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  • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

    Originally posted by rainbow"thunder"dash View Post
    congratulations you managed to hack his his acount make him falsly seem gay along with me and be total assholes. i thought that this would be interesting to look up proof of god and i found this shit and it has pissed me off the last day and a half. THUMBS DOWN BITCH
    I'll offer you the same advice I just gave him for free. If he hasn't already whispered it in your ear, since you are sitting right next to each other.

    My friend, I know Marysville is a foul cesspool of sin, and living in such a Godless degenerate viper pit only contributes to your hatred of True Christians™ and Jesus Christ.

    But the Church of the Nazarene is just next door and they have a 6:00 PM service. It's not a real Church by any means as it is not Baptist, but won't you attend tonight to at least hear some Scripture? Even the heretics occasionaly preach real truth from God's Word, however damned they may be in their house of blasphemy.

    You are in my prayers.

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

      Originally posted by rainbow"thunder"dash View Post
      i don't hate Jesus or god, i just hate their fan club especialy when they say that gays,blacks,chinese,japs,russian,transvestites,her maphridites,and video games and their game consoles are all enemys of jesus seriously what the piffle!!
      So basically provided God doesn't get in the way of you fulfilling your lusts for exotic perverted sex with trannies of foreign extraction over the internet via video games He's OK with you and you hate people for pointing out the wrong-headedness of this by reminding you of His holy words.

      Makes perfect sense!

      Keep on leaping on the Hell train!
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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      • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

        In my head, a woman should only leave the kitchen when: She has to sleep, when she is allowed to go to the bathroom, at dinner and when the family is gathered to pray.

        1 Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.

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        • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Solve all traffic problems[/B].[/U][/SIZE]
          Since women can't drive they are responsible for 98.6% of all traffic related accidents. Since all women drive as if there are no other people on the road, removing them all from the road will permanently solve all traffic congestions. Since women drive around aimlessly burning fuel trying to figure out why they took the wrong way, again, stopping them from doing that will drastically reduce demand for oil and thereby reduce the price of gas significantly.

          Women can't drive, it's undisputed:

          ]

          [possible porno links removed]


          Adjusting for the fact men drive twice as much as women, on a per mile basis men crash as much as women, where are your sources.
          God is as strong as a unicorn Num.23:22, 24:8

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          • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

            Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
            In my head, a woman should only leave the kitchen when: She has to sleep, when she is allowed to go to the bathroom, at dinner and when the family is gathered to pray.

            1 Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
            I am thinking you are a possible homer? You list all the possible times a woman should be allowed to leave the kitchen and miss out producing soldiers for Jesus.

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            • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

              Originally posted by Repentant View Post
              I am thinking you are a possible homer? You list all the possible times a woman should be allowed to leave the kitchen and miss out producing soldiers for Jesus.
              She can do that in the kitchen. It's easier for her to mop up the mess after.


              YiC

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              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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              • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                I can't believe all of these Godless whores walking about the streets with careers. My God-fearing husband would never allow me to leave the house, except for buying groceries, and even then, I am to be accompanied by him (because obviously, I can't drive there myself).
                If I were to leave the house like these feminazi sluts, I would be rightfully beaten.
                1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!

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                • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                  It is my point of view that feminizm should be illegal.

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                  • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                    Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                    It is my point of view that feminizm should be illegal.
                    Why do you hate women?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      Why do you hate women?
                      Maybe I wasn't clear enough but, it doesn't mean I hate women. I just believe that women shouldn't have same rights as men, since they're too stupid to handle it.

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                      • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                        Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                        Maybe I wasn't clear enough but, it doesn't mean I hate women. I just believe that women shouldn't have same rights as men, since they're too stupid to handle it.
                        Why do you think hating on women will make you the insta-cool with us? Why should women not have the same rights as men? Try to actually answer the question.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                        Comment


                        • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                          Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                          I just believe that women shouldn't have same rights as men, since they're too stupid to handle it.


                          God wants women to be taken proper care of. That doesn't make us stupid!

                          Ephesians 5:22-24 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing."
                          I Jesus!

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                          • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                            Originally posted by Felicity View Post


                            God wants women to be taken proper care of. That doesn't make us stupid!

                            Ephesians 5:22-24 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing."
                            Well said Felicity!

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                            • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                              Women aren't stupid as such. They can be quite cunning though and will easily put their own needs and instinct for glittery things, shoes and handbags above the needs of their husbands and children if allowed free rein. They need watching and correcting if they start to feel like their opinions and feelings take precedence over the actual thoughts of their husbands.

                              There's no real reason why women can't follow the instruction of their husbands and add their voice to his at the right place and time. It's when they go off on their own that things have the potential to go wrong and then they cause embarrassment to their husbands.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Re: WOMEN should NEVER be allowed to leave the house!

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                Women aren't stupid as such. They can be quite cunning though.
                                Amen to that. They're constantly scheming and plotting to defile Men and drag us down into smelly filth and sin. Look at what Eve did: If it wasn't for her, Men would be Saved(r) by birth, instead of damned because of a conniving woman.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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