[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

god you're an awful human being. i feel terribly sorry for your family to be raised in such a cruel, unloving household by a clearly very unhinged person. i suggest you seek help.

How can it be unloving?

1 John 4:8 He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.

Have you thought about choosing not to be a lesbeian and instead embracing the muscular arms of Jesus Christ, Himself?

YIC

[The Lord's Hammer]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

god you're an awful human being. i feel terribly sorry for your family to be raised in such a cruel, unloving household by a clearly very unhinged person. i suggest you seek help.

Such harsh words to people who are here to help. Coming here to foul mouth this mans family?

Clearly you do need a forced hand opon you. For its clear you never have.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Such harsh words to people who are here to help. Coming here to foul mouth this mans family?

Clearly you do need a forced hand opon you. For its clear you never have.

Is that a marriage proposal?

[CriticalMasochist]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Hypothetical situation. You move to the city with your family. Living next door to you are a family that does not attend church. Husband, wife, two kids, dog.

The husband is kind of nerdy, works in the tech industry, mostly keeps to himself. The wife works in the pharmaceutical industry, where she helps develop lifesaving medicines. The kids are kind of quiet and involved in various pursuits at school. The oldest daughter is about to go to college looking to get into a premed program and become a doctor. The son is really into music, been playing guitar and drums for years and has a heavy metal band that practices in the garage twice a week, Sundays and Wednesday evenings. The parents are ok with this.

They have one of those Coexist bumper stickers on their car, and you suspect the children don't like being around your family very much.

How do you react?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Presumably, this family drives a Prius. Is that correct?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Hypothetical situation. You move to the city with your family. Living next door to you are a family that does not attend church. Husband, wife, two kids, dog. etc. etc. etc.

It strikes me that there is far too much detail in this "hypothetical" situation for it to be hypothetical. If you are having problems with your neighbors, then I am sure that there are people here who will be happy to advise. But this particular thread is not the place for us to do so.

Why not start a thread in the Introduction Forum so that we can get to know you? Introductory threads are a good place to ask for help.

YiC
Joanna

[Ph0enix808]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

any time my kids commit evil I drag them to the church and make them confess their sins

then i take them to the river and dunk them until they repent

[Basilissa]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

any time my kids commit evil I drag them to the church and make them confess their sins

then i take them to the river and dunk them until they repent

One of the Pastors may correct me, but as far as I know, waterboarding is not a Biblical punishment method. (I think you're confusing the Bible with the CIA torture textbook - an innocent mistake, but a mistake nonetheless).

Beating your children, that's the way to go:

Proverbs 13:24 - He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Proverbs 22:6 - Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

Proverbs 22:15 - Foolishness [is] bound in the heart of a child; [but] the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

Proverbs 29:15 - The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left [to himself] bringeth his mother to shame.

Proverbs 29:17 - Correct thy son, and he shall give thee rest; yea, he shall give delight unto thy soul.

Hebrews 12:11 - Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

[Back against wall]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

I am kind of old fashioned sometimes, things don't always need to be complicated. I have various ways depending on the severity;

I was Praying to Jesus



I can't believe that wasn't butter



I said 2:45 pm not 2:43



I ... forget



Just in case

[Des]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

I am kind of old fashioned sometimes, things don't always need to be complicated. I have various ways depending on the severity;

I was Praying to Jesus



I can't believe that wasn't butter



I said 2:45 pm not 2:43



I ... forget



Just in case

Mercy me, but that brings back such bittersweet memories of the dearly departed Missus.

[Roland]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

I am kind of old fashioned sometimes, things don't always need to be complicated. I have various ways depending on the severity;

I was Praying to Jesus



I can't believe that wasn't butter



I said 2:45 pm not 2:43



I ... forget



Just in case

Mercy me, but that brings back such bittersweet memories of the dearly departed Missus.

Are you not worried your post might make Jesus sick to his stomach? Matthew 6:7.

[Des]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Are you not worried your post might make Jesus sick to his stomach? Matthew 6:7.

Was I praying? No, I was not. Shut your raggmonk hole, you orders-following Nazi wannabe scum!

[Back against wall]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

May I assist?

Was I praying? No, I was not. Shut your raggmonk hole, you orders-following Nazi wannabe scum!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

That image makes my heart sings that there are still men willing to put us women in our place! "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord." Ephesians 5:22

[Roger Federrer]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Those are wicked looking implements Pastor Ezekial. I bet your kids wail when you apply those implements to their bare bottoms. I bet I would also wail if I got any of those on my bare bum even at age 27. It would certainly quickly correct my frequent misbehavior.