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  • Bob4God
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    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #1

    URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

    No wonders the world is in such a sorry shape!

    I was browsing this afternoon for True Christian definitions of things I find offensive when I came across this web page called "Urban Dictionary." Apparently, it's a place where folks make definitions for modern slang.

    You would not believe the number of sex-related entries on that website! Looking at it for five minutes had me sick to my stomach! Of course I kept reading, and I discovered that not only do they supply graphic and perverted descriptions of unimaginable debauchery, but they also provide pictures and sounds!

    They also engage in online sexual fantasy role playing, where at the bottom of a definition they have two or three characters having a real conversation to teach the reader how to use the word in question. These are always graphic and perverted, and designed to make kids fornicate with each other.

    It doesn't end at sex though, as they also provide descriptions and instructions for making drugs, summoning demons, making fun of Republicans, building bombs and disrespecting parents!

    You ought to see what they say about Christianity! (Don't actually look, it's a very bad website.)

    Of course if you look up Wicca, homosexuality, atheism, liberalism or Barack Obama they have nothing but praise to offer.

    PARENTS: Do NOT allow your children to look at the Urban Dictionary! Block it from your computer!

    We need to get organized and start working to get Urban Dictionary taken off the internet!

    May GOD keep your families safe!


    True Christian: Urban Dictionary is evil, and the Bible tells us to separate ourselves from evils.

    Sinner: You have opened my eyes, I want to give my life to JESUS today and never look at Urban Dictionary again!

    True Christian: Amen!
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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

    "Urban" is usually synonymous with "degenerate", and that's definitely the case here. You would not believe the depravity those folks get up to with teacups!
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • the two
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      • Dec 2010
      • 1

      #3
      Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

      Not to be a downer in this hate-fest, but may I remind you:

      "Judge not, lest ye be judged" - Matthew 7:1

      I'm sure your God would be proud of your blathering condemnation of things you do not agree with.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22363

        #4
        Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

        Originally posted by the two View Post
        Not to be a downer in this hate-fest, but may I remind you: "Judge not, lest ye be judged" - Matthew 7:1 I'm sure your God would be proud of your blathering condemnation of things you do not agree with.
        The Bible is much larger than just Matthew 7:1. Also we do not mind being judged as we are free of sin.

        Why we must judge you to save your soul:
        • Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
        • John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
        • 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

        We are sin free:
        • 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
        • Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"
        • 1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."
        Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 12-24-2010, 11:16 PM. Reason: Typo
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
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          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #5
          Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

          Urban dictionary? No wonder it's so full of sex and drugs. It must be run by negroes. That's what happens when you let a "booty"-obsessed, hip-hop, gangsta rap race have their own place on the internet. A veritable cyber Sodom & Gomorrah.

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          • Nobar King
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            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

            An urban dictionary doesn't sound like it would be published by a notable publisher.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • krankenheim
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              • Dec 2010
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              #7
              Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              Urban dictionary? No wonder it's so full of sex and drugs. It must be run by negroes. That's what happens when you let a "booty"-obsessed, hip-hop, gangsta rap race have their own place on the internet. A veritable cyber Sodom & Gomorrah.
              Rev. Jim Osborne, are you serious? REALLY. Are you that small minded that you would say such garbage? People like YOU make Christianity look very bad.

              When I first read your post I figured this surely had to be a Facebook user making up something to make it look like you. But, the account it was posted from shows over 6,000 posts. So, I guess you really are serious.

              RUN BY NEGROES?

              What gives you the right to categorize and judge people in this way? Who the [OBSCENITY REMOVED] are YOU?

              You know, this is America, and in it sometimes the [OBSCENITY REMOVED] get to win because this is America. So, continue to say what you want on your forums for the Landover Baptist Church because you have the right to do so. But don't think that saying things like this will be taken lightly by everyone else because it won't.

              P.S. The smiles and and ... and a few others are just as downright nauseating as you are.

              P.P.S. If you consider the internet a "veritable cyber Sodom & Gomorrah" then please explain what you are doing using it? Hypocritical much?
              Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 12-24-2010, 11:33 AM. Reason: Made Post More Church-Friendly

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              • Lycia The Repentant
                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 2019

                #8
                Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

                Originally posted by krankenheim View Post
                Rev. Jim Osborne, are you serious? REALLY. Are you that small minded that you would say such garbage? People like YOU make Christianity look very bad.
                So what is it exactly that made the Godly Rev. Osborne look bad? Was it the fact that he was pointing out the vile and disgusting nature of that site? Because I didn't think anything he said could be constituted as "garbage".

                "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?" Galatians 4:16

                When I first read your post I figured this surely had to be a Facebook user making up something to make it look like you. But, the account it was posted from shows over 6,000 posts. So, I guess you really are serious.
                Everything we say here is as serious as the Bible itself.

                RUN BY NEGROES?
                To be fair, we don't know for sure that it's run by negroes, just that there is a lot of evidence to point to that conclusion. People in the "hip-hop" community are generally negroes, and "rappers" are generally interested in sinful behavior like fornication and drug-use. Therefore, its a pretty fair assumption that urban dictionary is run by negroes.

                What gives you the right to categorize and judge people in this way? Who the -vulgarity removed- are YOU?
                We are True Christians™ and God has not only given us the right to judge, He has actually commanded that we do so.

                "Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." Leviticus 19:15

                "The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment." Psalm 37:30

                "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment." John 7:24

                You know, this is America, and in it sometimes the -vulgarity removed- get to win because this is America. So, continue to say what you want on your forums for the Landover Baptist Church because you have the right to do so. But don't think that saying things like this will be taken lightly by everyone else because it won't.


                Thanks! We will.

                By the way, thank you for your persecution, it only proves we are blessed.

                "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12

                P.S. The smiles and and ... and a few others are just as downright nauseating as you are.
                Whats wrong with those smilies?

                P.P.S. If you consider the internet a "veritable cyber Sodom & Gomorrah" then please explain what you are doing using it? Hypocritical much?
                Rev. Jim specifically stated that urban dictionary is a cyber Sodom and Gomorrah (which it obviously is), not that the internet is (though most of it is comparable). Praise Jesus you've managed to find one of the few sites that isn't sinful though! Maybe you'll learn something about getting Saved©.
                "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                • writestuff
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                  • Dec 2010
                  • 1

                  #9
                  Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

                  1. URBAN wasn't a hint at the content?
                  2. Did you use any of the definitions from the site in what you were referencing? Something tells me you did. Even if you didn't, thank you UD for pointing this "unimaginiably" narrow minded individual out.

                  It's a funny site. Period. There's no hidden agenda behind it. People will do what they will and behave how they always have and don't have to pretend to be high and mighty. When generations look back on the evolution of their people, UD will be part of it. If no one had thought to write down the "depravity" of Sodom and Gomorrah, there'd be no one like you to compare all of us to in the name of God and all that is "holy".

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                  • Iamacat
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                    • Dec 2010
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                    #10
                    Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

                    Now, I don't mean to sounds cruel by any means, for I am a christian myself. Although I respect your way of life, I do not agree with it.

                    I think that we're going at this the wrong way... American's aren't high and mighty, and we are not God's chosen people. In fact no one is, none of us have the right to judge, and you might tell me that the bible says otherwise, but the bible also says we can own slaves, and sell our on daughters into slavery, the bible is a great guide for our morals and beliefs, not on how we behave in everyday life. This is just my opinion on the matter.

                    Urban Dictionary isn't holy, and neither are you. So please, everyone if we could all just stop being... silly and let everyone go on with their lives.

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                    • Rev. L. J. Cutler
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                      • Dec 2010
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                      #11
                      Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      An urban dictionary doesn't sound like it would be published by a notable publisher.
                      By no means, brother. I can't imagine how many children have been corrupted by such filth. Crackheads such as the writers of that site need to get off of the internet and let the intelligent, reserved, self-controlled mature men have their own serious conversations. The world wide internet is no place for anarchistic atheist negros.

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                      • Serpent
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 44

                        #12
                        Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

                        Originally posted by Iamacat View Post
                        Now, I don't mean to sounds cruel by any means, for I am a christian myself. Although I respect your way of life, I do not agree with it.

                        I think that we're going at this the wrong way... American's aren't high and mighty, and we are not God's chosen people. In fact no one is, none of us have the right to judge, and you might tell me that the bible says otherwise, but the bible also says we can own slaves, and sell our on daughters into slavery, the bible is a great guide for our morals and beliefs, not on how we behave in everyday life. This is just my opinion on the matter.

                        Urban Dictionary isn't holy, and neither are you. So please, everyone if we could all just stop being... silly and let everyone go on with their lives.
                        Wait....how can you be a christian if you dont take the bible seriously.

                        you are worse than these people.

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                        • GOD=life
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                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3263

                          #13
                          Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

                          Originally posted by Iamacat View Post
                          In fact no one is, none of us have the right to judge
                          False, we do have that right: John 7:24

                          Originally posted by Iamacat View Post
                          and you might tell me that the bible says otherwise
                          Yes, because as Christians we follow the Bible. Are you saying that Christians should discard the Bible??

                          Originally posted by Iamacat View Post
                          but the bible also says we can own slaves, and sell our on daughters into slavery
                          Yes, so? If that's what the Bible says then that's what Christianity is about. Who are you to say differently?

                          Originally posted by Iamacat View Post
                          the bible is a great guide for our morals and beliefs
                          So you find moral guidance in a book that you think we can own slaves and sell our daughters into slavery? Interesting morals you have...

                          Originally posted by Iamacat View Post
                          not on how we behave in everyday life
                          So we should just discard how the Bible says we should behave in everyday life? Then what's the point of even calling yourself Christian??

                          Originally posted by Iamacat View Post
                          So please, everyone if we could all just stop being... silly and let everyone go on with their lives.
                          Yes, let's all just stop signing up to Christian forums to harass Christians and force our misguided atheist morals down their throats. Excellent idea, pal! How about you start first?
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                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22
                          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • David.
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                            • Dec 2010
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                            #14
                            Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            The Bible is much larger than just Matthew 7:1. Also we do not mind being judged as we are free of sin.

                            Why we must judge you to save your soul:
                            • Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
                            • John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
                            • 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

                            We are sin free:
                            • 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
                            • Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"
                            • 1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."
                            I have some questions about these quotations, so that I can truly understand the spirit with which they're seen.

                            Leviticus 19:15:

                            The full quotation reads (and I must quote the full, and read the preceding and following so I understand the context with which the quotation is used... we all know how some people bend words to their own ends):

                            Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                            The emphasis, in my eyes, seems to be on "in righteousness, shalt thou". That judging is to be done is without question, but judging must be made in righteousness, and this judgement must also "do no unrighteousness".

                            Have I misinterpreted?

                            John 7:24

                            Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                            To me this firstly states to not judge by what something initially appears to be, but when judging we must give proper judgment. Like not being misled by appearances, yes?

                            and 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 is about spreading the word of Jesus, yes?

                            1st John 4:7 states that walking in the light means we have been cleansed of sin, but 1st John 4:8 says: If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. I must admit I am confused about this part. I do not understand it. What does it mean?

                            I am probably wrong about Revelations 1:5 being more a description of what Jesus has done, moreso than a statement about whether or not we are currently free from sin. What is the right way to see it?

                            1st John 3:9 says: Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

                            Is the distinction made by action? 1st John 3:2 begins with: Beloved, now are we the sons of God... Does this mean we are all, intially, born of God? Or are we sometimes born of the devil and are bound to commit sin?

                            Thank you for your consideration.

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                            • Gabriel Reproba
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                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2479

                              #15
                              Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism!

                              From the Urban Black Dictionary itself:

                              Urban:
                              1. marketing term used to hide the fact they are focusing on a racial group
                              2. black people or other minority

                              Alternate definition:

                              1. Urban means relating to or concerned with a city or densely populated area, The term is exploited by corporations such as MTV to refer to black music/culture, without mentioning race.

                              Now whow as upset that we equated "urban" with "of the negroid culture?"
                              Yours In Christ,

                              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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