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  • GoldenRule
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    • Aug 2010
    • 5

    #241
    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

    Originally posted by Felicity View Post
    @Magdalena Yes, it was nice of Rev. Jim Osborne to give me Pediabear underwear.

    @GoldenRule I never got any panties. And please stop saying nasty things about Rev. Jim Osborne!
    Lying is a sin.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22354

      #242
      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

      Originally posted by GoldenRule View Post
      Lying is a sin.
      What there was a lie?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #243
        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

        Originally posted by GoldenRule View Post
        Wait, you got panties from some old guy going through a divorce? Aren't you 16 years old? Why don't you think it's a bit odd that some old guy is buying you panties? Why panties? Did you express a need for them? This guy is a pedophile and his wife's "joo" lawyers will hear about this from me.
        Are you going to try and sue his wife because of this? I don't think there's any law against being married to someone who buys someone a present.
        Originally posted by GoldenRule View Post
        Lying is a sin.
        So does that meant you're going to stop doing it?
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Alex__
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          • Aug 2010
          • 4

          #244
          Re: @All Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underw

          You are very lucky Felicity

          If I lived a bit closer to you I might express some interest in you to your Father, but unfortunately I don't

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          • Benedict A. Davis
            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 3900

            #245
            Re: @All Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underw

            Originally posted by Alex__ View Post
            You are very lucky Felicity

            If I lived a bit closer to you I might express some interest in you to your Father, but unfortunately I don't
            Alex, this is not a lonely hearts forum. It is a forum for fellowship. If you wish to join in you should go to the introduction section and start a thread about yourself. That way Felicity and the other members can get to know you.
            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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            • Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
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              • Aug 2010
              • 259

              #246
              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

              Dear Friends,

              Rev. M. Rodimer pointed me in the direction of this thread. I must say I am surprised at how negative some people respond to a nice gift given by a nice Pastor to a nice girl. Some people are clearly only focused on the negative, they are probably all communists. After all, isn't what is underneath that underwear much more important? As clearly "the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart". (1st Samuel 16:7)

              And I must say, cute underwear. That bear looks really nice Felicity!

              Yours in Christ,

              Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
              How to Study the Bible - About HELL! - The Miracles of Jesus - Biblical Facts - Scientific PROOF

              THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
              Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

              ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

              "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
              and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
              from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9


              1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
              2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
              3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
              rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
              4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
              your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
              What to Pray:

              Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
              I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
              please you through my own efforts. I know that I
              deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
              know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

              Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
              on myself but only on you and I receive you as
              Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
              Lord Jesus, please save me!

              Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
              Now you need to:


              1. Study your KJV Bible every day
              to get to know Christ better.
              2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
              3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
              and serve with other Christians
              in a church where Christ is preached,
              and the Bible is the final authority.
              4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
              until the day Jesus finally kills you.

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              • Phebe Carlyle
                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 2604

                #247
                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                Originally posted by Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D. View Post
                Dear Friends,

                Rev. M. Rodimer pointed me in the direction of this thread. I must say I am surprised at how negative some people respond to a nice gift given by a nice Pastor to a nice girl. Some people are clearly only focused on the negative, they are probably all communists. After all, isn't what is underneath that underwear much more important? As clearly "the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart". (1st Samuel 16:7)

                And I must say, cute underwear. That bear looks really nice Felicity!

                Yours in Christ,

                Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
                Agreed Pastor Manning and have you noticed, those always thinking or alluding to the worst, are usually the ones doing "it" themselves for less than pure reasons?!

                I sometimes wonder where their sexed up minds are at to assume there is anything at all untoward about such an innocent gift. Next they will say there is something debauched about Mr Rogers!

                Excellent use of scripture too! You have certainly shown those mockers a thing or two!

                YIC

                Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.




                There's Jesus here,
                Just see what He offers me....
                Down here my sins forgiven,
                Up there a home in heaven
                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                • JustGotSaved
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 519

                  #248
                  Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                  Originally posted by Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D. View Post
                  Dear Friends,

                  After all, isn't what is underneath that underwear much more important?

                  Yes i think all of us agree that it's also the feeling behind the underware thats important.

                  Reverand Jim should be applauded for the way he's always sticking up for the females around here, encouraging them with help and leg ups in this world. Anyone that cant see that is just twisted.
                  Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                  • Father_Nebelkind
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                    • Sep 2010
                    • 1

                    #249
                    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                    Felicity, you are just the sweetest thing I did ever see. Those are really some nice underwear Rev. Jim Osborne got for you. Would you be so kind to tell me who the lucky man your dad is marrying you off to is?

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                    • Phebe Carlyle
                      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 2604

                      #250
                      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                      Originally posted by Father_Nebelkind View Post
                      Felicity, you are just the sweetest thing I did ever see. Those are really some nice underwear Rev. Jim Osborne got for you. Would you be so kind to tell me who the lucky man your dad is marrying you off to is?
                      Hello,

                      While it is lovely for you to want to greet Felicity, the cordial thing to do is to
                      introduce yourself properly at our INTRODUCTION FORUM

                      After doing so, please feel free to peruse God's Favorite Forum at your own leisure.

                      Thank you

                      YIC

                      Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                      There's Jesus here,
                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                      • Felicity
                        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 4834

                        #251
                        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                        @Father_Nebelkind Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

                        I have no idea which man my father will make me marry as I am not 18 yet. But I am sure my father will pick the right one!

                        Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

                        If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
                        I Jesus!

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                        • Interstellarangel
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                          • Sep 2010
                          • 9

                          #252
                          Re: @All Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underw

                          Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
                          Um...

                          This is like Hitler telling people not to be so mean to those jews...

                          Felicity, you do not take any private Bible lessons with either Levi or Jim, I hope?

                          I love your labels honey! Lol, hellbound witch slut.

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                          • Interstellarangel
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                            • Sep 2010
                            • 9

                            #253
                            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                            Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                            ''THE GOLDEN RULE'' here you are and what kind of example are you setting? You make accusations the you ask questions concerning the event? That is less than Christian don't you think?

                            Who gives a fuck?! You are all disgusting dirty old men! Hey blondie, run away from these perverts!

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #254
                              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                              Originally posted by Interstellarangel View Post
                              Who gives a piffle?! You are all disgusting dirty old men! Hey blondie, run away from these perverts!
                              Why would you say that? Felicity is a dedicated member of our young women's outreach program.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Interstellarangel
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                                • Sep 2010
                                • 9

                                #255
                                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                Why would you say that? Felicity is a dedicated member of our young women's outreach program.
                                Wait it wasn't you who was lusting after her Levi, so I apologize for that. However this environment is toxic for felicity and any other living breathing human.

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