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  • #76
    Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

    Originally posted by BrittanyKelton View Post
    That's not true, actually. It is proven that female orgasms help sperm travel through the uterus to the fallopian tubes to fertilize the egg, giving them the same biological purpose.

    The merits of public school, you learn the facts of reproduction.

    Young lady I did not realize there were any merits to a public school education. Your public schools are controlled by leftist that choose to destroy God's word. Public schools create femnazis, homers, and other undesirable demons. I see we may have another case of a "school" corrupting another young lady with their so called "science". Judging by you tone with the men of Landover, I suggest you learn this passage really well.

    1 Corinthians 11:3
    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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    • #77
      Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      I bet your dad is real proud of you.
      He's probably there when the orgasms happen, too!
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22       Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • #78
        Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

        You guys have your moral compasses all messed up! haha wow.. you guys are the opposite of Jesus teachings..im sorry.. but this is Sad to read.. And im Saved..

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        • #79
          Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

          Originally posted by Hebrew90 View Post
          You guys have your moral compasses all messed up! haha wow.. you guys are the opposite of Jesus teachings..im sorry.. but this is Sad to read.. And im Saved..
          We are following the Holy Bible to the letter. How can that be the opposite of Jesus teachings?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • #80
            Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

            Originally posted by Hebrew90 View Post
            You guys have your moral compasses all messed up! haha wow.. you guys are the opposite of Jesus teachings..im sorry.. but this is Sad to read.. And im Saved..
            You can't make such a claim without having read the KJV 1611 Bible.

            You will go to Hell with such an attitude. Please reconsider, friend.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22             Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • #81
              Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              You just made that up. Women have been getting pregnant for millennia without having orgasms. There is no biological reason for a woman to have an orgasm.
              During sex a woman has an Orgasm do to Muscle spasm in side her vaginal wall. the whole vagina is a muscle. same when a guy releases its the same effect that a woman has but more intense. You guys are idiots.

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              • #82
                Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                Originally posted by Hebrew90 View Post
                You guys are idiots.
                You are not a nice person.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • #83
                  Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                  Originally posted by Hebrew90 View Post
                  During sex a woman has an Orgasm do to Muscle spasm in side her vaginal wall. the whole vagina is a muscle. same when a guy releases its the same effect that a woman has but more intense. You guys are idiots.
                  Wait, you are posting erotic stories on a Christian forum AND calling Christians idiots?

                  You are one messed up child.
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22                   Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • #84
                    Re: Orgasm is a Natural Occurrence in the Human Body

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    Wait, you are posting erotic stories on a Christian forum AND calling Christians idiots?

                    You are one messed up child.
                    Erotic Stories?!?? these so called erotic stories are facts that actually a cure in the Human Body. Did you take Biology? people have known that for 100's of years people Like Sex because it feels good, the feels good part is a Orgasm i cant believe i have to explain this. Its just simple Biology..its how God made us..

                    -And i apologize for saying you guys are idiots.-

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                    • #85
                      Re: Orgasm is a Natural Occurrence in the Human Body

                      Originally posted by Hebrew90 View Post
                      And i apologize for saying you guys are idiots.
                      Thank you. Apology accepted.

                      No need for biology here. The Holy Bible contains everything we need.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #86
                        Re: Orgasm is a Natural Occurrence in the Human Body

                        Originally posted by Hebrew90 View Post
                        its how God made us..
                        God made sex for reproduction only. I you enjoy sex, you make God angry. You will not notice this right away, but it is "logged" so to speak and when you die, God will say "hey, on the 29th of January 2010, you did something sinful... you will go to Hell"

                        Or....... God can say "hey, on the 29th of January 2010 you logged in on Landover Baptist Forum and accepted the KJV 1611 Bible as the one true Word of God and accepted Jesus as your Savior. Please take the door to your right marked HEAVEN"
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22                         Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • #87
                          Re: Orgasm is a Natural Occurrence in the Human Body

                          Originally posted by Hebrew90 View Post
                          Erotic Stories?!?? these so called erotic stories are facts that actually a cure in the Human Body. Did you take Biology? people have known that for 100's of years people Like Sex because it feels good, the feels good part is a Orgasm i cant believe i have to explain this. Its just simple Biology..its how God made us..
                          True Christians(tm) do not like Sex "because it feels good." This is the reason we hate sex! We see it as a necessary evil when we want to make more Soldiers for Jesus. Remember, before the Fall of Man, there was no sex! Adam and Eve didn't have children in Paradise. This proves that sex is evil.

                          -And i apologize for saying you guys are idiots.-
                          That's nice of you.
                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

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                          • #88
                            Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                            Originally posted by Hebrew90 View Post
                            During sex a woman has an Orgasm do to Muscle spasm in side her vaginal wall. the whole vagina is a muscle. same when a guy releases its the same effect that a woman has but more intense. You guys are idiots.
                            You are the idiot, and you are a disgusting pervert! I know for a FACT that this has NEVER happened to MY wife!
                            Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                            • #89
                              Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                              Originally posted by Godfly View Post
                              You are the idiot, and you are a disgusting pervert! I know for a FACT that this has NEVER happened to MY wife!
                              So you admit you gave an orgasm to your wife?

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                              • #90
                                Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

                                Originally posted by The_Voice View Post
                                So you admit you gave an orgasm to your wife?
                                Of course not you retarded idiot. Which part of "NEVER" did you not get?
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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