[Levi Jones]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I have a question for you guys. Just cuz im curious. How come you guys don't think that people that belong to other denominations such as lutherans, methodists, or protestants are christians? Why do you think they are of "liberal persuasion." I am a lutheran, and i am not a liberal.

You can't be a conservative Christian and a Lutheran. Lutherans allow women clergy. 1 Tim. 2:12, 1 Cor. 14:33-34, Titus 1:5-6, 1 Tim. 3:2

Lutherans coddle queers. Romans 1:26-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9, 1 Tim. 1:9-10, Jude 1:7-8.

Are you a Christian or a Lutheran?

[TrueFaith06]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Well. You know, sir, as my last and final statement on this forum. I'd like to say that after all of the bullshit i have read on this site i would rather practice witchcraft than be your definition of "christianity". I sincerely hope you burn in hell with the rest of your white trash "church" . You food trough water. I FART in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Oh and im not a conservative, im part of the green party and i voted for ralph nader. Oh and in another thread i said that i was straight as a two by four. I lied. Im bisexual. and DAMN proud. Oh yeah and in another thread yall were dissing meteorologists. FUCK YOU AND YOUR COUCH. if it werent for weather forecasters you wouldn't know which socks to put on your left toe or whether or not it's safe or not to wear your aluminum foil hat (cuz you know yall think the govt is a bunch of atheists emitting brainwashing waaves to poison america. yall are so stuupid.) You cruddy nincompoops, you make me want to puke in my own mouth, eat it, and then puke again. I'll have you know ill be damn proud when i go to sleep in my MY LITTLE PONY bedsheets, blaring GREEN DAY in my headphones, and happily waiting for OBAMA's next tweet. As for the rest of the people on this site who agree with me, cheers to you. Glad to know god gave sanity to some people.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Well. You know, sir, as my last and final statement on this forum. I'd like to say that after all of the bullshit i have read on this site i would rather practice witchcraft than be your definition of "christianity". I sincerely hope you burn in hell with the rest of your white trash "church" . You food trough water. I FART in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Oh and im not a conservative, im part of the green party and i voted for ralph nader. Oh and in another thread i said that i was straight as a two by four. I lied. Im bisexual. and DAMN proud. Oh yeah and in another thread yall were dissing meteorologists. piffle YOU AND YOUR COUCH. if it werent for weather forecasters you wouldn't know which socks to put on your left toe or whether or not it's safe or not to wear your aluminum foil hat (cuz you know yall think the govt is a bunch of atheists emitting brainwashing waaves to poison america. yall are so stuupid.) You cruddy nincompoops, you make me want to puke in my own mouth, eat it, and then puke again. I'll have you know ill be damn proud when i go to sleep in my MY LITTLE PONY bedsheets, blaring GREEN DAY in my headphones, and happily waiting for OBAMA's next tweet. As for the rest of the people on this site who agree with me, cheers to you. Glad to know god gave sanity to some people.

Soooo...Lutheran?



If anyone ever doubts that queers are hateful, please refer to the spittle-filled post above.

YiC,

Zech

[Didymus Much]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

...all of the bullshit i have read on this site...

All of it 100% backed up by the King James Bible.

If you feel differently, please cite specific examples, with references to applicable Scripture, quoted in context. Thank you.

[Levi Jones]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Well. You know, sir, as my last and final statement on this forum. I'd like to say that after all of the bullshit i have read on this site i would rather practice witchcraft than be your definition of "christianity".

It isn't our definition, silly. It is the Bible's. God's Holy Eternal Word.

I sincerely hope you burn in hell with the rest of your white trash "church" . You food trough water. I FART in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Oh and im not a conservative, im part of the green party and i voted for ralph nader. Oh and in another thread i said that i was straight as a two by four. I lied. Im bisexual. and DAMN proud. Oh yeah and in another thread yall were dissing meteorologists. piffle YOU AND YOUR COUCH. if it werent for weather forecasters you wouldn't know which socks to put on your left toe or whether or not it's safe or not to wear your aluminum foil hat (cuz you know yall think the govt is a bunch of atheists emitting brainwashing waaves to poison america. yall are so stuupid.) You cruddy nincompoops, you make me want to puke in my own mouth, eat it, and then puke again. I'll have you know ill be damn proud when i go to sleep in my MY LITTLE PONY bedsheets, blaring GREEN DAY in my headphones, and happily waiting for OBAMA's next tweet. As for the rest of the people on this site who agree with me, cheers to you. Glad to know god gave sanity to some people.

Aww, you're hurting my feelings now.
Sometimes preaching the Word stings a little.

Oh well. The Bible tells me I am blessed by your persecution.

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil,

for the Son of man's sake.

Can I get an amen?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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AMEN!!!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Well. You know, sir, as my last and final statement on this forum. I'd like to say that after all of the bullshit i have read on this site i would rather practice witchcraft than be your definition of "christianity".

Christianity is the Word of God as laid out in the Holy Bible. If you don't like it, you are already Damned.

And as far as describing God's Word as "bullshit" - I suggest that you read Revelations and bear in mind,

Ga:4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

I'd like to say that after all of the bullshit i have read on this site i would rather practice witchcraft than be your definition of "christianity".

The only definition of Christianity that matters is God's, and the only source that He has given us for that definition is the King James Bible. Are you saying that you understand the religion that God has given us better than He does?

[Khazar Khan]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

CHRISTIANITY IS THE WORST RELIGION!!! YOUR GOD IS A WEAK JEW AND SO ARE YOU!!!
WE WILL DEFEAT YOU SOON AND YOU WILL ALL BE SLAVES OF ALLAH AND YOUR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS WILL BE OUR WHORES!!!
WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
ADOPT ISLAM, AMERICA!!!

[Talitha]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

CHRISTIANITY IS THE WORST RELIGION!!! YOUR GOD IS A WEAK JEW AND SO ARE YOU!!!
WE WILL DEFEAT YOU SOON AND YOU WILL ALL BE SLAVES OF ALLAH AND YOUR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS WILL BE OUR WHORES!!!
WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
ADOPT ISLAM, AMERICA!!!

Thank you for your persecution.
Jesus (who was certainly no Jew) will be proud of us.

Now, please shoo.
Get yourself to the Introduction Forum and tell us what you really think.

God Bless.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

CHRISTIANITY IS THE WORST RELIGION!!! YOUR GOD IS A WEAK JEW AND SO ARE YOU!!!
WE WILL DEFEAT YOU SOON AND YOU WILL ALL BE SLAVES OF ALLAH AND YOUR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS WILL BE OUR WHORES!!!
WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
ADOPT ISLAM, AMERICA!!!

When you persecute us, you are really persecuting Jesus. Look at what Jesus said to Saul of Tarsus, who persecuted the church before becoming an Apostle.

Acts 9:3 And as he journeyed, he came near Damascus: and suddenly there shined round about him a light from heaven:
Acts 9:4 And he fell to the earth, and heard a voice saying unto him, Saul, Saul, why persecutest thou me?
Acts 9:5a And he said, Who art thou, Lord? And the Lord said, I am Jesus whom thou persecutest:

So you should be careful, because what you do (or don't do) to us/ Jesus will determine your eternal fate.

Mat 25:41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
Mat 25:44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?
Mat 25:45 Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did [it] not to one of the least of these, ye did [it] not to me.
Mat 25:46a And these shall go away into everlasting punishment:

It may not seem like it now, but persecuting Christians is dangerous business. Jesus will avenge the blood of the martyrs once everyone who will be martyred has been martyred. The martyrs cry out for vengeance not only on those who directly persecuted them but "on them that dwell on the earth."

Rev 6:9 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
Rev 6:10 And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?
Rev 6:11 And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they [were], should be fulfilled.

They were told to rest for a little season, and that was 2.000 years ago, so judgement could come any time now.

[Khazar Khan]

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You ARE weak. Your religion is one of the most divided in the world. You may make Jihad faster if you start fighting each other
We're already taking over. Look at France, look at England, Germany. They will soon be ours and so will USA.
Face it, your god is fake and you're losing this.

[Didymus Much]

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You ARE weak. Your religion is one of the most divided in the world. You may make Jihad faster if you start fighting each other ...

Start? They've been doing it for 2000 years now.

Oh, and the Muslims have been fighting each other for, what, 700?



Bragging about another's lack of unity may lead someone to think you're a hypocrite.

[Khazar Khan]

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I didn't say we don't have sects, but you hate each other more than anyone else does.
Here in Europe, we all stand united and we shall smite you down one day.
You will kneel before the sword of Islam!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

IYou will kneel before the sword of Islam!

Sword? Didn't swords become unfashionable some time in the 14th century? I think this is where your little superstition and heathens like you are probably stuck.

Dear me! Please try and keep up with the rest of the world!