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  • speaks through me
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2010
    • 16

    #1891
    Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

    Thank you, friend. I appreciate that. How is friday for you? (P.S. it's already, not all ready).

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    • speaks through me
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2010
      • 16

      #1892
      Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

      FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • Gabriel Reproba
        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2009
        • 2479

        #1893
        Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

        Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
        Ok, really? Is this one very long elaborate joke? If it isn't, I have only one thing to say to rapist sympathizers/victim condemners: I hope God sends someone to fistpiffle your assholes until they bleed. Then you have to marry them.
        Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
        piffle YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        All of your one-liner sentiments have been presented and answered in this thread. Please read a thread before posting.

        Now, can you read the post I linked for you and then tell me what is flawed with our reasoning?
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263

          #1894
          Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

          Originally posted by speaks through me View Post
          piffle YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          And another "intelligent" atheist bites the dust

          Don't blame the rapist, blame the lifestyle choices.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • gods little girl
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2010
            • 1

            #1895
            Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

            i have a really big question that i want all of u to think about be for u answer, cuz its really important for your salvation, im pritty shure god has the same question.

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263

              #1896
              Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

              Originally posted by gods little girl View Post
              i have a really big question that i want all of u to think about be for u answer, cuz its really important for your salvation, im pritty shure god has the same question.
              What is the question then?

              We would love to help you become a True Christian as well so that you too can be free of sin and go to Heaven.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22
              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • JenniMae
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jan 2010
                • 3

                #1897
                Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                Now I've been following this thread for just a little while, but it sure aggravates me that so many of y'all are such an ignorant and closed-minded bunch! I, too, sadly fell to the likes of sin a few years back--dressing in clothes of an unrespectable nature that just screamed promiscuity! Fortunately, I was raped and am now married to that same man, who is a wonderfully loving husband and father! I thank the Lord Almighty every waking day of my life for showing me the light and saving my immortal soul! We now have three beautiful daughters together, and I'll make sure to teach them right and keep them on His side, or else they'll just have to learn the hard way later on! Keep up the excellent advice, LandoverBaptist!

                Platonic love,
                JenniMae

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22363

                  #1898
                  Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                  Hello JenniMae, did your husband give you permission to post here? Why did you not give him any sons?
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • JenniMae
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 3

                    #1899
                    Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Hello JenniMae, did your husband give you permission to post here? Why did you not give him any sons?
                    Hi there, Cranky Old Man, why the hostility? Did I do or say anything to offend You? And are you doubting the command of God for me to have whatever children He allows me to have?

                    Platonic love,
                    JenniMae

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22363

                      #1900
                      Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                      Originally posted by JenniMae View Post
                      Hi there, Cranky Old Man, why the hostility? Did I do or say anything to offend You?
                      I am not hostile, I am just asking if your husband gave you permission to be here. Since you avoided my question I think we all know the answer now.

                      Originally posted by JenniMae View Post
                      And are you doubting the command of God for me to have whatever children He allows me to have?
                      Did you pray to Jesus Christ for sons every day after you got married? It is a woman's duty to give her husband sons, you obviously failed at that. And why did you have sex only 3 times?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22363

                        #1901
                        Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                        Originally posted by JenniMae View Post
                        Hi there, Cranky Old Man, why the hostility? Did I do or say anything to offend You?
                        And it is you who are hostile: "y'all are such an ignorant and closed-minded bunch".
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • JenniMae
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3

                          #1902
                          Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          And it is you who are hostile: "y'all are such an ignorant and closed-minded bunch".
                          Wow, arguing with an old crank such as yourself is no longer fun...I only meant to inspire the good word of Jebus.

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2025
                            • 15118

                            #1903
                            Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                            Originally posted by JenniMae View Post
                            Wow, arguing with an old crank such as yourself is no longer fun...I only meant to inspire the good word of Jebus.
                            You just earned yourself a nice Shiny Infraction Missy.
                            Show respect to our True Christian(tm) Congregation or get out.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22363

                              #1904
                              Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                              Originally posted by JenniMae View Post
                              Wow, arguing with an old crank such as yourself is no longer fun...I only meant to inspire the good word of Jebus.
                              So if I repeat your own words, it is no longer "fun"? Then why did you write them down in the first place?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Gabriel Reproba
                                Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2479

                                #1905
                                Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                And it is you who are hostile: "y'all are such an ignorant and closed-minded bunch".
                                Not to defend an unsaved heathen, but I have another take on this. It appears that she was referring to those posters who were attacking God's Law when she said this, not to us True Christians™. That she did not make this clear is yet another sign that she did not have her posts approved by her husband. Her words are as muddled as her pretty little female mind.
                                Yours In Christ,

                                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                                Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                                Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                                Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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