AITA for calling my daughter a godless fatty?

[Madame Frottage]

My daughter Kim is what I can describe a huge disappointment. Instead of being blessed with a demure yet alluring, but not whorish enough to turn off a good Christian man, I got an insolent, wayward, sexually questionable thingamajig of a what I can only call female based on presumably anatomically correct lady bits (assuming she hasn't changed that). I am contemplating disowning her, and writing her off as spoiled goods, no good to the Frottage family name.

Please help direct me in this matter, Landover. I wanted to be a good father, guided by God, but look at it, is she wearing burqa? That scowl won't charm any self respecting man who loves Jesus.

[Basilissa]

What's an aita? Did you misspell Aida? In that case, the lady on the photo seems to have chest wide enough for an opera singer, to help her carry her voice, but is her voice good enough?

Also, are you sure this is your daughter and not your wife or mother? How old is she? That second chin takes decades to develop.

[Madame Frottage]

AITA is an acronym for Am I The Asshole?

I had her in the 80's so she's roughly in her 40's, and I mean rough! But I can't say I'm surprised. I conceived her at a time I was deeply lonely and wanted anyone in my life, so I hired a mail order bride, who went by the name of Ora Fuss, using my delivery connections. We wed, had Kim, and well...I had to ship Ora back, she just wasn't right with Jesus and I should have thought of that before I did the sacred deed with her.

[carolofthehells]

Dear Sister Madame, I understand your concern, but I encourage you to look at the bright side. Your skank daughter would make the perfect bride for a minister, as with her at his side, he wouldn't feel a quarter teaspoon of guilt about having physical communion with the underage members of his congregation.

God bless 😻😻😻

[Madame Frottage]

I'm sorry Carol, you really are quite thick. This is my deceased son's daughter, not mine! Quincy ...had some interesting partners before he passed, not that I could highly approve, he made his choices. I don't know where Kim is now, and I don't care. Probably sitting in front of a metro entrance juggling bean bags.

[MitzaLizalor]

Mrs Bells may not have been here at the time of your loss. So can I just get this straight:
Ora is your daughter-in-law
Kim is your granddaughter

1. Concerning the bean bag juggling, the ones I see are usually painted (e.g. gold) and wearing considerably less. Kim wouldn't earn much I fear and her unusual dress choice, if that's what she normally wears, would get in the way of the bags. Unless she's doing it on a unicycle perhaps.

2. Has anything been left to Ora in your son's will? Probate can be tricky in these situations but perhaps if you contacted the deaconess she could have a word with the Pastors and they may be able to help.

[Cranky Old Man]

My daughter Kim is what I can describe a huge disappointment.

Duh! Daughters are a disappointment by definition for not being sons. All they are good for is cleaning, cooking, and making soldiers for Christ. And usually they are horrible at those things as well. God clearly created women to make us suffer.

[Madame Frottage]

Would it be appropriate say I feel disappointed in my deceased son for siring this creature who looks a bit like a bean bag herself?

[Cranky Old Man]

No

[MitzaLizalor]

I'm sorry, I'm having trouble following. Which one is juggling? Ora or Kim? And what is the other one doing?