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  • #61
    Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    That is correct. God created humans. But I think Satan invented orgasms to lure women into sin.

    Still not satisfying to me. Because orgasms occur naturally BECAUSE of sex (whether you want to orgasm or not), and assuming that through Intelligent Design God created the sexual act and everything He creates is perfect, why would he make it possible for women to orgasm and then claim it is Evil?
    Wouldn't it be by a flaw in His own design then?

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    • #62
      Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

      Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
      Why would God create women to have orgasms if it was evil?
      Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
      Why did God create sex pleasurable for women if it evil for women to orgasm?

      Just looking for satisfying answers.
      Whether an orgasm is created by Satan or God, it does not matter. Personally, I believe they are caused by demonic possession. I can tell you that any True Christian(tm) woman does not have an orgasm. My wife lies there like a cold, paralyzed fish and lets me do my Godly duty with her.

      So, even if God created orgasms, you are probably wondering why He created something so evil? The book of Isaiah tells us that God creates both good and evil...

      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

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      • #63
        Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        Whether an orgasm is created by Satan or God, it does not matter. Personally, I believe they are caused by demonic possession. I can tell you that any True Christian™ woman does not have an orgasm. My wife lies there like a cold, paralyzed fish and lets me do my Godly duty with her.

        So, even if God created orgasms, you are probably wondering why He created something so evil? The book of Isaiah tells us that God creates both good and evil...

        Okay, let's completely ignore the whether orgasms were created by God or Satan.
        Is it demonic posession when a man orgasms then?
        If not, please explain why.
        Last edited by Mrs. Rogers; 01-30-2010, 12:57 AM. Reason: Fixed quote tags

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        • #64
          Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

          Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post

          Okay, let's completely ignore the whether orgasms were created by God or Satan.
          Is it demonic posession when a man orgasms then?
          If not, please explain why.
          This is not a debate forum young lady.

          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
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          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #65
            Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

            I'm not debating. I am recently saved and a Baptist at my Baptist church. I'm simply seeking Enlightenment which you are denying me.
            These are true and honest questions.
            I don't fully understand they mysterious ways in which God works yet.

            So, if someone would be kind enough to answer my question, I would greatly appreciate it !

            And God doesn't like foul language, you should pray for forgiveness.

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            • #66
              Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

              Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
              I'm not debating. I am recently saved and a Baptist at my Baptist church. I'm simply seeking Enlightenment which you are denying me.
              These are true and honest questions.
              I don't fully understand they mysterious ways in which God works yet.

              So, if someone would be kind enough to answer my question, I would greatly appreciate it !

              And God doesn't like foul language, you should pray for forgiveness.
              Better keep a civil tongue in your head little girl. Didn't your father teach you to always be respectful to men, especially pastors?

              Now be a good little girl and go post your introduction as I have instructed you. The Bible says you have to obey my commands.

              Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
              13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #67
                Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                I don't believe I was being uncivil. But you are entitled to your opinion and I respect that.

                Anyway, I posted an introduction.

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                • #68
                  Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                  Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
                  Is it demonic posession when a man orgasms then?
                  No.

                  If not, please explain why.
                  Male orgasm produces the seed needed to build little Christian soldiers. Female orgasm, by comparison, is superfluous to GODLY conception requirements.
                  True Christians are Perfect!

                  Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                  Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                    No.


                    Male orgasm produces the seed needed to build little Christian soldiers. Female orgasm, by comparison, is superfluous to GODLY conception requirements.
                    That's not true, actually. It is proven that female orgasms help sperm travel through the uterus to the fallopian tubes to fertilize the egg, giving them the same biological purpose.

                    The merits of public school, you learn the facts of reproduction.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                      Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
                      The merits of public school, you learn the facts of reproduction.
                      Trust me, no Christian disputes that fact!

                      Also trust me that no True Christian father will send his child to a public school!
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22
                      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • #71
                        Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                        Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
                        It is proven that female orgasms help sperm travel through the uterus to the fallopian tubes to fertilize the egg, giving them the same biological purpose.
                        You just made that up. Women have been getting pregnant for millennia without having orgasms. There is no biological reason for a woman to have an orgasm.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                          It's not necessary, but it certainly contributes when it happens.

                          Use the google machine, it'll only support my claim.

                          Would you like some link to reliable sources?

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                          • #73
                            Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                            Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
                            Why would God create women to have orgasms if it was evil?

                            I would love an explanation.

                            GOD didn't give women the ability to ogasm... Satan did.

                            That is what this thread is all about you filthy little whore. I bet your dad is real proud of you.
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                            • #74
                              Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                              Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
                              Use the google machine, it'll only support my claim.
                              You should not believe everything you read on the Internet. It's usually best to use your own God given brain.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • #75
                                Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                                Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
                                That's not true, actually. It is proven that female orgasms help sperm travel through the uterus to the fallopian tubes to fertilize the egg, giving them the same biological purpose.
                                Any sperm that is assisted by female orgasm is, in my opinion, going to produce an army of simpering mummy's boys, all skinny legs and big scared eyes.

                                We want our children to be good, strong Christians; therefore it is better for sperm to make their own journey -- without the typically nagging interference of female orgasm.

                                The merits of public school, you learn the facts of reproduction.
                                I have seen only fiction within your posts, dear.
                                True Christians are Perfect!

                                Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                                Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                                For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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