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  • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by Heinrich Kramer View Post
    And one of them, a doctor of the Law, putting him to the test, asked him, "Master, which is the great commandment in the Law?" Jesus said to him, "'Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with thy whole heart, and with thy whole soul, and with thy whole mind.' This is the greatest and the first commandment. And the second is like it, 'Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.' On these two commandments depend the whole Law and the Prophets." (Matthew 22:35-40) Don't see very much love here....Poor misguided ones.
    You're confused, dear. Don't feel bad, it happens when people are not aware of what the Holy Bible actually says, and assume what they think it says is accurate enough to act upon. Because we do love the LORD, we share His Word (not anyone's interpretation of it, but the Word Itself). You can find out more about who our neighbors are, who are we to love, in this sermon. So you don't make the mistake of quoting an inaccurate Bible version again, you can learn how to tell false Bibles from the Real One in this helpful guide HERE.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

      Muslams are the worst. They to bomb our churches.

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        Scientology, wow, they are a true cult!
        Worshiping aliens?
        ----------------------
        Why do gays have rights?
        I do not understand.

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        • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

          Originally posted by Brandon Peck View Post
          Scientology, wow, they are a true cult!
          Worshiping aliens?
          Amen to that.

          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

            Its either between the westboro or Landover Baptist Church
            Its hard to say
            Both are false Christian religions that are no better that the Islamic extremists that that claim to hate
            Both are on par with the Nazis
            Both do not heed the teachings of christ and promote violence and hatred instead of love and kindness
            Both show a complete lack of logic
            Both are pretty much the bane of society

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            • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

              Originally posted by Hunter Metzger View Post
              Its either between the westboro or Landover Baptist Church
              Its hard to say
              Both are false Christian religions
              I don't understand. How does following the BIBLE make one a false Christian? If you take the Bible out, what do you have left - tradition and history (which includes religious wars, burning people alive, etc, etc)?

              that are no better that the Islamic extremists that that claim to hate
              Both are on par with the Nazis
              Both do not heed the teachings of christ and promote violence and hatred instead of love and kindness
              False. True Christians™ follow the Bible to the letter. The entire Bible, because the Bible is always right (2 Timothy 3:16), literally, with no space for interpretations (2 Peter 1:20). As for Jesus being all for love and kindness - how do you explain Matthew 10:34?

              Both show a complete lack of logic
              Well, God doesn't approve rational thinking (see e.g. 1 Corinthians 1:19-23, 1 Corinthians 1:27-31).

              Both are pretty much the bane of society[/QUOTE]
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                Those heretics who call themselves Christians:
                Mormons!!!
                I Samuel 20:4
                "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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                • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                  Have fun worshiping your imaginary god, freaks!!!

                  SUPERSTITIOUS SCRIBBLES REMOVED
                  Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 04-12-2013, 08:25 PM. Reason: removal of superstitious foolishness

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                  • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    I don't understand. How does following the BIBLE make one a false Christian? If you take the Bible out, what do you have left - tradition and history (which includes religious wars, burning people alive, etc, etc)?



                    False. True Christians™ follow the Bible to the letter. The entire Bible, because the Bible is always right (2 Timothy 3:16), literally, with no space for interpretations (2 Peter 1:20). As for Jesus being all for love and kindness - how do you explain Matthew 10:34?



                    Well, God doesn't approve rational thinking (see e.g. 1 Corinthians 1:19-23, 1 Corinthians 1:27-31).

                    Both are pretty much the bane of society
                    [/QUOTE]

                    Its immediately obvious that you morons dislike common sense, because you actually believe that a guy in the clouds wrote a book that commands you to act irrationally, illogically and idiotic.

                    But at least you did a good job following the "no rational thinking" part of the bible.

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                    • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                      Originally posted by Hunter Metzger View Post
                      Its immediately obvious that you mormons dislike common sense,
                      We are not Mormons. Mormons aren't even Christians!

                      because you actually believe that a guy in the clouds wrote a book
                      No we don't. Bible was INSPIRED by God, not written by Him. 2 Timothy 3:16.

                      that commands you to act irrationally, illogically and idiotic.
                      What is irrational about not willing to go to Hell?

                      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                      But at least you did a good job following the "no rational thinking" part of the bible.
                      At the end, it is the so called "rational" thinking that is foolish in the eyes of God. 1 Corinthians 1:19-21.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                        the worst false religion is the one that claims it is real. nuff said.

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                        • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                          Originally posted by Ahzohe View Post
                          the worst false religion is the one that claims it is real. nuff said.
                          Says the worshiper of satan.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Well they are all unspeakably horrible, but i had to go with the yids. I mean come on....ACTUALLY KILLING JESUS puts them is a category unreachable by mere human folly. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.
                            HI, I'm a Christian, and I believe all men, even what you call, "hook-nosed Joose," I assume you mean those of the tribe of Juda, are all sinners...this puts you and me on the list also.
                            I'm a Christian writer also, and just finished a book after five years, "Who Killed Jesus." That book took a lot of work. I learned something I did not know by writing this book. I proved using my Bible, No human is guilty of killing Jesus.
                            Do you think you can find that scripture?
                            No insult, or attack intended.

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                            • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                              Originally posted by Domenic View Post
                              HI, I'm a Christian, and I believe all men, even what you call, "hook-nosed Joose," I assume you mean those of the tribe of Juda, are all sinners...this puts you and me on the list also.
                              I'm a Christian writer also, and just finished a book after five years, "Who Killed Jesus." That book took a lot of work. I learned something I did not know by writing this book. I proved using my Bible, No human is guilty of killing Jesus.
                              Do you think you can find that scripture?
                              No insult, or attack intended.
                              Um, did you just call Pastor Zeke a hook-nosed jew?

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                Um, did you just call Pastor Zeke a hook-nosed jew?

                                No I did not. Please read my post again. He called some body a hook-nosed Jew. God don't like that kind of talk about any of his people, by any of his people.
                                Pastor Zeke, just may wake up some morning with a big hook nose. If so, we will all know God left him a message, don't you think?

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