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  • #211
    Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

    I left my house today, I came back just a while ago, and in the night I'm going to go out to celebrate the new year by having sex with random strangers. I think I'm going to enjoy it more since I know here I have people who don't want me to do it, since you hate women

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    • #212
      Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

      Originally posted by BrownEyeKisser View Post
      I left my house today, I came back just a while ago, and in the night I'm going to go out to celebrate the new year by having sex with random strangers. I think I'm going to enjoy it more since I know here I have people who don't want me to do it, since you hate women
      Yes, we know already that you hate Jesus. So what are you doing here..... again?
      God created fossils to test our faith.

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      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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      • #213
        Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        Yes, we know already that you hate Jesus. So what are you doing here..... again?
        I think she believes she's clever, whereas in reality, she's proving how totally and utterly stupid she really is.

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        • #214
          Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

          Originally posted by BrownEyeKisser View Post
          I left my house today, I came back just a while ago, and in the night I'm going to go out to celebrate the new year by having sex with random strangers. I think I'm going to enjoy it more since I know here I have people who don't want me to do it, since you hate women
          You really are a sad case. How low are you willing to sink in your efforts to offend Jesus?

          If you were my daughter I'd beat you every day. That's how much I care.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #215
            Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            You really are a sad case. How low are you willing to sink in your efforts to offend Jesus?

            If you were my daughter I'd beat you every day. That's how much I care.

            And if you were my father, I would have no problem in calling the police so they will put you under arrest for domestic violence, because you make me cry.

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            • #216
              Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

              Originally posted by BrownEyeKisser View Post
              And if you were my father, I would have no problem in calling the police so they will put you under arrest for domestic violence, because you make me cry.
              Thank you for giving me the heartiest laugh I've had all day...the tears are streaming down my face...do you really think, I mean c'mon, be serious, do you really think the police force in Landover would take any action whatsoever against the holiest man on Earth for anything, but particularly when he is doing God's will?
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              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • #217
                Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                Originally posted by BrownEyeKisser View Post
                And if you were my father, I would have no problem in calling the police so they will put you under arrest for domestic violence, because you make me cry.
                So it's now a crime to make spoiled brats cry? The USA under Obama is certainly sinking fast!

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                • #218
                  Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  A woman simply cannot be trusted without constant supervision from her father or husband. A woman, left to her own devices

                  A woman without a man is utterly lost to Christ.

                  AMEN! You can say that again, Brother! These women are products of the Worldy schooling system. See how well it served them! Just LOOK what happened when they tried to read a book!

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                  • #219
                    Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                    Women should stay at home to cook, clean, sew and raise/teach children. The only time they should leave is to buy groceries, get their kids, and go to Baptist Church. Any other time is unnecessary and shoukd hopefully be avoided.

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                    • #220
                      Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                      You all must actually be fucking idiots. You really must. Do you fucking want for women to be medieval again. Do you want to have this as a rule. Because, with this you must accept other ridiculous rules and fucking idiotic lores like:

                      Deuteronomy 22:28-29
                      2 Kings 2:23-25
                      Leviticus 20:13
                      1 Timothy 2:12-14
                      Genesis 3:16-18

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                      • #221
                        Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                        Originally posted by RainbowSheep View Post
                        You all must actually be piffleing idiots. You really must. Do you piffleing want for women to be medieval again. Do you want to have this as a rule. Because, with this you must accept other ridiculous rules and piffleing idiotic lores like:

                        Deuteronomy 22:28-29
                        2 Kings 2:23-25
                        Leviticus 20:13
                        1 Timothy 2:12-14
                        Genesis 3:16-18
                        Guess what, Bruce? THEY DO. That's what being a Christian means. It means believing the Bible is true, ALL OF IT. The Bible says that of you don't believe that the entire Bible is true, then just believing bits and pieces of it won't do you any good at all:

                        Revelation 3:16 "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."

                        The only thing from the Old Testament that doesn't apply today is the shrimp thing:

                        Matthew 15:11 "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man."

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                        • #222
                          Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                          He sure wasn't the sharpest knife...

                          Most of those quotes are exquisitely explained in several threads.

                          Most often because some idiot who dares call himself/herself/itself a christian comes along and wants to cherry pick the bible.

                          PRAISE THE LORD!

                          p.s. didy, we'll still make a TRUE CHRISTIAN out of you.

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