[Boudica]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

That's the fault of you. not the orgasms. you picked a terrible partner. My girlfriend and I, we have sex often, I make her <sinful demonic speak deleted>. But at the same time, we have a good relationship based on real things, sex is a bonus, but neither of us would leave the relationship without it. It's just about finding a compatible partner.

(This is a male friend of Boudica posting on her account, I see no reason to make my own to associate with you limp-dick Christ fags.)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

(This is a male friend of Boudica posting on her account, I see no reason to make my own to associate with you limp-dick Christ fags.)

Right, sure. We believe you have a boyfriend Boudica.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

I am so glad you have had a happy and fulfilling marriage. Of course, the only reason she is still with you is probably because she'll get sent to hell or some kind of shenanigans for divorce, because obviously we don't care about the happiness of those we love.

As I said before there is absolutely no need for a woman to have an orgasm. Some things I believe God gave us but it does not mean we have to use them. He gave me nipples, do I use them? no!

My wife is content with not having an orgasm when we have sex. She is a good Christian woman and is happy because she has Jesus in her life. Just today I heard her talking to her girl buddy and explaining that she is ok with having joyless sex we me because she has her 'Special Friend'.
She is a good woman.

YiC

Jack

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Ugghhhh, how many times do I have to repeat myself to the ignorant unsaved masses?!?

Sex is not meant to be enjoyed. It is meant for making new little soliders for Christ!

How to have True Christian Relations

Women should cut a 2" x 2" hole in a plain white sheet where your "naughty area" is. Place the sheet over your entire body, including your face.

Tell your husband in a loving voice that you are ready. He should then climb on you and do his business. It is best if you try to hold your breath and never utter a sound. If it's really unpleasant say your favorite Scripture in your head over and over until your husband has finished his GODLY deed.

When he is done (it should never take more than 3 minutes) thank him for his seed and then get up and go clean your self up. Then go make him a sandwich, drink and a piece of pie. I'm sure he'll have worked up an appetite

***here is also some excellent advice

Helpful,

Sister Thumper

[TheySoldHollywood69]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

It should only take 3 minutes because that's all the longer that "True Christian" men can go for. That's pathetic

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

It should only take 3 minutes because that's all the longer that "True Christian" men can go for. That's pathetic

Dear Friend,

"True Christians™ do it for Eternity!"

Yours in Him,
bab <-- Put The Bumper Sticker on God's Cadillac

[biblethump]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

"Women take note. If you ever feel pleasure while being intimate it is SATAN or his DEMONS causing the sensations!"


dear daisy,
Disgusting rant deleted.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

"Women take note. If you ever feel pleasure while being intimate it is SATAN or his DEMONS causing the sensations!"


dear daisy,
Disgusting rant deleted.

You have a foul mouth like a juggaloser.

[TheSwedishDude]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

So it's O.K. for men to feel pleasure. But if a woman feels it... It's satan? Errrr yeah that does not make a whole lot of sence to me. feel free to explain your theory.

[Unrepenting Sinner]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

This is just a justification for all of these "righteous" people here to suck in bed. *PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL DELETED*

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

This is just a justification for all of these "righteous" people here to suck in bed.

No, that's not allowed either.

[Little Thoughts]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Men experience pleasure though? If GOD didnt want man and wife to feel pleasure during intercourse than why must a man feel pleasure to ejaculate?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Men experience pleasure though? If GOD didnt want man and wife to feel pleasure during intercourse than why must a man feel pleasure to ejaculate?

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, pervert? I don't even know how a young girl like you would know words like that.

God uses us in His own ways.

Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

[Little Thoughts]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

I am no pervert, i may not be using your words but i am using the ones i know and none of them to me are perverted... why would you report me for such a thing when i didnt even know you would take offence.

Do not call me a pervert.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

I am no pervert, i may not be using your words but i am using the ones i know and none of them to me are perverted... why would you report me for such a thing when i didnt even know you would take offence.

Do not call me a pervert.

Dear Pervert;

This is a Christian forum, not a masturbation website for perverts like you. Drop to your knees for Jesus, and do it now before He decides to kill you and send you to hell.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel