[Meek and Humble]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

(how can you say this? i have been baptized and confirmed in my church, guaranteeing me a spot in heaven. let me rephrase, i have read the bible before, and go to church twice a year.)

What does being baptized or being confirmed have to do with being a Christian? Are you some kind of Catholic? Do you think parents putting a child too young to understand what's happening under a bit of water is what saves Him. Nope, sorry. You are following the traditions of humans instead of the Word of God. When you are saved, you do not sin again, ever.


1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

1 John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not.
3 John 11 He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

(i have received salvation)

Again, no, you haven't. You think being a part of a church makes you saved. To be saved, you need to follow the commands of Christ.

• Matthew 7:21 (part of the Sermon on the Mount): "Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of my Father who is in heaven."

• Romans 2:6,7; 13: "For he will repay according to each one's deeds. To those who by patiently doing good seek for glory and honor and immortality, he will give eternal life; for it is not those who hear the law who are just in the sight of God; rather, those who observe the law will be justified."

• Galatians 6:7b-9: "A man reaps what he sows. The one who sows to please his sinful nature, from that nature will reap destruction; the one who sows to please the Spirit, from the Spirit will reap eternal life. Let us not become weary in doing good, for at the proper time we will reap a harvest if we do not give up."

• 1 Corinthians 7: 19: "Circumcision means nothing and uncircumicsion means nothing; what matters is keeping God's commandments." (GOD DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CHURCHES RITUALS, BUT ON YOU FOLLOWING THE RULES OF THE BIBLE!)

• 2 Corinthians 5:10: "For we must all appear before the judgement seat of Christ; that every one may receive the things done is his body, according to that he hath done, whether it be good or bad."

• 1 Timothy 4:16: "Attend to yourself and to your teaching; persevere in both tasks, for by doing so you will save both yourself and those who listen to you." (GOD SAYS BY LEARNING THE BIBLE, YOU ARE SAVED)

• James 2 (excerpts): "... What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him? ... Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble. But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead? Was not Abraham our father justified by works, when he had offered Isaac his son upon the altar? Seest thou how faith wrought with his works, and by works was faith made perfect? ... Ye see then how that by works a man is justified."

• 1 John 2:3-7: "We know that we have come to know him if we obey his commands. The man who says, 'I know him,' but does not do what he commands is a liar, and the truth is not in him. But if anyone obeys his word, God's love is truly made complete in him. This is how we know we are in him: Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus did. Dear friends, I am not writing you a new command but an old one, which you have had since the beginning. This old command is the message you have heard."

• Revelation 2:23: "Then all the churches will know that I am he who searches hearts and minds, and I will repay each of you according to your deeds."

NOTHING about confirmation in the Bible.

(wasn't God the one to say a man shall not be imprisoned against his will?)

I don't know, was He? Because I am the one who quoted God's word. Can you do the same? Does it say that in the Bible?

(please don't include all the scriptures, just get to what you need to say)

NO! I don't care if you hate God's word, it is the ONLY thing that matters.

[Sinnercorey]

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I don't hate Gods words... I can't quote the bible because i don't know where anything is. My church reads from, uhh, sometype of book that takes excerpt from the bible and we read that. Even if you are saved, you still sin, that is the nature of man.

[Meek and Humble]

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I don't hate Gods words... I can't quote the bible because i don't know where anything is. My church reads from, uhh, sometype of book that takes excerpt from the bible and we read that.

Well, that proves that you attend a FAKE Christian church. Get out of there, fast, because they will drag your soul to hell! JESUS is very clear on the matter.

Revelation 22: 19 and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his part from the tree of life and from the holy city, which are written in this book.



You are not allowed to take ANYTHING out of the Bible. The reason your church does is probably because they don't want you to know what the Bible really says, since then you'd know they are liars trying to steal your money.

Even if you are saved, you still sin, that is the nature of man.

No. See, you are not looking to God's word for the answer. You are saying what YOU think sounds right. You are making yourself God, because you cannot accept that the Lord expects you not to sin. But that's the truth. Read the Bible and learn, don't just listen to false prophets.

1 John 3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning. No one who continues to sin has either seen him or known him.

1 John 2:3 We know that we have come to know him if we obey his commands.

1 John 2:4 The man who says, "I know him," but does not do what he commands is a liar, and the truth is not in him.

1 John 3:9 No one who is born of God will continue to sin, because God's seed remains in him; he cannot go on sinning, because he has been born of God.

3 John 1:11 Dear friend, do not imitate what is evil but what is good. Anyone who does what is good is from God. Anyone who does what is evil has not seen God.

[Boudica]

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Then am I dating Satan?

[Boudica]

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So...it's okay for men to orgasm, but not okay for women to? Then why would God make women capable of doing so?

And I'm pretty sure that during sex it's the man and what he's doing to the woman that creates the orgasm (it doesnt just happen out of nowhere laying in bed), so does that mean all you Christian men are Satan?

Why would God punish someone for having a good feeling? I wouldn't want to worship a god that doesn't allow you to enjoy the one life we have to live. Because after death, you're just going to feel the same thing you felt before you were born: nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ

[Meek and Humble]

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So...it's okay for men to orgasm, but not okay for women to? Then why would God make women capable of doing so?

Human beings are also made capable of their bowels falling out of their bodies. Do you want to experience that also?

And I'm pretty sure that during sex it's the man and what he's doing to the woman that creates the orgasm (it doesnt just happen out of nowhere laying in bed), so does that mean all you Christian men are Satan?

Not getting to enjoy sex is one of the punishment women bear because Eve ate of the forbidden fruit.

Genesis 3: 16 To the woman he said,
“I will make your pains in childbearing very severe;
with painful labor you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
and he will rule over you.”

Why would God punish someone for having a good feeling?

So if you get a good feeling from killing babies and raping the elderly, than it must be alright?

[Boudica]

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well since I'm not allowed to respond to the Pastor in my supercool private message, apparently I'll have to respond here.

Btw, I'm not an atheist, just agnostic. There's no proof God exists, so I live my life the way i choose to, and what happens, happens.


But the Bible is just a book like any other, and for all you know, it's fiction.

[Boudica]

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"Human beings are also made capable of their bowels falling out of their bodies. Do you want to experience that also?"

oh you mean a donkey punch?





"Genesis 3: 16 To the woman he said,
“I will make your pains in childbearing very severe;
with painful labor you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
and he will rule over you.” "

where does it say I can't orgasm? That just basically says we'll be punished through childbirth and stay faithful and only get horny for your husband. So long as you orgasm with your husband, what's the issue?

[Meek and Humble]

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Btw, I'm not an atheist, just agnostic. There's no proof God exists, so I live my life the way i choose to, and what happens, happens.

Agnostic is just a name for a cowardly atheist. If you don't believe in God 100%, you don't believe in Him at all.

But the Bible is just a book like any other, and for all you know, it's fiction.

For all YOU know perhaps. You have shown yourself to know very, very little on here so far.

[Meek and Humble]

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where does it say I can't orgasm? That just basically says we'll be punished through childbirth and stay faithful and only get horny for your husband. So long as you orgasm with your husband, what's the issue?

A process that involves physical pleasure at the beginning is NOT a punishment at all.

[J3sus1]

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Wow, you lot need to lighten up a bit...

Pervert speak deleted.

[Boudica]

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I don't believe in YOUR ridiculous god at all. But Athiests say that there is no god period, and I'm saying it's possible that a higher being exists, but if so he doesn't care what we do here on earth-so instead of repeatedly calling me things, how about you spend some of that time understanding what you're talking about before you go straight to insults?

[Jack O'fagan]

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And I'm pretty sure that during sex it's the man and what he's doing to the woman that creates the orgasm (it doesn't just happen out of nowhere laying in bed), so does that mean all you Christian men are Satan?

I think that you are making a huge generalisation here. A man needs to orgasm to procreate, a woman doesn't. It's totally unnecessary to the womans role of producing children for God.

Psalm 128.
Thy wife shall be as a fruitful vine by the sides of thine house: thy children like olive plants round about thy table.

Mrs O'fagan has been with me for 20 years now and during that time she has never once had an orgasm. There is no point, it would have just been a waste of both of our time. Time we could have dedicated to doing good work for Jesus.

YiC

Jack

[Boudica]

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Because your overclocked ape brain can possibly understand the grand scope of creation.

You obviously know everything there is to know, gods complete divine plan, and all about the opposite gender.

I am so glad you have had a happy and fulfilling marriage. Of course, the only reason she is still with you is probably because she'll get sent to hell or some kind of shenanigans for divorce, because obviously we don't care about the happiness of those we love.

Here's a fun thought for you. Jesus says we have to sell ALL OUR WORLDLY POSSESSIONS and give to the poor. I bet you haven't done that. And those that haven't will join me in the pit of hell. I'll will be glad to see you there.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Because your overclocked ape brain can possibly understand the grand scope of creation.

You obviously know everything there is to know, gods complete divine plan, and all about the opposite gender.

I am so glad you have had a happy and fulfilling marriage. Of course, the only reason she is still with you is probably because she'll get sent to hell or some kind of shenanigans for divorce, because obviously we don't care about the happiness of those we love.

Here's a fun thought for you. Jesus says we have to sell ALL OUR WORLDLY POSSESSIONS and give to the poor. I bet you haven't done that. And those that haven't will join me in the pit of hell. I'll will be glad to see you there.

We did. And Jesus thank us by making us even RICHER than before.

Take me personally, I only had $10,000 in savings when I came to Landover. Jesus laughs at chump change like that. However like the widow in the proverb I made my donation and Christ rewarded me ten fold.

As for marriage look at Jack and me. Jack has a twenty year marriage were his wife hasn't cum once in the time and they are still married. With me, my wife Trish couldn't get enough. Oh me and her fornicated all over the place, you name it. Wild, kinky but empty sex. She had just about every orgasm you could name. You know what happens to a hollow, sex based relationship like that? When Jesus called me to His loving arms Trish called me a "limp dick Jebus freak of a homo" and attacked me with a knife after I properly rebuked her for having a poison spewing sin cave between her legs.

That's what women's orgasms will get you friend.