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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #571
    Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

    Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
    Oh how I wish I could show you Finland although I know you don't want to see it
    I've seen pictures, I imagine that's enough.



    A fine summer day in Finland. Look, the sun!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Noah Sole
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2012
      • 865

      #572
      Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

      This was the winner of Finland's 'Best Joke Competition' in 2005 (the last time they held it).

      I think it explains the lack of a sense of humour we have just experienced.

      Genesis 7:5
      And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


      John 8:32
      And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #573
        Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

        Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
        I came here because I wanted to understand why you hate Europeans especially Finns and Danish and so on, so much... I was not asking to be turned into faith. I just wanted to understand -just like I want to understand all religions and nonreligious view. But ok Ill go.
        Finns and Danish aren't Europeans, they're eskimo savages. Don't try and trick us little girl.

        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Just A Girl
          Unsaved trash
          • Apr 2012
          • 34

          #574
          Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

          I am Finnish AND EUROPEAN and PROUD OF IT! I'm also Christian and I love my God. Not yours. Oh and my family is AMAZING.
          What part of Bible says Finnish are so horrible people? -I can't find it! If you guys do NOT believe in evolution or other evidence from history and you have NOT lived thousands of years ago then you are just making stuff up.. lol.. plus even if you did I am 100% sure you could not find a single evidence on Finnish being any worse than Americans (outside this website). There are way more weird competitions in the US than in finland and the ones america has are way more awful. I can find them for you if you like!

          Ummm and btw I just see clouds on that photo of Finland. Finland does NOT have snow during the summer either.

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          • Just A Girl
            Unsaved trash
            • Apr 2012
            • 34

            #575
            Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

            Oh and I'm just going to ask but how many Native Americans did YOUR grandgrandgrand...parents have to kill to live there? Native Americans were there first. They did not deserve to die. Still to-be-Americans had to kill them and take their land.

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            • Just A Girl
              Unsaved trash
              • Apr 2012
              • 34

              #576
              Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

              Pastor says that Danish are horrible people, still there are two "True Christians" who love them. Pastor you sure are not teaching your Christians too well if even your own men say stuff you TOTALLY disagree with.... Just saying that makes no sense. Ooooor do you guys love Danish and think at the same time that they kill eskimos?

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #577
                Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
                My God is my God... with a capital letter. I know NONE of you agrees with that. I am Lutheran and always will be.
                Well there's your problem. You can't know God if you go to a Lutheran church. Why, that's nothing more than the protestant version of catholics what with their candles and group prayer and all.

                Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
                And thank you very much but I do NOT want to change my parents or myself.
                Now that's a crying shame. Your parents when to great troubles to raise you in a safe and loving environment (as safe and loving as a Fin can raise a child, which is to say they didn't leave you out in the elements long enough to die). And you will repay them by keeping silent about God's Great Plan? The Plan that can Save them from the eternal torment He designed just for them? I thank God every day I don't have a nasty, selfish child like you.

                Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
                Lets just live our own lives and stop judging. Everyone has their way of living it and what happens afterwards... Well we will see it then.
                Who is forcing you to live your life differently?
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #578
                  Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                  Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
                  Pastor says that Danish are horrible people, still there are two "True Christians" who love them. Pastor you sure are not teaching your Christians too well if even your own men say stuff you TOTALLY disagree with.... Just saying that makes no sense. Ooooor do you guys love Danish and think at the same time that they kill eskimos?
                  This danish looks pretty nice!

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Just A Girl
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 34

                    #579
                    Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                    Lutheran church is a perfect church for me although I have some views that are different from the churches views on God and Bible. Lutherans are nice and sweet people toward others too. Most of the posts on this site by the members and pastors of your church are hateful and purely mean without any evidence toward other humans. Also everything is twisted into sexual or amazingly bad. I can not understand how can anyone have such a dirty mind. That makes me wonder how can anyone live in a world like that. But then again you guys think hugging a friend is too sexual and shouldn't be allowed so I guess I should have guessed that your minds will twist everything into bad.

                    I do not think you can not say your church is perfect or "the only way to salvation". It was founded almost 2000 years AFTER Jesus was on this Earth and Bible was written. THE first church was not Landover. You think there was no perfect church before OVER 1500 years AFTER Jesus? Sooo all the people before that just went straight to hell.

                    I believe many people will go to heaven. Some might be part of your church but NOT all.

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                    • Alphonse Alban
                      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                       
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 5724

                      #580
                      Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                      Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
                      Oh and I'm just going to ask but how many Native Americans did YOUR grandgrandgrand...parents have to kill to live there? Native Americans were there first. They did not deserve to die. Still to-be-Americans had to kill them and take their land.
                      Yeah, that is bit shameful. Early Americans were not as effective as Finnish were taking lands from natives. Oh sorry, or as you said "integrating" Sami people to your culture. I'm sure that they were more than happy to move their culture to most hostile part of Finland. What year it was again when Finland even recognized them as people of their own?

                      Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
                      I believe many people will go to heaven.
                      Even your lutheran bible says that everyone that does not follow Christ goes straigh to hell. Do you not believe that bible is the word of God?

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #581
                        Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                        Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
                        Lutheran church is a perfect church for me although I have some views that are different from the churches views on God and Bible. Lutherans are nice and sweet people toward others too. Most of the posts on this site by the members and pastors of your church are hateful and purely mean without any evidence toward other humans. Also everything is twisted into sexual or amazingly bad. I can not understand how can anyone have such a dirty mind. That makes me wonder how can anyone live in a world like that. But then again you guys think hugging a friend is too sexual and shouldn't be allowed so I guess I should have guessed that your minds will twist everything into bad.

                        I do not think you can not say your church is perfect or "the only way to salvation". It was founded almost 2000 years AFTER Jesus was on this Earth and Bible was written. THE first church was not Landover. You think there was no perfect church before OVER 1500 years AFTER Jesus? Sooo all the people before that just went straight to hell.

                        I believe many people will go to heaven. Some might be part of your church but NOT all.
                        It's easy to like a church that tells you lies to get you to like them.
                        Isaiah 30:8-10
                        8Now go, write it before them in a table, and note it in a book, that it may be for the time to come for ever and ever:

                        9That this is a rebellious people, lying children, children that will not hear the law of the LORD:

                        10Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits:

                        Oh please lie to us, teachers, so we can do what we want and disobey God with your say so. We promise not to read the Bible or if we do we'll skip over all the bits that make us uneasy or tell us things are wrong that we want to be right.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Just A Girl
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 34

                          #582
                          Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                          There is are places in Finland where Sami people talk their own language, study on their own language, go to store using their own language and live among their own kind. We have never forced them to "integrate". They did it on their own. I'm sorry but we did not brutally kill them like you brutally killed native Americans. And I still can not understand how can you think that you are better than Finnish if you had to kill to live there? There are no native Americans who do not speak English in the USA anymore...-Just saying... You MADE them integrate into your style of living.
                          In Finland Sami people at least can have as much of their own space as they want. Finland is not a crowded country like USA is... Americans forced Native Americans live in the worst places and small spaces. They did not give them a change to keep some of the better forests and so on because they wanted them themselves.

                          Oh and the first Christians were Jews.. Did they not get to heaven according to your religion? In the end they were lead by three of the 12 apostles.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #583
                            Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                            Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
                            Lutheran church is a perfect church for me
                            Oh I see, for you:

                            perfect = Satan's tallywacker poking every orifice of your body for ever and ever and ever

                            Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
                            although I have some views that are different from the churches views on God and Bible.
                            And why shouldn't you? Your church teaches you freedom of opinion whereas God wants obedience and righteous fear.

                            Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
                            I do not think you can not say your church is perfect or "the only way to salvation". It was founded almost 2000 years AFTER Jesus was on this Earth and Bible was written. THE first church was not Landover. You think there was no perfect church before OVER 1500 years AFTER Jesus? Sooo all the people before that just went straight to hell.
                            Our church building is of no concern. The Body of Christ has been around since Christ Himself walked the Earth. We are a part of that Body of Christ. You are not. You might want to think about that and stop with the pissy act, humble yourself like God wants from a woman, and learn what the Christian Religion REALLY is.
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #584
                              Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                              Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
                              Americans forced Native Americans live in the worst places and small spaces. They did not give them a change to keep some of the better forests and so on because they wanted them themselves.
                              You might want to learn a little more about American history before you talk about it. Native Americans were never forced to live anywhere against their wills. The chose to go there because they're not that smart, alcoholics, and prone to fighting in the streets. They didn't much care for jail (or jobs or baths for that matter).

                              Originally posted by Just A Girl View Post
                              Oh and the first Christians were Jews.. Did they not get to heaven according to your religion? In the end they were lead by three of the 12 apostles.
                              What makes you think Jews get to heaven? Do you think the whole idea behind believing in Jesus as LORD and Savior applies to everyone BUT Jews? Where do you find that little loophole in scripture?
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Just A Girl
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Apr 2012
                                • 34

                                #585
                                Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                                Actually if you had read it close enough you would know Native Americans only moved because Europeans who moved there had guns -they didn't. They had no other choice. And alcohol came from Europe to America with Europeans. Native American didn't know anything about it before you came.

                                Why wouldn't Jews get to heaven? They are still doing exactly what the three apostles taught them. You were taught only by a book that has changed a lot over time. -I'm sure you know the Bible has changed over the years and I bet you have one of the newest versions, do you? The old ones are harder to understand because the language was so different but you can see a difference. There also is a difference between different languages and the translations. But then again I don't think too many Americans know how to read Hebrew.

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