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  • #121
    Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

    @James Dewitt My father told me that it is something that only happens in bad marriages.

    So if it never happened to you that is a good thing!
    I Jesus!

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    • #122
      Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

      Just a thought Ms. God-hates-shrimp.com
      Thats a picture of a Lobster.
      Just thought I would mention it...

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      • #123
        Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

        If you went to the website, you would learn the Bible condemns eating of all shellfish.

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        • #124
          Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

          Originally posted by blonde View Post
          Just a thought Ms. God-hates-shrimp.com
          Thats a picture of a Lobster.
          Just thought I would mention it...
          As you are wanting to get pedantic, it is actually a pic of Scampi, or Bay Prawn if you will, which is in the prawn/shrimp "family", where as a lobster is in the crayfish/crawdad "family".

          NEVER question a True Christian™ here, missy!

          YIC,

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          • #125
            Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

            Originally posted by blonde View Post
            Just a thought Ms. God-hates-shrimp.com
            Thats a picture of a Lobster.
            Just thought I would mention it...

            I know what a lobster is you unsaved whore bag. Sister Sue and I serve them to the men folk at our Platinum tithers only BBQ's.
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            • #126
              Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

              I always thought orgasms for women were the work of the Devil. I used to throttle Doris during the act so she had no chance of enjoying herself.

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              • #127
                Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                well, since men and women are equil, why are orgasms so bad? guys get em, they have to to reproduce. why is it so bad for a girl to?

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                • #128
                  Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                  Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
                  well, since men and women are equil, why are orgasms so bad? guys get em, they have to to reproduce. why is it so bad for a girl to?
                  The female orgasm isn't necessary for reproduction, obviously.
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                  • #129
                    Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                    Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
                    well, since men and women are equil, why are orgasms so bad? guys get em, they have to to reproduce. why is it so bad for a girl to?
                    Women who enjoy themselves during the act of procreation are whores! Sex is meant to produce little Soldiers for Christ and not for our enjoyment. Our bodies are NOT play grounds.

                    Enjoy HELL pervert!
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                    • #130
                      Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                      Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
                      well, since men and women are equil
                      oh you poor naive child.

                      Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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                      • #131
                        Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                        Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
                        well, since men and women are equil, why are orgasms so bad? guys get em, they have to to reproduce. why is it so bad for a girl to?
                        Here pervie, read this.

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                        • #132
                          Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                          Originally posted by tuckerton296 View Post
                          well, since men and women are equil, why are orgasms so bad? guys get em, they have to to reproduce. why is it so bad for a girl to?
                          Where does it say that in the Holy Word of God?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #133
                            Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                            @BibleThumpinBlonde What is an orgasm?
                            I Jesus!

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                            • #134
                              Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                              Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                              @BibleThumpinBlonde What is an orgasm?
                              The reason your horse was shot and your bicycle taken away!

                              YIC

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                              Just see what He offers me....
                              Down here my sins forgiven,
                              Up there a home in heaven
                              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                              • #135
                                Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                                Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                                The reason your horse was shot and your bicycle taken away!

                                YIC

                                Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
                                Wow...it seems that satan has many more ways to reach women than I thought.

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