[Little Thoughts]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

First explain to me how i am a pervert? If anyones a pervert here its everyone else on this website who agrees that daughters should be inpregnanted to spawn a child if the wife is barren..

PLEASE girls should be raped, beaten, dismissive.

I came here to learn your ways yet you do nothing to support it... and you alone, everyone else has been quite kind and informative but you are just instantly rude.

Do you even read the comments or do you just expect everyone is wrong...

OH AND BTW THE EARTH IS ROUND!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

First explain to me how i am a pervert? If anyones a pervert here its everyone else on this website who agrees that daughters should be inpregnanted to spawn a child if the wife is barren..

PLEASE girls should be raped, beaten, dismissive.

I came here to learn your ways yet you do nothing to support it... and you alone, everyone else has been quite kind and informative but you are just instantly rude.

Do you even read the comments or do you just expect everyone is wrong...

OH AND BTW THE EARTH IS ROUND!

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Jonesey]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

I am very worried about this. Obviously as an unmarried woman I do not engage in sexual relations, and am a virgin (nobody believes me, but that's because they judge everybody by their own deviant standards), and, again, obviously I don't masturbate. I wouldn't even know how. I have never even played Angry Birds.

But of course, one day I will be married and have to do my wifely duties and now, not only am I worried about Satan trying to make me come like some kind of whorish slut from Eastern Europe taking two men's seed at once like you sometimes see on the internet when the devil gives you pop ups, I am worried he might attack me in my sleep with his evil dreams. And it just seems kind of blasphemous to hit myself in the privates with the sacred word of God.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

I am very worried about this. Obviously as an unmarried woman I do not engage in sexual relations, and am a virgin (nobody believes me, but that's because they judge everybody by their own deviant standards), and, again, obviously I don't masturbate. I wouldn't even know how. I have never even played Angry Birds.

But of course, one day I will be married and have to do my wifely duties and now, not only am I worried about Satan trying to make me come like some kind of whorish slut from Eastern Europe taking two men's seed at once like you sometimes see on the internet when the devil gives you pop ups, I am worried he might attack me in my sleep with his evil dreams. And it just seems kind of blasphemous to hit myself in the privates with the sacred word of God.

Well if you start to think naughty things whit your private parties try to remind this:

Matthew 5:8
Blessed are the PURE in heart: for they shall see God.

Because hit youselve 'down under' whit the bible is no necesary if you let youselve be penetrate by Matthew 5:8 first. I think anyway.

YIC, Mari

[Jonesey]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Well if you start to think naughty things whit your private parties try to remind this:

Matthew 5:8
Blessed are the PURE in heart: for they shall see God.

Because hit youselve 'down under' whit the bible is no necesary if you let youselve be penetrate by Matthew 5:8 first. I think anyway.

YIC, Mari

Hmmm, I would like to think that will be sufficient, but the devil is pretty powerful. And then, what if he inflicts me with some weird perversion where I actually enjoy being hit in the lady garden with a bible? That sounds like the kind of thing that the papists would do. Frankly, this whole area is a bit of a minefield.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Hmmm, I would like to think that will be sufficient, but the devil is pretty powerful. And then, what if he inflicts me with some weird perversion where I actually enjoy being hit in the lady garden with a bible? That sounds like the kind of thing that the papists would do. Frankly, this whole area is a bit of a minefield.

Yes it is a minefield. But as long that we keep the fockus correct there can be no danger of inmorality. I'm virgin too and will be one until that I marry whit a husband, and I know there can be times well....I usually blame it on too tight underwears and go change. I think is best to pray a lot when the garden feel a little too tropical.

YIC, Mari.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Hmmm, I would like to think that will be sufficient, but the devil is pretty powerful. And then, what if he inflicts me with some weird perversion where I actually enjoy being hit in the lady garden with a bible? That sounds like the kind of thing that the papists would do. Frankly, this whole area is a bit of a minefield.

Well said.

Feel free to ignore the darkies. She doesn't know what she's saying half the time.

[Jonesey]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Yes it is a minefield. But as long that we keep the fockus correct there can be no danger of inmorality. I'm virgin too and will be one until that I marry whit a husband, and I know there can be times well....I usually blame it on too tight underwears and go change. I think is best to pray a lot when the garden feel a little too tropical.

YIC, Mari.

Hmmmm, sound advice. Maybe I should just not wear underwear at all, you know, in case it is too tight? No, actually, that's a stupid idea.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Hmmmm, sound advice. Maybe I should just not wear underwear at all, you know, in case it is too tight? No, actually, that's a stupid idea.

If is very hot and topical and you wearing long light pretty summer dress...nobody will know.

But yes, probably a silly idea this. I wouldn't know about that of course.

[Jonesey]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

If is very hot and topical and you wearing long light pretty summer dress...nobody will know.

But yes, probably a silly idea this. I wouldn't know about that of course.

Where does the bible stand on women and underwear?

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Where does the bible stand on women and underwear?

Dear Friend,

I know it is against women.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Where does the bible stand on women and underwear?

I have no been able find nothing mentioning underwears in the Bible but maybe they use another word i the KJV1611 cos is very old-fashion type of words they use so maybe we can wear what we want for underwear or it mean perhaps that we mustn't wear any underwears never although I'm sure that can no be the case because there are times when we just really absolutely need wear underwears but of course I usually wear underwears all the time so I'm no sure how to answer you the question.

YIC, Mari

[Jonesey]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Dear Friend,

I know it is against women.

Yours in Him,
BAB

Oh yes, I know that I am inferior to men, but does that mean I should or shouldn't have underwear? Or does God not really care either way? Or is it up to my father?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Oh yes, I know that I am inferior to men, but does that mean I should or shouldn't have underwear? Or does God not really care either way? Or is it up to my father?

The more layers between your cooter and Jesus the better.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

I have no been able find nothing mentioning underwears in the Bible but maybe they use another word i the KJV1611 cos is very old-fashion type of words they use so maybe we can wear what we want for underwear or it mean perhaps that we mustn't wear any underwears never although I'm sure that can no be the case because there are times when we just really absolutely need wear underwears but of course I usually wear underwears all the time so I'm no sure how to answer you the question.

YIC, Mari

Oops. Can I just apologize for this post cos it got me a perv award now, and of course I'm no pervertida at all, I was only thinking about the question but of course maybe that's no my department. Im just glad I wasn't talk about my underwears in more details, especially the expensive silk ones, so I apologize for rasing blood pressures of some moderators here by talking about underwears and if we sometimes shouldn't wear them.

SORRY.

YIC, Mari.