[Brother Alex]

Re: Castrating my son?

I know we discussed that you had purchased the electric chastity belt but I might be concerned that your boy might start encouraging the gadget to activate as a substitute for masturbation.

Yes, that is indeed a good question. Also, even though he can't touch his tallywacker anymore I'm also worried that he might be secretly sodomizing himself.

Maybe I should just take him to the nearest horse ranch and get him castrated there like BelieverInGod suggested.

[Nobar King]

Re: Castrating my son?

I'm surprised that after all of this you haven't been able to scare this kid straight.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Castrating my son?

Yes, that is indeed a good question. Also, even though he can't touch his tallywacker anymore I'm also worried that he might be secretly sodomizing himself.

Maybe I should just take him to the nearest horse ranch and get him castrated there like BelieverInGod suggested.

I will only say that that it is your decision but I have to say I have always admired your patience and moderation in this matter.

Hebrews 10:36

For ye have need of patience, that, after ye have done the will of God, ye might receive the promise.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Castrating my son?

I'm surprised that after all of this you haven't been able to scare this kid straight.

I wonder about this as well. Brother Alex, have you taken him in for a good old fashioned exorcism? Perhaps this goes beyond the standard masturbation issues.

Although I am saving this thread for when we have to deal with the issue. Fortunately my boys do not go to public school where they would be told it's 'healthy & normal'

[ILOVEJ]

Re: Castrating my son?

Hello I. it is nice to see new people dropping in and JOINING our fellowship. We always like to meet the newest participants. We like to get to know the best and the brightest.Why not follow the prescribed practice by introducing yourself in the introduction forum. Tell everybody something about you.

Thank you, I have submited a introduction forum. Its a joy to meet you.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Castrating my son?

Brother Alex,

I wonder if you have thought of this technique. It would enable to cutting off his hands, but still allow full, undisturbed access to bible study, which is as we all know, of the utmost importance.

[Felicity]

Re: Castrating my son?

@wintersnow Would he be able to read that way?

[handmaiden]

Re: Castrating my son?

@wintersnow Would he be able to read that way?

That's usually how I read my Bible.

Myopically Yours,

Handmaiden

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Castrating my son?

@wintersnow Would he be able to read that way?

As he is old enough to succumb to the evils of masturbation, I appreciate that Brother Alex and the youngster's Pastor would have him knowing all Scripture by heart. The Bible Harness is wonderful as you can decide which page of the Good Book you want to immerse yourself in that day and just strap it to your face. Trust me, I have had to use it on several girls I counsel as to their wordly, secular thoughts have lead them astray, and it works a treat in curbing such desires. Not being able to even be influenced (as the harness is strapped quite tightly) by things of a secular worldly and of evil nature is the best medicine and as Jesus is the Dr prescribing it, all the better! PRAISE HIM!

YIC,

WS.

[Felicity]

Re: Castrating my son?

@wintersnow @handmaiden It's just that that Bible is so very close to his head. I would not be able to read it that way. Why not put the Bible on a jPod so he can listen to it?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Castrating my son?

@wintersnow @handmaiden It's just that that Bible is so very close to his head. I would not be able to read it that way. Why not put the Bible on a jPod so he can listen to it?

Brilliant idea Sister Felicity, but rather than remove the harness, the jPod could be an added enhancement to the immersion system; that way blocking out all worldly sights AND sounds!

The Lord I am sure is pleased with your words and works in his name!!

[Brother Alex]

Re: Castrating my son?

I wonder about this as well. Brother Alex, have you taken him in for a good old fashioned exorcism? Perhaps this goes beyond the standard masturbation issues.

Yes, I've been thinking about this too. It seems as he might be suffering from rectal demons of some sort so an exorcism might do the job. I'll discuss this with our pastor on Sunday and ask him if he's willing to help.

[Dirk]

Re: Castrating my son?

Yes, I've been thinking about this too. It seems as he might be suffering from rectal demons of some sort so an exorcism might do the job. I'll discuss this with our pastor on Sunday and ask him if he's willing to help.

And what is the outcome?

[Sidoain]

Re: Castrating my son?

For the 1st time in this forum, i bring you guys a verse.

Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Castrating my son?

For the 1st time in this forum, i bring you guys a verse.

Deuteronomy 23:1
He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Did your tallywacker fall off over the weekend from the AIDS?