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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22348

    #1876
    Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

    Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
    Smart and mature.
    Said by the nice person who also said: "scripture spouting imbeciles", "all of you dumb piffleers" and "to fistpiffle your assholes".

    Smart and mature indeed...

    Have fun in hell.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • speaks through me
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2010
      • 16

      #1877
      Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

      Oh I will. I certainly will. I love fisting!

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #1878
        Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

        Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
        Oh I will. I certainly will. I love fisting!
        I had to Google what fisting meant.
        What a disgusting pervert you are.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • speaks through me
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2010
          • 16

          #1879
          Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

          Well, you better get used to it, Levi. Actually, I have a feeling you already are.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22348

            #1880
            Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

            Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
            Well, you better get used to it, Levi. Actually, I have a feeling you already are.
            You come to this forum, have no idea what we are about (e.g. we hate rape, you think we love it) and you start insulting good Christians with your filth? You must be from divorced parents. No way a father could have raised such a son.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • speaks through me
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2010
              • 16

              #1881
              Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

              Actually, my parents are happily married, devout Christians who devote their lives to doing good works in impoverished countries. Also, I am a woman.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #1882
                Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
                Well, you better get used to it, Levi. Actually, I have a feeling you already are.
                I sure hope you enjoy the feeling when satan's trident is rammed repeatedly into your orifices. I hope you remember when you said how you like to put large things up there as it happens for eternity.

                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Jacob the Angry Liar
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 309

                  #1883
                  Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                  Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
                  Actually, my parents are happily married, devout Christians who devote their lives to doing good works in impoverished countries. Also, I am a woman.
                  Did your husband give you permission to be on here? Shouldn't you be baking a pie?

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                  • speaks through me
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 16

                    #1884
                    Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                    Levi, I really appreciate the sentiment and I already said I would love it!

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                    • speaks through me
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 16

                      #1885
                      Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                      That's cute, Jacob. I've got a pie for you!

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22348

                        #1886
                        Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                        Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
                        Actually, my parents are happily married, devout Christians who devote their lives to doing good works in impoverished countries.
                        So they helped those who refuse to help themselves? And in the meantime they let your soul rot away? They should be ashamed of themselves. I suppose you are single because no man wanted to have you? Or did you have a man but did your disgusting habits scare him away?
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930

                          #1887
                          Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                          Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
                          Levi, I really appreciate the sentiment and I already said I would love it!
                          Then why are you in here getting all uppity and hysterical?

                          You already know where you are going for eternity and you are actively looking forward to being raped by satan daily.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #1888
                            Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                            Please consult my extensive study on the topic of rape:

                            A place where parents can get good Godly advice on how to raise a family: how to properly administer corporal punishment, which movies to avoid, and more!


                            I also visit a forum aimed at rape victims. I have spent a lot of time providing them guidance and giving them tips on how to improve their lifestyle choices.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • speaks through me
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 16

                              #1889
                              Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                              meet you all in hell!

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #1890
                                Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                                Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
                                meet you all in hell!
                                Friend, we TRUE Christians not going to hell, our seats in Heaven are all ready reserved. You don't have to burn in Hell, join us and we can help you reach salvation!

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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