yes, God will kill unrepentant sinners like homosexuals, much like Iran there are no homosexuals at Landover Baptist Church. The last one, Brother Dave, is doing fifteen years in Freehold County Jail for his crimes.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

The last one, Brother Dave, is doing fifteen years in Freehold County Jail for his crimes.

Which reminds me we have to burn down that prison one of these days before he gets out.

[True Disciple]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Which reminds me we have to burn down that prison one of these days before he gets out.

I thought we castrated him, just to be sure. It was fifteen years ago, I don't remember exactly, but I vaguely remember Pastor Deacon Fred with a bloodied Anti-Sodomy Axe™.....

[Zurosiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Any True Christian™, like us, would tell you that 99.999% of the world's population is going to be tortured forever by Jesus in the pits of hell.

Such a loving god, indeed.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Such a loving god, indeed.

God only loves those who follow His rules.

[True Disciple]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Such a loving god, indeed.

Yes, indeed. It is Man who is hateful, and thereby chooses an eternity of punishment over an eternity in Heaven alongside Jesus. Imagine how much they hate Jesus! They choose an eternity of pain over His Company! How hypocritical it becomes, then, to blame God of being hateful!

[Zurosiel]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Yes, indeed. It is Man who is hateful, and thereby chooses an eternity of punishment over an eternity in Heaven alongside Jesus. Imagine how much they hate Jesus! They choose an eternity of pain over His Company! How hypocritical it becomes, then, to blame God of being hateful!

If man is hateful, and god created man, then god created man hateful.

So he shouldn't be surprised that they nailed him to a cross.

If god is all-knowing, why are we here? Life is a "test" to see who goes to heaven or hell? He should already know who's going to which, and would have placed us accordingly by now.

But if he did, that means we wouldn't have been on Earth, and not have made the decisions that lead us to heaven or hell.

The whole idea of god is flawed.

[True Disciple]

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If man is hateful, and god created man, then god created man hateful.

So he shouldn't be surprised that they nailed him to a cross.

If god is all-knowing, why are we here? Life is a "test" to see who goes to heaven or hell? He should already know who's going to which, and would have placed us accordingly by now.

But if he did, that means we wouldn't have been on Earth, and not have made the decisions that lead us to heaven or hell.

The whole idea of god is flawed.

Who are you to question what God would or wouldn't do? Can you understand the wisdom of God, who is infinitely wise?

[Zurosiel]

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Who are you to question what God would or wouldn't do? Can you understand the wisdom of God, who is infinitely wise?

For someone who is infinitely wise, he sure is flawed.