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  • Homertard
    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2007
    • 668

    #61
    Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

    Ever heard of a thing called Refuse:Resist - when one will never let an enemy win?? Our country hasn't been taken in almost a thousand years. We cannot be beaten.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #62
      Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

      Originally posted by Omerta View Post
      Ever heard of a thing called Refuse:Resist - when one will never let an enemy win?? Our country hasn't been taken in almost a thousand years. We cannot be beaten.
      Ever heard of something called Jesus Christ, you vile hatemonger?

      Revelation 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
      19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
      19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
      19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
      19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.


      Praise Jesus!! KING OF KINGS! Not some old inbred fag hag alcoholic like you have. Jesus Christ always wins, you see? ALWAYS!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Homertard
        Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2007
        • 668

        #63
        Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

        But still we will be here. We still stand in the light. For we cannot be beaten.

        Btw; It's someone, as Jesus isn't a thing.

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #64
          Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

          Originally posted by Omerta View Post
          Don't come to England asking for help, because you won't get it.
          What help could we really offer the world's only hyperpower? They asked us for some soldiers to use as target practice, and we complied; the only other way we could help America is by brewing the country a massive pot of tea.
          Originally posted by Omerta View Post
          But still we will be here. We still stand in the light. For we cannot be beaten.
          They don't need to beat us, since we're a colony of theirs anyway. Ever heard of a thing called the Suez crisis? We've not been able to act independently since 1956.
          Originally posted by Homerta
          Ever heard of a thing called Refuse:Resist?
          A-ha! I knew you were a commie, and here's proof!
          Originally posted by Wiki
          Refuse & Resist! ("R&R!" for short) is a human rights activist group in the United States. It was founded in New York City in 1987 by C. Clark Kissinger, Abbie Hoffman and other activists concerned that the American government under U.S. President Ronald Reagan was moving in a "reactionary" direction against the rights of its people.
          And who are these people? Let's ask wiki again, shall we?
          C. Clark Kissinger (b. 1940) was the National Secretary of Students for a Democratic Society in 1964-65. He visited the People's Republic of China twice during the Cultural Revolution, and is a devoted Maoist. His writings frequently appear in Revolution, journal of the Revolutionary Communist Party, USA. He is an activist for Refuse and Resist, Not in Our Name and World Can't Wait...
          Abbott Howard "Abbie" Hoffman (November 30, 1936April 12, 1989) was a self-identified communo-anarchist,[1] social and political activist in the United States, co-founder of the Youth International Party ("Yippies"), and later, a fugitive from the law, who lived under an alias following a conviction for dealing cocaine.
          We always knew you were a damnable commie dog, and now you have admitted it yourself. I bet you believe abortion should be freely available on demand, don't you?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Homertard
            Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2007
            • 668

            #65
            Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

            First, I'm a nazi, now I'm a commy? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS ALREADY!

            And no, thats murder. Murder is wrong.

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #66
              Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

              Originally posted by Omerta View Post
              First, I'm a nazi, now I'm a commy? MAKE UP YOUR MINDS ALREADY!
              You're pretty confusing, but we suspect you may be a National Bolshevik. It would explain why you keep on switching between communist and fascist rhetoric willy-nilly.
              And no, thats murder. Murder is wrong.
              Well, we may disagree on some things, but at least we agree that women should have no say over what goes on in their womb.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Homertard
                Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2007
                • 668

                #67
                Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                Dude, any form of murder, in self defence, or not, is not right.

                Okay...now, your loosing me. I'm a Liberal. It's left wing? Not really. It's more left than right. But it's not an extreme left party, like the commies.

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                • commie!commie!commie!
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                  • Jul 2007
                  • 104

                  #68
                  Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                  Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                  From the moment the English set sail to America on a boat called "The Mayflower," those tea-swillers have been intent on the sissification of America. Their entire society is based on sissifying the rest of the world-- male musicians calling themselves "Queen;" examples of "womanhood" like Camilla Parker Bowles; their men snivelling helplessly beneath the dominance of Margaret Thatcher for more than a decade; prancing about to the hip thrusts of Boy George, Elton John, and George Michael; their lisping sissy-man leader Tony Blair licking George Bush's boots; their military men cowardly giving themselves up to the Iranians without a shot; their made-up state religion welcoming homos as priests; naming their boys sissy names like Trevor and Neville; losing to the rest of the world in sissy games they themselves invented, like cricket and soccer; exporting films glorifying sissyness like Lawrence of Arabia and The Crying Game; giving away their entire empire at the first faint protest (they folded like a card table against Ghandi, a barely-clothed Indian weighing less than 100 pounds!); and feeding their male children cucumber sandwiches--- CUCUMBERS!!

                  It's FOOTBALL not soccer!!!!!! Soccer is a completely different game where 11 talentless americans run around the pitch for 90mins with all the hype but no skill. Football on the other hand it the worlds most popular sport.
                  And stop with the stereotypes.

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                  • Homertard
                    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 668

                    #69
                    Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                    Originally posted by citycitycity View Post
                    It's FOOTBALL not soccer!!!!!! Soccer is a completely different game where 11 talentless americans run around the pitch for 90mins with all the hype but no skill. Football on the other hand it the worlds most popular sport.
                    And stop with the stereotypes.
                    *Claps*

                    Yeah, really, thats pretty damn racist...but I'd expect that from REPUBLICAINS!
                    Last edited by Homertard; 07-23-2007, 03:21 PM.

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                    • commie!commie!commie!
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                      • Jul 2007
                      • 104

                      #70
                      Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                      Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                      *Claps*

                      Yeah, really, thats pretty damn racist...but I'd expect that from REPUBLICAINS!
                      are you calling me racist??

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                      • Homertard
                        Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 668

                        #71
                        Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                        No, I was talking to them. lol

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                          #72
                          Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                          Originally posted by citycitycity View Post
                          And stop with the stereotypes.
                          Just who do you think you are, coming to God's Favorite Forum and assuming you can give True Christians orders?
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                          • Bobby-Joe
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                            • Sep 2006
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                            #73
                            Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                            Originally posted by citycitycity View Post
                            It's FOOTBALL not soccer!!!!!! Soccer is a completely different game where 11 talentless americans run around the pitch for 90mins with all the hype but no skill. Football on the other hand it the worlds most popular sport.
                            And stop with the stereotypes.
                            Why would any American bother with soccer anyway. We know God gave us hands for a reason. That's why football is our sport.

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                            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2373

                              #74
                              Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                              Soccer is for homos -- no contact, for starters. Tough, taught bodies. Rewarding sissy-ism. Speaking gookish. It's truly sickening. Nothing like an invigorating game of contact football, followed by a hot group shower to bring men's spirits closer together as Pastor Zeke and I can attest! Truly a past-time for the Godly.
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                              • Homertard
                                Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 668

                                #75
                                Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                                I've been given points for being Liberal? That's pretty stupid. If you don't like me then say so. But don't be childish and warn me over a party I support.

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