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  • #226
    Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

    "Lesbians are actively abusing the internet to recruit new victims into lesbian behavior." HAHAHA!

    Everything written on this page is very sexist, and very ill informed.

    The internet's a tool in which you can learn just about anything. It's an example of the amazing things people can accomplish when we work together.

    The idea that women will somehow become more willing to sleep around by using the internet, but men won't, is ludicrous and moronic.

    Personally, I think you guys just don't like women, you're all homosexual.

    Sacrifice yourselves to God!

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    • #227
      Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

      Originally posted by iVotedPalinOnce View Post
      Everything written on this page is very sexist
      So? If you want politically correct you should go next door to the left-wing nut jobs.

      The internet's a tool in which you can learn just about anything.
      Why would women need to learn things on the Internet? They can learn everything they need to know about cleaning and cooking from their mother.

      Personally, I think you guys just don't like women
      Nonsense! I love my wife almost as much as I love Jesus!

      1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #228
        Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

        BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I got a 1590/1600 on my SAT, perfect scores on my math and writing GREs, 780/800 on my verbal GRE, and have made straight A's for 3 consecutive semesters in my mathematics PhD program (at an accredited state university). And you think women are too stupid to use the internet? Please don't make me laugh any more, my stomach hurts. Do you even realize that the first computer programmer, Ada Lovelace, was a woman? Actually, many of the first programmers were women (because the job was regarded as tedious).
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture only. --ADMIN

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        • #229
          Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

          You sir, are a fucking retard

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          • #230
            Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

            Originally posted by I1SFAG View Post
            You sir, are a piffleing retard
            Do you have anything to actually say or are you going to spew venom and hatred on God's favorite forums?

            Did you have any sort of plan in mind other than get banned quickly?
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • #231
              Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

              Originally posted by I1SFAG View Post
              You sir, are a piffleing retard
              Oh, what an informative post! I've learned so much since you've been here!

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              • #232
                Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                Originally posted by Estreya View Post
                BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I got a 1590/1600 on my SAT, perfect scores on my math and writing GREs, 780/800 on my verbal GRE,
                Oh, great. You've just demonstrated that you know how to pass useless tests which do not test anything except for the ability to take these tests. That plus your high scores in school most probably mean that you cannot function outside of the classroom. Wake up and get a life, before you get too old to enjoy it.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                 Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • #233
                  Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  Oh, great. You've just demonstrated that you know how to pass useless tests which do not test anything except for the ability to take these tests. That plus your high scores in school most probably mean that you cannot function outside of the classroom. Wake up and get a life, before you get too old to enjoy it.
                  Psst, Basilissa, she's probably a liar. Who in the world would really be that smart and yet reject Christ's Gift of Salvation?

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #234
                    Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    Oh, great. You've just demonstrated that you know how to pass useless tests which do not test anything except for the ability to take these tests. That plus your high scores in school most probably mean that you cannot function outside of the classroom. Wake up and get a life, before you get too old to enjoy it.
                    I totally agree with you, Sister Basilissa. Bragging about a bunch of numbers on a test doesn't please God. (Jeremiah 9:23)

                    It also doesn't impress any of the True Christian(tm) men. Most of them have PhDs or similar. Your intelligence is not proven with numbers on a test.

                    Prove you are intelligence by reading and quoting Scripture. It's the only way. (2 Timothy 3:16)

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                    • #235
                      Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      Psst, Basilissa, she's probably a liar. Who in the world would really be that smart and yet reject Christ's Gift of Salvation?

                      I am sure that you're right, Mrs. Etheldreda. Don't you think, though, that it could be possible that God has decided to make her delusional on purpose, in order to send her to Hell ( 2 Thessalonians 2:11-12)?
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • #236
                        Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                        I am sure that you're right, Mrs. Etheldreda. Don't you think, though, that it could be possible that God has decided to make her delusional on purpose, in order to send her to Hell ( 2 Thessalonians 2:11-12)?
                        Very possible, dear. You are quite insightful.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #237
                          Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          Very possible, dear. You are quite insightful.

                          Oh, you are too kind. I'll admit, though, that being sick gave me the opportunity to revisit some of my favorite passages of the Bible. I must say that I have found Isaiah to be especially inspirational (passages such as Isaiah 1:4, 3:24-26, 5: 25, 10:5-6, 14:21, 24:5-6). Isn't Isaiah just delightful?
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                           Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • #238
                            Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                            Originally posted by Estreya View Post
                            BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I got a 1590/1600 on my SAT, perfect scores on my math and writing GREs, 780/800 on my verbal GRE, and have made straight A's for 3 consecutive semesters in my mathematics PhD program (at an accredited state university).
                            While all that migth be impressive for a girl, any 6 year old boy could do the same thing with his eyes closed.

                            And you think women are too stupid to use the internet?
                            No. I know women are too stupid to use the Internet. And you just proved my point without even realizing it.

                            my stomach hurts
                            That is caused by unprotected sex. You need to marry your rapist ASAP. (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)

                            Do you even realize that the first computer programmer, Ada Lovelace, was a woman?
                            Of course! I am a man! I know everything! Do you also know it took 10 men 5 years to remove the bugs from the software Ada wrote to get the program to actually run?
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • #239
                              Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                              Did anyone ask for your opinion?
                              I smell denial
                              1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                              23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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                              • #240
                                Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                                Originally posted by crispybrain View Post
                                I smell denial
                                That's the ugly smell of brimstone, awaiting you in hell.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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