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  • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

    Originally posted by Des View Post
    Yes, well, an easy mistake to make. All of those sportswomen are steroid huffing bulldyke man-wannabes.




    Now you're just talking nonsense. Nothing but Real Men® here, and a Real Man® cannot be bested by even a steroid fueled rug muncher. God did not create man only to have man overcome by a strapon-wearing, armpit hair-braided lezbotron.
    Anal sex endorsements removed

    Anal sex endorsements removed
    As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11

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    • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

      Well if you Google [ANIMALS SPECIFIC TO PETTING ZOOS] you get some links on [IMMORAL SEXUAL BEHAVIOR REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
      Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 09-08-2015, 07:22 PM. Reason: Leviticus 20:13
      As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11

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      • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

        Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
        Well if you Google [ANIMALS SPECIFIC TO PETTING ZOOS] you get some links on [IMMORAL SEXUAL BEHAVIOR REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
        Friend, we're not interested in you peddling your sexual fantasies. This topic is about the glory of the LORD and how a father can protect his family the True Christian™ way.

        If you've got some ideas and experiences, we'd love to hear it!

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Friend, we're not interested in you peddling your sexual fantasies. This topic is about the glory of the LORD and how a father can protect his family the True Christian™ way.

          If you've got some ideas and experiences, we'd love to hear it!

          Ok stay on topic. If someone somehow tried to rape Ronda Rousey or any women does the KJV 1611 give them permission to attempt to fight the attacker?
          As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly. Proverbs 26:11

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          • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

            Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
            ...If someone somehow tried to rape Ronda Rousey or any women does the KJV 1611 give them permission to attempt to fight the attacker?
            Instead of always relying on what other people tell you is in the Bible, why not read it yourself? It's not that long of a book.

            Cure your ignorance, please.

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            • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

              Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
              Ok stay on topic. If someone somehow tried to rape Ronda Rousey or any women does the KJV 1611 give them permission to attempt to fight the attacker?
              The KJV tells them to get a weapon. Luke 22:1-71 mentions a sword. Might come in handy but I recommend a gun. An AR15 and a Walther PPS for backup would be a nice starting point.




              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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              • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                Originally posted by uncool dude View Post
                Ok stay on topic. If someone somehow tried to rape Ronda Rousey or any women does the KJV 1611 give them permission to attempt to fight the attacker?
                Any woman who whores herself off is asking for the attention of men of ill repute. The Holy Bible says people who turn their backs on the LORD are ignored by Him, and He will let them do whatever stupid things they will do (Romans 1:24-5). Then come Judgement Day, He will separate the whores from the True Christians™, and the whores will get what they deserve (Matthew 25:31-46). So in answer to your question, no. No she does not have permission per se, but the LORD doesn't care. He looks at people like that in the same way you look at a mouse in the corner of the basement - inevitable, but will need to be exterminated anyway.
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  Any woman who whores herself off is asking for the attention of men of ill repute. The Holy Bible says people who turn their backs on the LORD are ignored by Him, and He will let them do whatever stupid things they will do (Romans 1:24-5). Then come Judgement Day, He will separate the whores from the True Christians™, and the whores will get what they deserve (Matthew 25:31-46). So in answer to your question, no. No she does not have permission per se, but the LORD doesn't care. He looks at people like that in the same way you look at a mouse in the corner of the basement - inevitable, but will need to be exterminated anyway.
                  I deserved to be that mouse but He when He took the warfarin Himself, I fell in love forever

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                  • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                    You are a f*cking sick man!
                    Get your daughter raped, and after she's no longer a virgin you should burn her ? WTF!!!

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                    • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                      Originally posted by PinkGuy View Post
                      You are a f*cking sick man!
                      Get your daughter raped, and after she's no longer a virgin you should burn her ? WTF!!!
                      Hi sweetie!

                      Don't shoot the messenger, if you have a problem with the Holy Bible then complain to the Author.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                        Originally posted by PunkGay View Post
                        You are a f*cking sick man!
                        I didn't write the Bible. So what you are actually saying here is that Jesus, who died for your sins, is a sick man! That sounds pretty ungrateful to me.

                        Get your daughter raped
                        That is what the Bible teaches us to do in Judges 19:22-30.

                        and after she's no longer a virgin you should burn her ?
                        That is what the Bible teaches us to do in Genesis 38:24.

                        Getting into Heaven is surprisingly simple. Just follow the Bible for 100% (James 2:10).

                        Getting into Hell is also surprisingly simple. Ignore parts of the Holy Bible. It doesn't matter how small the part is you ignore.

                        So it is very clear what your end will be like... Enjoy Hell!
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                          Originally posted by PunkGay View Post
                          *** Something in tongues ***
                          Get your daughter raped, and after she's no longer a virgin you should burn her ? WTF!!!
                          You would be wise, young lady, to watch your potty mouthed responses in here. I've made a promise to be nice (until I blackout and can't be held responsible) but for you I will make an exception.

                          The good Christian folk here are being extremely patient with your heathen attitude, please remember this is not your house until Jesus accepts you as a human and not a whore.

                          I want to love you little girl, but not before Jesus does.

                          Now lets try again shall we?
                          Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                          • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Hi sweetie!

                            Don't shoot the messenger, if you have a problem with the Holy Bible then complain to the Author.
                            Hello Basilissa,

                            Perhaps you could post the contact information of the Author for Pinkguy?

                            Praying might not be a suitable way for Pinkguy to contact Him: John 9:31.

                            Kind regards, Roland
                            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                            Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                            • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                              Originally posted by Roland View Post
                              Hello Basilissa,

                              Perhaps you could post the contact information of the Author for Pinkguy?

                              Praying might not be a suitable way for Pinkguy to contact Him: John 9:31.

                              Kind regards, Roland
                              Good point, dear.

                              Here are some helpful directions:

                              1. Repent and accept as your Lord and Savior.

                              2. Pray.

                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                I didn't write the Bible. So what you are actually saying here is that Jesus, who died for your sins, is a sick man! That sounds pretty ungrateful to me.

                                That is what the Bible teaches us to do in Judges 19:22-30.

                                That is what the Bible teaches us to do in Genesis 38:24.

                                Getting into Heaven is surprisingly simple. Just follow the Bible for 100% (James 2:10).

                                Getting into Hell is also surprisingly simple. Ignore parts of the Holy Bible. It doesn't matter how small the part is you ignore.

                                So it is very clear what your end will be like... Enjoy Hell!

                                I noticed in the Judges passage that the daughter option was not taken up.


                                . Judges 19
                                . 24a Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine;
                                . 24b them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: kjv



                                But with her father's consent would it be rape? I also noticed that in order to protect the guest, the host offered the guest's concubine and she was done to death. Does God assign authority over guests property (in this case some sort of sex slave) to hosts?

                                And would it be rape in either case?

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