[craycraymofo]

Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

Listen to me, and listen good. First of all, God is not female, ok???? That is just ridiculous!!!! Second, learn how to use the SHIFT key!! When talking about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, ALWAYS begin "Lord" with a CAPITAL "L", you hear? Third, don't put me in your silly little prayers to FALSE gods, got it??

hahahhahah. oh i laugh at your stupidity.

[Lisa H]

Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

Very true, God made everyone and loves everyone.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

Very true, God made everyone and loves everyone.

"Jesus does not hate anyone."

That's not true. God hates the sin AND the sinner, and Jesus is God (John 10:30 I and my Father are one.).

Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Please read the WHOLE Bible before it's too late.

Before you complain about the the fact that the verses I cited were from the Old Testament, as if that somehow makes them worthless, consider this:

In the Old Testament, it says that God hates "all workers of iniquity" (Ps 5:5).

In the New Testament, what does Jesus say that he is going to do to these workers of iniquity? Is he going to love them? Is he going to be their pal, and tell them that it's ok to be themselves? Let's see...

Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

I pray that you have found this enlightening.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands! mmm. No Thanks

Have fun in hell!

#4 Women are seduced into slutty behavior! Nothing like slutty behavior!

Have fun in hell!

#3 Internet turns women into lesbians! Postive effect of the internet

Have fun in hell!

#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet! Are you scared of girl power.

Girl power is an urban legend, I never met a girl with power, they are all weak in body and in spirit.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

Oh gosh, you have inspired me so much! thank you for that lovely post!

You're welcome!

[Ambiance]

Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

Unfortunately, feminist lesbians have seduced many men into changing laws and regulations, allowing women to perform all kinds of activities they were never supposed to perform. Activities like voting, driving cars and surfing on the Internet. This has created a disastrous situation in which women fill the Internet with senseless babbling, drawing away attention from the important issues men are trying to discuss! This has to end!

#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!
God is very clear on this. Women should just keep their yap shut and serve their husband! And how can they do this if they are yapping away on the Internet behind a computer?

• 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
• Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

#4 Women are seduced into slutty behavior!
Women should dress and behave like ladies. Unfortunately evil web sites like Harry Potter sites, Goth sites, Pokemon sites and Disney sites are seducing women to behave like sluts. Because of this, there are many slutty women behind webcams, on MSN, in forums and in chatrooms trying to seduce men into sinful behavior. They are dooming both the women and the men involved into eternal damnation to hell .

• 1 Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
• Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
• Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

#3 Internet turns women into lesbians!
Lesbians are actively abusing the internet to recruit new victims into lesbian behavior. Often they pretend to be sexist male pigs to create the fake impression that men can be something else than nice and friendly fellows. This way they turn innocent women away from men into lesbian behavior. The internet even promotes Lesbian sex in Church! It is very clear all our innocent women have to be protected from this by refusing them access to the Internet!

#2 Women are seduced to behave like witches!
The Internet is filled with evil false religions. This is not just harmful, it can be lethal! Women start reading about all kinds of dangerous rituals and lose their soul in the process. Hell is filled with victims of Wicca Internet sites.

• Deuteronomy 18:10-12 "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."
• Romans 1:25 "Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen."
• Mark 7:8 "For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do."

#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!
There are many many many many examples of women acting like complete idiots on the Internet.

• "Response to The Truth About Women" by Elizabeth the Feminazi Harlot.
• Leanneamanda explains "how to get laid" in a thread about how Christian woman should dress!
• Very dumb response to "Do woman have a soul?" by IamAHatemonger.
• Excellent proof women should not be allowed to vote by Pink Rose.
• Further proof that women are inferior.

A very stupid women who is about to lose an eye:

I can't agree more!

[craycraymofo]

Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

You're welcome!

sorry, but that was sarcasm.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

sorry, but that was sarcasm.

So was I my friend, so was I.

[craycraymofo]

Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

"Jesus does not hate anyone."

That's not true. God hates the sin AND the sinner, and Jesus is God (John 10:30 I and my Father are one.).



Please read the WHOLE Bible before it's too late.

Before you complain about the the fact that the verses I cited were from the Old Testament, as if that somehow makes them worthless, consider this:

In the Old Testament, it says that God hates "all workers of iniquity" (Ps 5:5).

In the New Testament, what does Jesus say that he is going to do to these workers of iniquity? Is he going to love them? Is he going to be their pal, and tell them that it's ok to be themselves? Let's see...



I pray that you have found this enlightening.

youre too hot to be a "pastor" ;D

[The_cheeseburger]

Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

I agree many women getting slutty when on the internet, but there might be a reason why that happens

[True Disciple]

Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

I agree many women getting slutty when on the internet, but there might be a reason why that happens

Yes. It's a combination of the large amounts of iniquity that flow through the veins of the internet, and the weaker nature of the woman, which causes her to be more susceptible to sin and thus more easily seduced.

[The_man]

Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

Unfortunately, feminist lesbians have seduced many men into changing laws and regulations, allowing women to perform all kinds of activities they were never supposed to perform. Activities like voting, driving cars and surfing on the Internet. This has created a disastrous situation in which women fill the Internet with senseless babbling, drawing away attention from the important issues men are trying to discuss! This has to end!

#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!
God is very clear on this. Women should just keep their yap shut and serve their husband! And how can they do this if they are yapping away on the Internet behind a computer?

• 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
• Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

#4 Women are seduced into slutty behavior!
Women should dress and behave like ladies. Unfortunately evil web sites like Harry Potter sites, Goth sites, Pokemon sites and Disney sites are seducing women to behave like sluts. Because of this, there are many slutty women behind webcams, on MSN, in forums and in chatrooms trying to seduce men into sinful behavior. They are dooming both the women and the men involved into eternal damnation to hell .

• 1 Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
• Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
• Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

#3 Internet turns women into lesbians!
Lesbians are actively abusing the internet to recruit new victims into lesbian behavior. Often they pretend to be sexist male pigs to create the fake impression that men can be something else than nice and friendly fellows. This way they turn innocent women away from men into lesbian behavior. The internet even promotes Lesbian sex in Church! It is very clear all our innocent women have to be protected from this by refusing them access to the Internet!

#2 Women are seduced to behave like witches!
The Internet is filled with evil false religions. This is not just harmful, it can be lethal! Women start reading about all kinds of dangerous rituals and lose their soul in the process. Hell is filled with victims of Wicca Internet sites.

• Deuteronomy 18:10-12 "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."
• Romans 1:25 "Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen."
• Mark 7:8 "For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do."

#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!
There are many many many many examples of women acting like complete idiots on the Internet.

• "Response to The Truth About Women" by Elizabeth the Feminazi Harlot.
• Leanneamanda explains "how to get laid" in a thread about how Christian woman should dress!
• Very dumb response to "Do woman have a soul?" by IamAHatemonger.
• Excellent proof women should not be allowed to vote by Pink Rose.
• Further proof that women are inferior.

A very stupid women who is about to lose an eye:

you're right, the only right women have is doing what they're told by their husbands

[Felicity]

Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

@The_man Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

[The_man]

Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

Yes. It's a combination of the large amounts of iniquity that flow through the veins of the internet, and the weaker nature of the woman, which causes her to be more susceptible to sin and thus more easily seduced.

yes that is correct my friend

[The_man]

Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

@The_man Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

I do see Jesus as a holy man, who can save us all, if we wanna believe. Because he died for those who believe. And I'm not here to debate.