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  • Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

    you are not the only women on here and does your father watch you all the time make sure you dont do anything naughty

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    • Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

      Originally posted by Azazeal View Post
      you are not the only women on here and does your father watch you all the time make sure you dont do anything naughty
      That is very astute of you to notice Felicity is not the only woman here. I am here and are a True Christian™.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

        @Azazeal I never do anything naughty!
        I Jesus!

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        • Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

          What another great thread from landover. I'll show it to my wife later. She doesn't usually browse online and when she does it's only when I'm there with her because she's, for want of a better description, dumb, when it comes to technology. For example last year when we bought our first automatic washing machine, she didn't know how it worked. Unlike the brilliant American machines which are top loaders, ours is a front loader. I came home from work to find her throwing jugs of water into it, at first I thought she flooded the utility room and was trying to dry it up. However, it turned out she was putting water inside and still rubbing our clothes against the washboard like she used to do over the basin. so for the umpteenth I explained again. I felt like using a little force to help it sink in, but I think she got it when I explained that God's electricity takes care of it therefore giving her more time harvest the potatoes and csbbages from the bottom field.
          Matthew 10:34
          Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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          • Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

            Originally posted by Irish_Sinner View Post
            What another great thread from landover. I'll show it to my wife later, once she sobers up.
            Fixed.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!



              Unfortunately, feminist lesbians have seduced many men into changing laws and regulations, allowing women to perform all kinds of activities they were never supposed to perform. Activities like voting, driving cars and surfing on the Internet. This has created a disastrous situation in which women fill the Internet with senseless babbling, drawing away attention from the important issues men are trying to discuss! This has to end!

              #5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!
              God is very clear on this. Women should just keep their yap shut and serve their husband! And how can they do this if they are yapping away on the Internet behind a computer?
              • 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
              • Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
              #4 Women are seduced into slutty behavior!
              Women should dress and behave like ladies. Unfortunately evil web sites like Harry Potter sites, Goth sites, Pokemon sites and Disney sites are seducing women to behave like sluts. Because of this, there are many slutty women behind webcams, on MSN, in forums and in chatrooms trying to seduce men into sinful behavior. They are dooming both the women and the men involved into eternal damnation to hell .
              • 1 Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
              • Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
              • Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

              #3 Internet turns women into lesbians!
              Lesbians are actively abusing the internet to recruit new victims into lesbian behavior. Often they pretend to be sexist male pigs to create the fake impression that men can be something else than nice and friendly fellows. This way they turn innocent women away from men into lesbian behavior. The internet even promotes Lesbian sex in Church! It is very clear all our innocent women have to be protected from this by refusing them access to the Internet!

              #2 Women are seduced to behave like witches!
              The Internet is filled with evil false religions. This is not just harmful, it can be lethal! Women start reading about all kinds of dangerous rituals and lose their soul in the process. Hell is filled with victims of Wicca Internet sites.
              • Deuteronomy 18:10-12 "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."
              • Romans 1:25 "Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen."
              • Mark 7:8 "For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do."

              #1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!

              There are many many many many examples of women acting like complete idiots on the Internet.A very stupid women who is about to lose an eye:

              One thing you forget to mention is about the double standard. Very often when women molest kids they are released from jail in 1 week and men who do an almost identicle act are sent to prison for 10 years where they may even be murdered. Could the reason be why there is a double standard is because women are the more pretty and senusuous gender where rape is almost non-existent and where kids do not fear them and always keep those kind of secrets with them and will never keep those same kinds of secrets with a man? That explains why pedophile women and moms are very most often never reported as men are killed off in prisons.

              I REALLY FEEL sorry for the poor guys who are forced against their will to pay extremely unfair child support amounts based on a percentage of what they earn themselves in their own private single life when the marriage no longer exists so that hes not only support a possible pedophile single mom, hes also supporting his 12 year old daughter by 500 or 1000% and not 50% as it should be.

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              • Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                Originally posted by doug v View Post
                One thing you forget to mention is about the double standard. Very often when women molest kids they are released from jail in 1 week and men who do an almost identicle act are sent to prison for 10 years where they may even be murdered. Could the reason be why there is a double standard is because women are the more pretty and senusuous gender where rape is almost non-existent and where kids do not fear them and always keep those kind of secrets with them and will never keep those same kinds of secrets with a man? That explains why pedophile women and moms are very most often never reported as men are killed off in prisons.

                I REALLY FEEL sorry for the poor guys who are forced against their will to pay extremely unfair child support amounts based on a percentage of what they earn themselves in their own private single life when the marriage no longer exists so that hes not only support a possible pedophile single mom, hes also supporting his 12 year old daughter by 500 or 1000% and not 50% as it should be.
                So doug v, how many 10 year terms did you serve? 2, 3 or more? Did you forget to introduce yourself on the Introduction forum? Around here that is like barging into someone's house unasked without knocking.
                YiJC, BS

                II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                • Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Fixed.

                  The grace of christ is surely in your heart and head.
                  Matthew 10:34
                  Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                  • Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                    Originally posted by doug v View Post
                    One thing you forget to mention is about the double standard. Very often when women molest kids they are released from jail in 1 week and men who do an almost identicle act are sent to prison for 10 years where they may even be murdered. Could the reason be why there is a double standard is because women are the more pretty and senusuous gender where rape is almost non-existent and where kids do not fear them and always keep those kind of secrets with them and will never keep those same kinds of secrets with a man? That explains why pedophile women and moms are very most often never reported as men are killed off in prisons.

                    I REALLY FEEL sorry for the poor guys who are forced against their will to pay extremely unfair child support amounts based on a percentage of what they earn themselves in their own private single life when the marriage no longer exists so that hes not only support a possible pedophile single mom, hes also supporting his 12 year old daughter by 500 or 1000% and not 50% as it should be.
                    What does women being on the internet have to do with you wanting to molest little boys?

                    I believe the catholic website is about 50 clicks to the right.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                      I don't agree with you

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                      • Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                        Originally posted by lucychen View Post
                        I don't agree with you
                        Let me guess, you are a women? Thank you for demonstrating, once again, why those should not be on the internet. For example, this thread has 219 messages. I would be nice if you would point out with which of those 219 messages you are disagreeing.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!



                          Unfortunately, feminist lesbians have seduced many men into changing laws and regulations, allowing women to perform all kinds of activities they were never supposed to perform. Activities like voting, driving cars and surfing on the Internet. This has created a disastrous situation in which women fill the Internet with senseless babbling, drawing away attention from the important issues men are trying to discuss! This has to end!

                          #5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!
                          God is very clear on this. Women should just keep their yap shut and serve their husband! And how can they do this if they are yapping away on the Internet behind a computer?
                          • 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
                          • Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
                          #4 Women are seduced into slutty behavior!
                          Women should dress and behave like ladies. Unfortunately evil web sites like Harry Potter sites, Goth sites, Pokemon sites and Disney sites are seducing women to behave like sluts. Because of this, there are many slutty women behind webcams, on MSN, in forums and in chatrooms trying to seduce men into sinful behavior. They are dooming both the women and the men involved into eternal damnation to hell .
                          • 1 Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
                          • Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
                          • Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

                          #3 Internet turns women into lesbians!
                          Lesbians are actively abusing the internet to recruit new victims into lesbian behavior. Often they pretend to be sexist male pigs to create the fake impression that men can be something else than nice and friendly fellows. This way they turn innocent women away from men into lesbian behavior. The internet even promotes Lesbian sex in Church! It is very clear all our innocent women have to be protected from this by refusing them access to the Internet!

                          #2 Women are seduced to behave like witches!
                          The Internet is filled with evil false religions. This is not just harmful, it can be lethal! Women start reading about all kinds of dangerous rituals and lose their soul in the process. Hell is filled with victims of Wicca Internet sites.
                          • Deuteronomy 18:10-12 "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch. Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."
                          • Romans 1:25 "Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen."
                          • Mark 7:8 "For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do."

                          #1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!

                          There are many many many many examples of women acting like complete idiots on the Internet.A very stupid women who is about to lose an eye:

                          its not true, I've been on the internet since i was 7 or 8, and I'm NOT a lesbian, I'm NOT a slut, I'm do NOT belive in wicca or any of the like and anyone should be free to talk about everyting and everyone, even girls and women!!!!!

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                          • Re: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                            Originally posted by Miss_Kjaer View Post
                            anyone should be free to talk about everyting and everyone, even girls and women!!!!!
                            So, you don't think the NSA should be able to listen to all your phone calls in order to detect terrorist threats against the U.S.A.?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              What an excellent, Biblically sound analysis of why women should not be on the world wide internet, Brother Cranky! These are just some of the reasons I keep my wife off the internet without my supervision. I am kind and generous enough to allot her 30 minutes of world wide internet usage a day, while I stand behind her and watch what she does. Mostly she just reads some Christian women's inspirational blogs or looks up recipes for dinners that I command her to make. One time, I did catch her on the world wide internet without my permission and found her reading some gossip column talking about Jennifer Aniston's lovelife. After my firm hand taught her a lesson, I instructed her on the dangers of gossip and talking about people behind their backs.

                              Proverbs 6:16-17 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,

                              Romans 1:29-30 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,


                              There is also the extreme danger of a woman spending more than she should on the world wide internet. We know all women are compulsive shoppers who take their husband's credit cards and spend all his hard-earned money on superfluous items like shoes, handbags, makeup, beauty products, and other female nonsense. The internet makes it very easy for a person to purchase thousands of dollars worth of products in minutes.

                              MEN: Do your Christian duty. Keep your wife under control. Do not allow them on the internet, and if you do, make sure they are under your supervision.
                              Not being an American I can not know the culture of your Nation. Mr Cranky does have a point but, what of the Nation's leaders and State leaders legalising homosexuality ? Both mine and your Nations are doing the same thing. I have began protesting to politicians, those who will listen that is, to reverse this evil legislation. They each open their sessions with " prayer " then do this ?

                              Well regardless of our Salvation and Faith in Christ Jesus, God will still bring to ruin those Nations who do participate and encourage such homosexuality. We are now the Political Babylon of Revelation..
                              Blessings in Christ

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                              • Re: 5 Reasons WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!

                                Originally posted by TripleZ2 View Post
                                Not being an American I can not know the culture of your Nation. Mr Cranky does have a point but, what of the Nation's leaders and State leaders legalising homosexuality ? Both mine and your Nations are doing the same thing. I have began protesting to politicians, those who will listen that is, to reverse this evil legislation. They each open their sessions with " prayer " then do this ?

                                Well regardless of our Salvation and Faith in Christ Jesus, God will still bring to ruin those Nations who do participate and encourage such homosexuality. We are now the Political Babylon of Revelation..
                                Blessings in Christ

                                Thank you for your Blessings! Have you started an introduction thread yet? I would love to get to know you!
                                Yours In Christ,

                                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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