[Lauren the drunken mick]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

Well, Catlicks are known to lie to serve their own ends so any internal investigation done by them will naturally just be yet another papist lie perpetuated by false priests.

Unless their investigation was done by the scripture of God's Word (KJV1611), then their lies are worth less then the toilet paper they print their false bibles on which have been added to despite scripture telling them not to.

1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

We don't believe in the word of false priests here, only the Word which has been inspired (but not interpreted!) by God.

You're completely misinterpreted the Catholic Church. The KGB got a bunch of fake priests to go and try to ruin the Catholic Church by telling lies, etc.

[Aaliyah]

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You're completely misinterpreted the Catholic Church. The KGB got a bunch of fake priests to go and try to ruin the Catholic Church by telling lies, etc.

The Catholic "Church" has been ruined for a lot longer than the 1950's! It was ruined from the moment they started worshiping Mary and other false idols (because apparently 1 Corinthians 10:14 means nothing to them) and was even further ruined when they added the deuterocanonical books (because, once again, scripture means little to them Revelation 22:18).

You don't have to tell us lies about the KGB, papist turd. You're the ones who ruined your own religion.

[Lauren the drunken mick]

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The Catholic "Church" has been ruined for a lot longer than the 1950's! It was ruined from the moment they started worshiping Mary and other false idols (because apparently 1 Corinthians 10:14 means nothing to them) and was even further ruined when they added the deuterocanonical books (because, once again, scripture means little to them Revelation 22:18).

You don't have to tell us lies about the KGB, papist turd. You're the ones who ruined your own religion.

Lol!! You crack me up. We don't worship Mary first of all.
We honor and respect her because she is the Mother of God.

[Basilissa]

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You're completely misinterpreted the Catholic Church. The KGB got a bunch of fake priests to go and try to ruin the Catholic Church by telling lies, etc.

Are the KGB agents also raping boys, and the priests are the innocent victims, too?

Lol!! You crack me up. We don't worship Mary first of all.
We honor and respect her because she is the Mother of God.

Wrong, as I proved to you already in this post.

You sound like a broken record, sweetie.

[Lauren the drunken mick]

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Are the KGB agents also raping boys, and the priests are the innocent victims, too?





Wrong, as I proved to you already in this post.

You sound like a broken record, sweetie.

Lol. You all are misunderstanding everything, but I wish you the best.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Lol. You all are misunderstanding everything, but I wish you the best.

Yes, we are all wrong and you are a lone beacon of truth and honesty.

[Lauren the drunken mick]

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Yes, we are all wrong and you are a lone beacon of truth and honesty.

Not me, my faith.

[Didymus Much]

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Not me, my faith.

Which you've been shown, repeatedly, has so little to do with actual Christianity (ie. the Bible) that it's undeserving of the name. So where is the honesty?

[Lauren the drunken mick]

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Which you've been shown, repeatedly, has so little to do with actual Christianity (ie. the Bible) that it's undeserving of the name. So where is the honesty?

I believe Catholics are the True Christians. We aren't like any of these judgemental Baptist Christians.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I believe Catholics are the True Christians.

Based on nothing but your imagination and the superior manipulation skills of the bishops of your church.

[Didymus Much]

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I believe Catholics are the True Christians. We aren't like any of these judgemental Baptist Christians.

So the people who DON'T do what Jesus told them to are the "real" Christians. Seems legit.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

If anyone still thinks that the Church of England is mostly harmless, just take a look at what this shameless vicar's wife has written in a national newspaper.

What I'm really thinking: the vicar's wife.

Inside I'm seething, and wish I could tell everyone to eff off, from the sniping parishioners to the controlling bishops.

Really? How surprising - I'm sure they speak very highly of her! You'll notice this cowardly, disobedient wife writes anonymously.

My husband is becoming bitter and demoralised.

Is it any wonder, with a wife like this? I don't usually have any sympathy for CofE vicars, with their tambourines and their fluffy-bunny-Jesus-loves-you nonsense. But in this case I feel just a tiny bit sorry for him. Ephesians 5:22 is clearly not followed in that household.

Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

[Not my President!]

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Tricky! Islam is a Lie! Buddha is a Fat Satanist! Scientologists are Freaks! Jews killed Jesus! Catholics rape Boys (when they should rape girls, see Numbers 31:17-18, KJV, 1611)! Hare Krishnas and Jehosafats are, of course, annoying! Pastafarians are just... unholy and don't get me started on those Goths! However, Obama, as a Communist, a Muslim, a Nazi AND an Atheist (Atheism, also being a religion) is the worst of all and that is the reason I vote Obamaism! Here's a little cartoon thingamajig of us, white christians, chasing after that phony, Obama!



If you're with Obama, don't get your homo-shit near me, not while I'm alive, not while I have my GUNS!

[Danielle Faith]

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Spaghetti worshipping fools? What is that supposed to mean?

[Elmer G. White]

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Spaghetti worshipping fools? What is that supposed to mean?

My dear, it simply means that you need an education. This shows the benefits of homeschooling that you do not have.

In addition, read the Bible. Search the forums, try to find out information by yourself. The True Christians should be able to concentrate on worship and not nincompoop questions.

Hint: volatile ogre of Italianic pasta.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer