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  • #76
    Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

    Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
    ... Some of us want Dick Cheney to run.
    I do, too. About 50 feet should be enough to induce the final heart attack.

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    • #77
      Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

      That's fantastic. So the men who work for me, who get a paycheck from me, who are my employees are smarter than me? Could be, but I pay their salaries and treat them with respect. I also make more money than many men I know. But I'm ruining the economy. You guys are funny! I've been laughing so much, and re-posting the insanity for the enjoyment it brings me. And please when you insult me, be creative, use a thesaurus.

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      • #78
        Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

        Originally posted by God'sFaithfulChild View Post
        Yes, I am actually, so you are telling me you don't eat cheese or beans or cereal? nothing that must be bought, well maybe your the one that has caused the economy to flop! Who did your kids socialize with? Where did they get the chance to challenge their faith? What did you do when your kids got sick? According to you Sarah Palin would do a better job than Obama but you condradict yourself on various occasions so who is higher on your foodd chain blacks or women?
        I have found places on the internet where you can actually order your groceries and have them delivered to your door.
        And if the child gets sick, all the parents have to do is pray.
        (Matthew 17:18)
        18 And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.
        (Ephesians 6:1)
        Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

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        • #79
          Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

          Hey Blondie, have you beaten your wife today? NO? Well get on it you lazy God hater! I'm sure she deserves it. Right? She is clearly a _________ (fill in the blank) and need to be hit. You are a big man and a sorry human being.

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          • #80
            Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

            Originally posted by Littlelady View Post
            Hey Blondie, have you beaten your wife today? NO? Well get on it you lazy God hater! I'm sure she deserves it. Right? She is clearly a _________ (fill in the blank) and need to be hit. You are a big man and a sorry human being.
            Who exactly are you referring to?
            (Ephesians 6:1)
            Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

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            • #81
              Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

              Originally posted by Daddy's Lil JuneBug View Post
              Who exactly are you referring to?
              Please understand. It's only crotch high so it has difficulty distinguishing the sexes of us grown up big normal-sized people.

              I hobbit gets new glasses to improve its eyesight. Or buys a ladder.

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              • #82
                Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                Originally posted by Daddy's Lil JuneBug View Post
                Who exactly are you referring to?
                Sorry, I was referencing The Creepy Pastor Ezekial, he has mentioned in another post how he likes to gives his women a firm hand. I'd like to give him my firm fist, but unlike that manic, I do not indulge in recreational violence.

                And, please take your kids to a doctor, if you truly believe in God, then you need to trust doctors. They heal because of the brains they were given and their love of saving lives. Please, prayer will not work on cancer, infections, broken bones, etc, please talk to a doctor about your concerns. Faith isn't enough and don't insult your God by denouncing the brains he gave doctors.

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                • #83
                  Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                  Originally posted by Littlelady View Post
                  Please, prayer will not work on cancer, infections, broken bones, etc, please talk to a doctor about your concerns. Faith isn't enough and don't insult your God by denouncing the brains he gave doctors.
                  Don't you try to destroy our faith with your hateful atheist propaganda, witch! God says that prayer should be the medicine of choice in all cases:

                  James 5:13-15:
                  Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms.
                  Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
                  And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                  • #84
                    Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                    You know god created Woman since male failed...

                    Is the Cranky old dude the lost member of ZZ top? if he would be i bet he would seen a lot more of life than from his little cabin in the woods where no life is inside 100km area

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                    • #85
                      Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                      Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                      Don't you try to destroy our faith with your hateful atheist propaganda, witch! God says that prayer should be the medicine of choice in all cases:

                      James 5:13-15:
                      Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms.
                      Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
                      And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.

                      Then I assume you do not carry health insurance? I hope so otherwise you would be a hypocrite. I also hope you never need a doctor or a dentist, although you probably need a dentist.

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                      • #86
                        Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                        Originally posted by Littlelady View Post
                        Then I assume you do not carry health insurance? I hope so otherwise you would be a hypocrite. I also hope you never need a doctor or a dentist, although you probably need a dentist.
                        The only health insurance I need is called the Holy Scripture, and the only medication I need is prayer!
                        (Ephesians 6:1)
                        Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

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                        • #87
                          Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                          Originally posted by Littlelady View Post
                          Sorry, I was referencing The Creepy Pastor Ezekial, he has mentioned in another post how he likes to gives his women a firm hand. I'd like to give him my firm fist, but unlike that manic, I do not indulge in recreational violence.
                          Dear Hellbound, lezbean, sexual deviant, circus carnie whore,

                          Pastor Zeke beats me because he LOVES me and he does not want to see me go to HELL. How will I learn if I am not taught right from wrong?

                          ) "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church" (1 Corinthians 14:34-35).
                          You are nothing but a bully. Don't barge in here and try to force your opinion on us. The only opinion we will listen to is the Bible.
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                          • #88
                            Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            Women are way too stupid to decide who to vote for. By keeping them at home during elections men can select a real president like Sarah Palin and a real government capable of getting America on track again.
                            brother cranky,

                            i'm pretty sure that Sarah Palin is also a woman, and if i'm correct being president is a career choice. As you have said above woman are to stupid to drive or have jobs then why would you suggest that having a one as president would do so much as improve or economy?

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                            • #89
                              Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                              Originally posted by rainbow"thunder"dash View Post
                              i'm pretty sure that Sarah Palin is also a woman, and if i'm correct being president is a career choice. As you have said above woman are to stupid to drive or have jobs then why would you suggest that having a one as president would do so much as improve or economy?
                              Paying attention is not your thing now is it? Otherwise you would have known Sarah Palin is not a candidate for the presidency. Her husband was not please with how she performed her cleaning duties lately, so he told her to stop running.

                              I can not wait for Michele Bachmann to become our next president and to implement Biblical law in America. Then we can finally start stoning filthy gays like you, instead of having to endure your pointless yapping.

                              Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • #90
                                Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                implement Biblical law in America. Then we can finally start stoning filthy gays like you,
                                huh, how very Christian: you disagree with me, therefore I insult you.

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