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  • Foul Joo Whore
    Unsaved trash, smelly foreign whore
    • May 2012
    • 36

    #61
    Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

    Originally posted by I bow to Christ View Post
    Excuse me, but who allowed you to use the internet? The man of your house is probably very angry with you, and if your husband dislikes what you do, the Lord gives him the authority to discipline you, and I hope he does. If my wife ever touched my computer...
    Sorry dear, no man in the house, just me, my partner, my cat and our rather old computer. I've already mentioned I'm a lesbian, right?
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #62
      Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

      Originally posted by Israfel'sTrueFaith View Post
      I've already mentioned I'm a lesbian, right?
      Yes. You seem to think it will shock us rather than make us sad that you want to burn for the sake of licking cooters.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #63
        Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

        Originally posted by Israfel'sTrueFaith View Post
        Sorry dear, no man in the house, just me, my partner, my cat and our rather old computer. I've already mentioned I'm a lesbian, right?
        Roughly every five minutes, Israfella.

        Please don't hit on "I bow". I realize his shameful long-haired mullet might confuse you and lead you to believe he's a diesel dyke like yourself, but we have it on good authority that he's male (if not precisely a man, if you know what I mean ).
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #64
          Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

          Originally posted by Israfel'sTrueFaith View Post
          Did I not mention I do not waste emotion hating impossibilities?
          And yet you are a self-confessed rug-munching lezbean, one of the most hateful creatures on earth.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Foul Joo Whore
            Unsaved trash, smelly foreign whore
            • May 2012
            • 36

            #65
            Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            And yet you are a self-confessed rug-munching lezbean, one of the most hateful creatures on earth.
            Why am I hateful, exactly?
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #66
              Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

              Originally posted by Israfel'sTrueFaith View Post
              Why am I hateful, exactly?
              Because you reject Christ's love in exchange for momentary pleasure from being a pervert. That should be obvious.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Missionary in Sweden
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2011
                • 189

                #67
                Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                Originally posted by Israfel'sTrueFaith View Post
                Sorry dear, no man in the house, just me, my partner, my cat and our rather old computer. I've already mentioned I'm a lesbian, right?
                Another argument against homosexuality. Who is to put you in your place if you stray? A woman needs a man in their lives. The Bible isn't just decrees strung together willy nilly. All the rules make perfect sense for a reason.
                Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                • Foul Joo Whore
                  Unsaved trash, smelly foreign whore
                  • May 2012
                  • 36

                  #68
                  Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Because you reject Christ's love in exchange for momentary pleasure from being a pervert. That should be obvious.
                  Ah, yes. Obvious.
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • Foul Joo Whore
                    Unsaved trash, smelly foreign whore
                    • May 2012
                    • 36

                    #69
                    Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                    Originally posted by DrZoidberg View Post
                    Another argument against homosexuality. Who is to put you in your place if you stray? A woman needs a man in their lives. The Bible isn't just decrees strung together willy nilly. All the rules make perfect sense for a reason.
                    Even the one that says kalamari is evil and should not be eaten?
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • Missionary in Sweden
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 189

                      #70
                      Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                      Originally posted by Israfel'sTrueFaith View Post
                      Even the one that says kalamari is evil and should not be eaten?
                      Are you arguing with the word of God?
                      Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                      Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                      • Foul Joo Whore
                        Unsaved trash, smelly foreign whore
                        • May 2012
                        • 36

                        #71
                        Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                        Originally posted by DrZoidberg View Post
                        Are you arguing with the word of God?
                        Well, no, it just looks like it...
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Missionary in Sweden
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 189

                          #72
                          Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                          Originally posted by Israfel'sTrueFaith View Post
                          Well, no, it just looks like it...
                          I don't see what's to joke about. I follow every law of God to the letter. God's laws aren't suggestions for our convenience.

                          Enjoy your stay in hell
                          Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                          Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                          • Foul Joo Whore
                            Unsaved trash, smelly foreign whore
                            • May 2012
                            • 36

                            #73
                            Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                            Originally posted by DrZoidberg View Post
                            I don't see what's to joke about. I follow every law of God to the letter. God's laws aren't suggestions for our convenience.

                            Enjoy your stay in hell
                            Well, so you have never eaten kalamari? Poor you...

                            And if it exists, I will! Not that I believe in it or anything, but at least if it exists, it won't have you in it!
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • God loves bikers 2
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                              • Jun 2012
                              • 10

                              #74
                              Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                              Originally posted by Jake Beck View Post
                              Even God punished children who did wrong, so as Christians we must follow The Lord and what he says. So how do we go wrong by punishing our children if they do wrong?
                              There's nothing wrong with teaching them right from wrong. Me being a very softhearted mother however, I have NEVER spanked my son and he's 3. Yet, he still listens to everything I say. I've found time-outs and loss of priviledges to be very effective. *As much as I hate to even do that.* I don't believe parents necessarily have to use corporal punishment to get their children to listen.

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775

                                #75
                                Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

                                Originally posted by God loves bikers 2 View Post
                                There's nothing wrong with teaching them right from wrong. Me being a very softhearted mother however, I have NEVER spanked my son and he's 3. Yet, he still listens to everything I say. I've found time-outs and loss of priviledges to be very effective. *As much as I hate to even do that.* I don't believe parents necessarily have to use corporal punishment to get their children to listen.
                                I cannot imagine feeling so unloving toward an innocent child!

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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